I was exploring my old books then I found my school pic. I had been searching it from many year bcz from childhood I dnt like to face camera and I am rarely abundant in album.
It is some type of game if you are my friend then just imagine, who am I? If your are not then read my comment on my or my friends blog and then imagine. I want to see your imagination about me. Its rules are simple
1. I wouldn't tell u
2. 1 guess only
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Ali8307 
I knew it is :happy: :p :p
:doh:
let me guess y r u saying this? Bcz I told that I dnt like standing in front of camera, am I right??
hehehe :irked: very funny
oh ok :p why u think left :left:
the left1 i think :p
Nope :p
Bcuz he seems sad.. I think its that depression 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 u had it till u were a child :p
nd nw I am wndring/laughing on ur imagination :p it may be right or wrong 😆
hhhmmm…u mst b far left..wth bow head..
:p
:p :p :p :p :p :p
:insane: I hv 22 frnds pages?? Just wait 4 their visit and guess then I will tell u :p
Hey u can tell in in inbox msg. I wont tell them :p
Ive already told u :p then which 1 is u?
yes that what I was talking about :p
Ok dnt tell, if u dnt tell it no1 guess anymore. :p
U mean u dnt wanna say the answer?
I want to knw what is my picture in my friends mind.
ahah,bcz dts kid wth open ears a bit like mouse n in our trdtn wrd,dey wld sy dt kid is brilliant wth wide thnk n dts ws wt i sw n realize wen see dt pic..hehe..u like to surf d intrnt to knw mre n mre about smethng dt u wnna knw by doing research..dts bravo…so is dt u?
w0w! u are talking about which kid??? :p
pic is updated I think it is more clear nw.
of coz d left kid,his ears mre wider den d othrs…:up:
🙄
hehe…ok-ok..wtevr..so evrybdy is jst left wth :confused:wt a gme..:P
😆 ok ok we were searching this photo nw next time when ever I meet them then I will take a new photograph and then tell u :p
inbx u?? :zip: but I wouldn't tell u who am I :left:
hey,hey..its ok..its ur privacy..jst 4gt about dt…nthng special to knw..:lol:
answer?? Never! I am just chking ur imagination nt displaying my self :p
:p
yeah.cn't do it as b4..:down:hey,y nt u sent msg to bundle of frnds?cn u do dt?
😦
:P:P:Pok-ok…do it as u wsh…:P
😥 😥 😥
hhhmm.:yes: its mre clear nw…so,wen u'll reveal d ans?in 1 week?1 mnth?
:doh: of cz u knw chupke ladka..hey y nt jst tll at inbx we'll nt reveal to evr1.jst tll it is rght or wrng? 😀 😛
but I knw the right answer :devil:
:p :p :p just wait :p both are out of my reach. May be next meeting this year or may be next year :left:
hhhhmmmm..is dt a prmse? 😦
ok then leave it I am nt inboxing u :p
😆 if i meet both of them again and soon then :p
:P:Pwtevr all urs..:mad:
I cnt invite my all frnds 😦 status is still nt wrking :awww:
:down: dts really strssn..:down: :faint:
sending batch msg is nt availble :down: nw I will invite them when they cntct with me :faint:
:whistle:
i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww thw answer :devil: :devil: :devil: 😆
:no: heeeeeeeeeeeey :irked:
nt fair
:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
@kazmi oh ok! Y middle 1?
oh really??? :eyes:
i think the middle one
just gussed it
hey dnt worry i wont tell it :p
m i rit
i think the middle one
that was my only school pic
foooooooo thanks God
😆
yes only pic with my friends :left:
😆
I cnt say any thing :whistle:
hey say it m i rit or not i m not asking the ans
there are 3 if i told u r right or wrong then it will become easy :p I am again and again saying this imagine.
i thing the sentre is your pic bro h:idea: :yes: :irked:
wooooooo :eyes: what a :up: or :down: guess :p
@ali This message can only b read by a cute person $Ã,?¢&^%$#!@*&%#$ $%&*^*%^$$^$^%$ $%#%%^$%^$^&&/$ $&$^%$@#$@$@$@$This message can only b read by a cute person – – – – – – Try again … – – – – – Nothing ? – – – – – Sorry I guess u r just not cute… Hey ! Don’t force it , u r not cute..:lol: 😆 😆
:Pdts really nt cute..:down: 😆
:p
wht is tht mean bro :doh:
well :sherlock: this the last time when I am saying this Imagine :irked:
😆 😛
:irked:
b cool mr :sherlock: :jester:
:p
nw stop posting these :irked:
nw stop posting these :irked:
😆 ops..is dt irrte u too? 😛 wts wrng?
😆 😆 😆 :P:P:P
status is still missing. I dnt knw how to invite other friends :irked:
I had repord abt this but they have nt replyd yet :awww: every 1 :bomb: bcz of this.
yeah..its still missing:(:down:hey,y did dey do dt kind of updte? :furious:
yeah..dis is really bad update if dey maintain dis 4evr..:yuck: jst blank..nthng..no status..:down:
any1 there??? 😎
ME :yes:
hey..ur tnge :yuck:
:ko:
status is rmvd permanently http://my.opera.com/community/forums/topic.dml?id=888522&abc=&page=1&skip=0&show=&perscreen=10
ahah..iv chck dt…cn see it nw on ur status bt mine..:down: jst like 1 of those dere,updte d status bt its jst blank..:faint:evn on my news iv sw d red sgn mntn dere's a news bt wen click on it,jst nthng..d red dot din dsppred..jst like iv gt a news bt nthng…mk me nd to press it evrytime wen im on to chck if dere's real news or jst blnk..:(
they are saying frnds will receive news when u will used intant bloging.
cn't gt it…wt u mean?do i nd any chnge setting?
it shows red dot at my news bt wen i chck it mntn no new subscription found…:down: bt wen u or angel cmmnts,it mntn dere n i knw it,bt dt red sgn still din dspear evn aftr clean my news..:( :confused:
:yikes: haah!!! u dn't knw wt to do? :doh:den hw u wrk? :confused:hey..ssshhh..ur mngr behind u..dn't sneaking to on..:D
hey I am sitting in my office 😆 the phone is ringing again and again an idk what 2 do :faint:
wuuh..no intrnt cnnctn?wt kind of cmptr ncmpny is dt? :alien: ?
hey I am sitting in my office 😆 the phone is ringing again and again an idk what 2 do :faint:
I have a ⭐ cmptr but no intrnt connection :rip:
ouh..ok..gt it nw..no wndr u r confused…hehe..wsh u gd lck..congratulations 4 hvn d job..:up: :hat:hey,hw cme no assistnt to hlp u 4 d frst dy?
2day is my first day and I am wrking with admn 😀
2day jst joining. no work 4 2day. may b frm 2morrow frm 8am to 4pm :faint:
sliva :yuck:
ouh..ok…dts grt n bttr..:up:8am-4pm?fuuh…:faint:btw,i thnk ur wrk din nd mch enrgy bt nd mre saliva…:lol:tk gd cre of ur mth to stnd in dis wrk..:D
I am a calculator nw 😆 😆 😆
I am at home nw 😀 I bcm very tired so…..
:no: dnt wana sleep nw :left: bcz I killed 8 hrs in pwr house :faint: nd nw watching tv and other wrk :up:
yeah..of cz u gnna fl tired especially 4 d frst dy of wrk…it wll b nrml dys by dys..:D well..i knw u r nw fl wnna :zzz: n lazy…:lol:
calcultr!!!so tk gd cre of ur fngrs..its like a gold nw…:lol:hey..still at ur wrk plce?
oh no..dts gnna b really bred..:faint:so wt u do despite jst b d calculator?y nt u jst b d computer? dts mre fame….:lol:
yeah spnding 8 hours in pwr house was like wasting the time. Jst saw ringing phone and no network on mbile :faint:
wt u mean by u killed 8 hrs in pwrhouse?wt r u wtchng?news?mvi?drama?cartoon?hehe..wow..wrk again in d house..wt a hrdwrkng chotha bhai..
compute may b in next years 🙄 but I dnt want to be any type writer, calculater, printer, or cmputer :yuck: I want to countinue my study :yes: and I am trying for admsn in astrophysics frm open university :happy: :yes:
😆 :lol:….ok-ok…u r u…d latest gadget n d only 1 in dis wrld..:Ddis ladka is really :P..he said he's clcultr den chnge his mind..:lol:insya allah u cn b..may allah bless fulfill ur wshs..n may u pass wth flying colours..:yes:hey,dn't 4gt my nme wen u gv speech on d stge on dt time…:lol:
ouh..srry…hey plug off ur 3 horns..uv gt sme hearing prblm..tld u b4, to quit frm ur :sherlock: habit bt u still..nw see..u r deaf n blind..wt pity..den hw to graduate?…:devil:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
What :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
Ur name :confused: :confused: Who are u???????????????? :right: :right:
:doh: selfish graduate stdnt…:P:P:Phey,jst mntn to d :angel: auntie…:lol:
hw to graduate??? 😆 spnding 8 hours at my wrk place will motivate me to study :p 2day ppl were talking abt my wrk and there plans are in years :faint: I have a headache aftr hearing that :ko: one thing was in my mind study and leave this place :sherlock:
hey u knw our admn is just 26 yrs 😆 and his PA is 39 yrs 😆 he askd (PA) my age and start laughing his service is mre than my age :ko: that pwr house is really mental hospital :faint:
hey u knw our admn is just 26 yrs 😆 and his PA is 39 yrs 😆 he askd (PA) my age and start laughing his service is mre than my age :ko: that pwr house is really mental hospital :faint:
😆 😆 😆 ur experience on ur frst dy of wrk is really funny n :faint: ..wsh u gd lck chotha bhai..hpe dey'll nt mk u join dem in dt pwr house mntl hsptl…:lol: :lol:allah hafiz..
:lol:yeah..i knw its jst to fill ur time snce u r free nw..jst a part time job..jst b ptnt..ur wrk frnds mst breally funny…dey r plnng 4 ur wrk 4 yrs?:lol:no wndr u cme bck :faint: :lol:b ptnt wth all dt..
:yes: :up:
heyyyyyy every1 :up: :p:
@raza 😀 :yes:@angel hey niece..i'm :zzz: dt mmnt u sy hi..hehe..gd mrng..hv nice dy Ahead..:D :yes:
@angel u knw what happnd 😀 😀
another day :faint: again no cvrg 😆 and I am looking 4 a dust bin :left:
wt doin nw at wrk?still no recptn of intrnt dere?
another day :faint: again no cvrg 😆 and I am looking 4 a dust bin :left:
haah!!!4 wt lookin dustbin? u wnna :yuck:?
:doh: hpe u fnd dt kind of dstbin…:D 😛
had a very bzy day 2day :faint: I had 2 list of names and thousands of file and I was searching files of listed name :rip:
searching dustbin where I cn trow this pwr house :yuck:
wuuhh..2 listd nme in thousnds of file..:faint: :ko:if its me i'll b :rip:
:left: hpe its gnna end asap…:right:hv gd rest…
I am :rip: 2. Nw I am waiting 4 that day when I'll kick this job 😀 😀
hws ur wrking going? Hw many cmpleted?
Originally posted by Ali8307:
no??? what happened?? :confused:
:Dalhmdulillh..160 cmpltd..blnce 40…:yes:thnks 4 ur cncrn..:D
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
heeey how r u ?? 🙂
me 2 🙂
i'm fine n grt..:up:hw about u?
:up: 😉
just 40 left :yes: u r cmplting b4 time :yes:
Originally posted by angel:
I have joined the job 😀 and they offering very handsome pakg and house 2 :up: but I hv 2 kill 8 hours :sst:
Originally posted by angel:
I have joined the job 😀 and they offering very handsome pakg and house 2 :up: but I hv 2 kill 8 hours :sst:
😀 😀 😀 :yes:
no thanks I dnt want to see them :sherlock:
so hv any other wrk aftr cmpliting this?
yeah..of cz..sewing cn't nvr fnsh..if i'm free i'll sew ptch wrk blankets 4 my siblings…i'll upload sme of my hndwrk if u wnna see hw does it look..mixn fabrics blankets..hehe….:D 😉
no thanks I dnt want to see them :sherlock:
:lol:…:P:P:P
:P:P:Phey..u r nt wrkng tdy?
iv nt yt upload d pic chotha bhai…evn nt yt snap d pic..hehe…since u said u nt intrstd dt gnna sv my time… 😆 :Pnthng to upload..
thats much bttr save time :yes:
btw chkd ur alubm nthing new :down: jst a rain coat size suit :p
ok chotha bhai..srry..gtta go..wnna cont. my wrk..hv blssd dy..see u ltr..assalamua'laikum..:)
my work is becoming though and though day by day :sst: but I am ready to deal with it :sherlock:
Yes :yes: :yes: if my sis can do this then why am not :sherlock:
😀 😀 but I know that it will be verrrrrrrrrrrry difficult :faint:
ahah..dts my chotha bhai..b strng..:ninja:may allah help u alwys..:up:
o,yeah..usually its wll b hrd to gt smethng valuables..dt is an experience n knwldge chotha bhai..so b strng n lrn frm wt u go thrgh in ur life to mk a bttr life ahead n ahead..dts hrd experience gnna mk u mre exprt soon..:up: :yes:
@ali o yeah..insya allah u cn do it…jst ask ur sis 4 spprt…:up:btw,hw old is ur sis?
@ali…hiiii..dts really cute..jst 3yrs old…!!! :yikes:see..u cn evn lrn frm dt cute baby…so kp it up n b strng..or ur sis gnna psh u dwn…:lol:
whyyyyyyyy? :eyes:
Originally posted by mt-angel:
U dnt knw how did I post that :awww: :awww: :worried:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
oh we just said hello :awww: okkkkkk aunite bye byeeeeee 🙂
Originally posted by mt-angel:
did u open mars id again?
@ali what happened?? lots of smilies 😆
@angel see dt baby :alien: is nervous… :lol:wt a cute baby…:D
hahahaha…… don't ask this 😆 😆 😆 actually that night I bcame nervous and when you go off then I try to post what I want to say :right: and I am still nervous 😥 😥 😆 😆
Originally posted by mt-angel:
:doh: :doh: leave it nw
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:yes: 3 yrs old :up: her work is more difficult then mine :right:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
wowwww thats great, good 4 u 🙂 8hours?? its normal :p
well..ok..i'm out..see ltr..:bye:
eeeeeeeee :insane: :insane: u are here :right: I am feeling :nervous: nervous 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Ali8307:
oh y r u sad?? was it something bad? :confused:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
yeah 😆 😀
Originally posted by Ali8307:
yeah but no pm from u. it must be my connection problem 😆
Originally posted by mt-angel:
:worried: :awww: 😮 :yikes: 😥 :no: 😥 😥 😥 :ko: :rip:
hey w8 what do u mean?? u told what u wanted 2 say, remember?? n y r u still nervous? :left:
@ali..tld u…she din gt it..mst b d srvr…:P
well nothing special just spending it :p n u?
Thaks 🙂 So hw was ur day?
I am here again 😀
Originally posted by mt-angel:
just killing my time at that power house :up: hey just a min. I have a phone call 😎
good job :up:
:doh: ok as u wish.
Originally posted by mt-angel:
just spnding my time at that power house :up:hey just a min. I have a phone call 😎
now yeah 😀
r u there? :left:
why nt startd?? it will take l0o0ts of time :left: btw which city is main source of minrls?
not yet :awww:
:yes:did u start writing eassy on minrls?
idk 😦
@niece..ooohh..i'm srry..nd to out dt mmnt..gtta wrk to do..myb nxt time join dis fun club..:D hpe u hv nice time wth mr :sherlock: :lol:@ali :up: evrythng's is all rght..;)
@auntie its ok 🙂
@niece thnks dear niece..:D
any 1 here :left:
me….:lol:
me?? By the way nice name :up: hw are u 'me'
:doh: wtevr..hey..u knw in our lang mee means noodles..:lol:btw,alhmdllh..i'm fine..hw's u?
I am f9 2 and going bck home 2day is half day :up:
woah…no wndr it's hppy dy..:yes:so hv nice rest…;)
yup 🙂 u knw 2day I tried to take some pics of pwr house 😆 😆 it is very huge :faint:
wooh..really?so u wnna upload it n shre or ur hndphne nt dt bg n suitable 4 dt huge powr house?:P:P:P
t.hey are very huge I got nthing :down: whole pwr house is producing 1500 MW energy.
:happy: i think it is the one that has his head down
Originally posted by babybluegirl:
😆 😆 ok thanks for your comment :up:
but why u think I am on left side??
u welcome
😆 hey..wt..jst kddn…:Pdn't wrry..its sfe wth me..:up: 😀
:no:
😀 :devil:
:doh: :faint:
hehe..ok-ok..i'm gnna clear d mess if u wsh..are'n u?
hehe..wts hppn?any paramedics..sme1 :faint: here..oh no..his fce trn blue…:lol:
:insane: :nervous: :faint:
😆 😆 :lol:ok..nw he's ok..thnks god…hehe..he jst prtndn..:P
Ques: what kind of frnds i have?Ans: …………!!
😆 bttr b…hey..i'm out..see u again..gtta wrk to do..
:bye: :bye:
I am speechless :zip:
:whistle: :whistle: Idk.. :whistle: :left:
The between i think
ok 😆 😆
ok 😆 u think I am standing in middle
just chil firends
@niazi no guess from u?
just chil firends
I'm thinking you're the one on the left :happy: or in the middle. 😀 Why :confused: I can imagine you looking like either one of them from what I've seen displayed in your personality and characteristics.. :up: :knight: But, don't :nervous: ask me to choose between the 2… :eyes: I need more time. :whistle::knight:
But, what if you are on 💡 the right :confused: 😮 It could be you…! :faint::cry: 😥 I..don't…KnOw..!! 😥 😥
hahahahaha…….. 😆
😆 😆 so what is ur final answer left, right or middle??? 😆
:left:
😆
:insane: what will you do, if, I'm wrong? :right:
I will feel like a :devil: (No one can find me)
just tell us
:yes: please can u tell me the answer in message please
:eyes: 😆
fine but i will figure out u will see
No :p no one the know the answer 😀
tell u? :p :p
:eyes:
hey can i ask u some questions on messages
k
k
😉
Yes you can ask every where :left:
:whistle: You're one of them.. :whistle:
u can't do this 😆 😆
:worried: 😦 😥 😥
:p :p :p
:ko:
:rip:
OK OK leave it now 😆 😆 u can't do this 😛 😛
:eyes: :yikes: :faint:
:sherlock: Maybe…
Originally posted by sincerele:
😆 😆
left one
Originally posted by niazi1991:
Thanks For your comment :up:
:devil:
hehe..yeah..he's my chotha bhai..:Dchotha-chotha bhai…hehe
:lol:well..snce u cll me auntie..officially ur cousin wll b angel n uncle wll b raza..:lol:
well..he's like a baby brthr…:lol:he's 4 yrs yngr den me..bt jst like my 9 yrs old brthr..:D 😛
meaning ? :left: is he your brother too? 😀
:confused:whatever, auntie :whistle:
how much chhota? 2 yrs? Or 3 yrs? :left:
hey, Is "none-of-the-above" a good answer? :left:
well..ok..i'm out..its 0205 here..iv gt smethng to do..thnks 4 ur time..gd nght…my niece..:Dwelcme to d family..:lol:
:yes: :hat:
my pleasure, auntie 😀
😎
haahh..dts absolutely :up:!!! :lol:bt my 9 yrs old brthr is mre cuter..raza look old..:lol:
😆 ok..ssshhhh..cvr dis msg wth sme paint…or jst usn any spell…or my baby brthr aka ur uncle will b sulking..:lol:
heheh , exactly like the kids in the photo.
well ofcourse! (but don't let ali know you said this) 😆
forget it ali.
wow. *Everyone clap for ali please* :cheers:
u knw i had started schooling frm age of 3.5 years 😀
well, when did i disagree? I already said 'bravo' ! :yes:
uncle? :confused: 9 years old :zip: :faint:
:irked:here it was very early
😆 de taali!!ali hv bn schooling snce 3 yrs old!!!pappappap!!!!:lol:hey,in s'pore 3yrs old hv strt nursery..4yrs old kindergarten,5 n 6 pre-school,k1 n k2 den 7 yrs primary 1..:Dso u mst bn stdyin in s'pore in ur dreamz!!!:lol: bravo!!syabas!!!
here K.G and nursery are same and u can start frm age of 4 or 5 i am nt sure.
:irked:
:lol:ouh..ok..dts y tld kapil u look old..no wndr uv bn going to school since 3 yrs old cz u look double….:lol:
:doh: just leave it now :faint:
me ?
:knight:
ninoninoninonino….paramedics arrived,a baby :faint: 😆 hey..cme on chotha bhai,..jst kddn arnd…
:beard: 😆
hello guys. . . . . .
Always 😆
Hi hw are u?
😉
Fi9 n u?
If u always fi9 then u will be gaurd of my house 😆 😆
I am always f9 😀
funny very funny I am still laughing 😆 😆
you mean ali's child pic? It sure is… :up:
so sweet. . .. . . 😀
i think u r happy for this job . . 😆 😆
:doh:
:whistle:
O u ready 4 this job. . . . . Amazing 😀 Ur pay will depent on ur work . . . . 😆 😆 😆
Yeah , child pic of ali 😀
what will be my pay?? 😀
just whistling my time away. And i'm fine :whistle:
Ok, what about u?
What,s happen kapil? R u ok? 😀
huh? What about 'me' ?
:no: :no: my work dpends on my pay :p
So let ready 4 work in my house 😆 😆
Originally posted by ali:
poor ali got in deep trouble :doh:
Originally posted by Maria187:
Oh boy……… I am going to work in zoo :worried:
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
😦 😦
U mean u have already job in zoo 😆 😆 😆 enjoy enjoy …….. 😀
😆 😆 😆 😆
:doh:no, he means that he'll have to work in zoo the once he accepts your offer :p
seriously… 😀
:whistle:
pic 😀
😀
😆
:alien:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
:left:
Welcome ahsan. . . . . .
hey..i mean Ahsan d :alien: is bck!!!!
😆 so u hv chclate 4 him?
yes u are :alien:
yeah..tke dis..***MARS***
mars . . . . . Enjoy ur self
:irked: Tu phr sa shro ho geya 😆 😆
:hat: congrats :alien: u jst enjy dt urslf..i'm nt intrstd in mars!!!
*Mars* bars is what they say…
oe tu ne phr mera coment . . .
oe tu ne phr mera coment . . .
Originally posted by Maria187:
ask qaisariyyah she will tell u 😆 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Maria187:
😆 😆 😆
Hi,wt abt chocolate?
@kapil..bingo!BRAVO u still remember dt..:lol: dts :alien: common food…:lol:@maria srry 4 wt confusing u..:P
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
mars???? :confused:
Hi, what happed i just asked about chocolate?
:whistle: bcz i'm d food supplier…:lol:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
wooooooooo :alien: food suplier :eyes:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
If it is :alien: food then how did you know that?? :right:
hey where is your brthr? Did u watch that video?
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
😆 I am also hving this prblm. I am tired bcz of cnnction fail :faint:
:p :p :p
ok..wait a min..srvr prblm..u knw its sndy cz its jst gt heavy traffic..:lol:
:sherlock:
@ahsan :whistle: :whistle:
:devil: :sherlock:
he usually on at fcebook,if i tld him to chck u den he'll on at opera..i'll remind him again ltr..wait a min..u hv post dt video?urs?bt din gt any news,u knw evn ystrdy u upload new ads i din gt d news bt found it myslf..
he usually on at fcebook,if i tld him to chck u den he'll on at opera..i'll remind him again ltr..wait a min..u hv post dt video?urs?bt din gt any news,u knw evn ystrdy u upload new ads i din gt d news bt found it myslf..
:yikes: some thing happning wrong here :left:
jst b ptnt mr :sherlock:
yup I have uploaded the video. It is not that of cockroaches but it is also one of audition's video.
but u cn vist blog manually and then c that video.
What?wrng?any problm at ur plnt?
It is in that blog rmbr?? That blog? It is between that ads blog and this blog?
😆 nd I also snatched a bottel frm crocodile's mouth it is also in that video.
yeah..of cz..bt jst nd time cz usually if d line nt clear my mob wll gt stck wen its streaming d video..n dt gnna mk me swtch bck my mob…
hey..wheredt video?still cn't fnd it..where is it? :faint:
Oh ok wait 4 that time when u will comment on video I was lying in fron of lion 😆
well..if dt hppn..nthng to cmmnt jst mk a wsh 4 u..:rip:
yes it is in that blog I have chkd it again. whats wrong with you? :right:
oh just a min.
just a min let me chk it.
ok..:wait:
ok..:wait:
thats the address
http://my.opera.com/Ali8307/blog/living-on-the-edge
OK its fixd now it was on private. Now you can visit it http://my.opera.com/Ali8307/blog/living-on-the-edge
u knw wt?its appear blank blog,myb u shld chck d privacy setting of dt blog..
hey,in my mob screen,jst sw ads blog den dis blog,no othr blog,wts d blog nme?
huh?
:eyes: :faint: I made it!!!! :faint:
:doh:
:knight:
ali wants a fight with Maria :whistle:
😀
:doh:
What ?
Originally posted by Maria187:
😆 😆
I have no idea that what,s going on here . . . . OH
yes fighting :devil:
:devil: are u ready? Maria??
u fighting hahahaheheeee
Where r u ali?
Before fighting u know here is a pistol in my hand . . . . . . . . .now wt u do? 😆 😆
he's gone, afraid of gun, i think
ali :faint: jst hearing a gun wrd..:lol:he's phobia of gun…:lol:
Before fighting u know here is a pistol in my hand . . . . . . . . .now wt u do? 😆 😆
There were 100+ comments..that's alot of comments to read.. :faint:
😀 dts bttr den 1000+ comments…cn mk me :ko:
I think, I wouldn't even try.. :eyes: to..!
😆 its ok..i undrstnd..jst wll mk u bred..:Pbttr nt wstng ur time..:lol:
gun?? 🙄
I am ready :ninja:
😆 😛 :down: 😛
u too :ninja: it will be a 2 :alien: vs 1 :sherlock:
What kind of bread :confused::D Hopefully, cinnamon! :yes:
:yikes: Guns??? 😮 Swords???:faint:
:yikes: Guns??? 😮 Swords???:faint:
:whistle: :whistle:
Oh u ready 😆 😆 so where r u coward ali 😀
:devil:
:insane:
:ninja: :pirate: :knight: :chef: :sherlock:
Originally posted by Maria187:
:irked:
NO No you are not :jester: you are :alien: :p
:jester:
Originally posted by Maria187:
😡 I amn't coward :irked: :irked:
Le it go coward ali 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
🙂
So you don't wana fight with me??? :knight:
Hehehe dentonic is company of zardari 😀
Yeah, i know to look ur face 😀 but u have solid product of tooth paste 😆 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Maria187:
not solid :right: I am not using zardari-tonic :whistle:
Originally posted by Maria187:
:no: "Zardari" is product of "Dentonic"
Originally posted by Ali8307:
zardari hahahahahahaha
😉
😉
Kidhar gae kanjri agar ae to phr is ki . . . . 😀
kaun kanjri? Aur uski… Kya?? :left:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
:doh: bhotni kay ghalut jagha pa aaya hoya hai.
"bhootni-ke" ??:lol: 😆 😆
Gana hai ye. . . . Tanu ghori kine charhaya bhotni ke . . . . . . Hahaha 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
oye kya krain ab jab tak ya worldcup chalta hai telenor na use krain???
Agar bta dia to mare comp ma ghus ae gi 😆 😆 likn ho ga kuch nhi bas mare computer ma virous a jae ga 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan:
yaar Ahsan, main India mein rehta hoon… Mujhe toh Hind aati hee hogi. :whistle:
Kapil mane ye sab is lye pocha tha q k ma ye ni janta tha k ap india se ho
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
Tu bnda ban ja werna sach much ka ghora………… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
ofcourse… Par word khud mein hee itna funny hai 😆
Acha kapil ap ko pta ho ga kahn gae hai wo jis ki zuban kanchi se zyada taz chalti hai or dimag lomari hai??? Plz tell me 😆 😆 😆
nahi, faltu gaana hai… Par at the same time funny bhi 😀
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
dfa ho ja tu hahahahaha….. 😆 😆 😆 😆 kya ya nakshye kench rakhy hai 😆 😆
"par dulha kinne banaya" ? …. "bhootnike" !
:furious:1=:alien:2=:alien:3=:alien:happy :alien: family:bored:
Mars ma to ni chali gae 😆 😆
Acha mujhe ab pta chla hai ap ko hindi bhi ati hai 😀
Ni samjhe . . . . . Is ka matlb? Hahahaha
Han to or tari tarha dhong use karo 😆 😆
dialogue suna-suna toh lag raha hai, but exactly yaad nahi aa raha hai, kiske lyrics hain?answer batao yaar, Ahsan bhai…
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
achaaaaaaaaaaa 😮
Lo bhai kapil murde zinda ho gae 😆 or mare computer ma bhi virous a gya hai is k a jane se 😆 😆 😆
Ye gana ap ka bhi favourite ha? Ye gana bhotni ke 😆
Mane kaha to hai tujhe pahle bhi is bar jab tujhe 1 march ko mile to . . . Kar le pkg phr ma to waise bhi 9 se bad hi karo ga.
:faint:
Phr speed to ho gi
Kia matlb? Yar parhae apni jaga or net apni jga. Ma check ni karwa rha is lye kah rha hn q k tera pkg pahle khtm ho jae ga chlo phr aise kar late han 2no 10 ko kra le ge
Phr kar rha ha telenr use is bar? Is ka 2gb ni 1.5 gb hota ha
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
achaaaa ab smj aai tu mare sa chk krva rha hai telenor ki speed 😆 😆 😆 😆 oye such much ab tu 9 k bad kray ga??? :yikes: :yikes: soch la 😆 😆 😆
any :jester: here?dis opera is really bored nw..
Chl krty hai chk isy bhi
sirf 1.5gb??? Itna to 1 hafty main use kr leta ho.
yr is world cup na sara mza khrab kr diya hai oper sa aaj kal mosam ko pta nhi kya ho geya hai. Jab dakho barish speed to itni bhi nhi aati k google khul jaye
Paise to tujhe pta hn ge k kitne ma ho ga 😀
soch oye aagly maheny jab hum pkg nhi karvaye gaye to zong walo ka kya hoga 😆
Or koi faida ho ya na ho baki multan k log maze kare ge speed ke 😆 😆
hahahahha……….. 😆 😆 😆 😆
Hi, i just asked about kanjri. . . , what u mean ali about bold girl?? 😀
:sst:
😀
Hehehe Ahsaan u r so funny 😆 😆 but who is kanjri ??? 😀
Nothing just leave it 🙂 how are you?
?
may "spock" bless you all :spock:
Originally posted by Maria187:
:insane: :insane: another Bold girl :faint: :faint:
😀
:faint:
no one…
yes :sst:
:hi: anyone here???
😀 salam..ap kaise hu yaar?
hiii..grt too..spnd time wth my fmily..dts all..m whole fmily in d house nw..:Dso hw's u?n ur 3 yrs old sis?
W/salam I am F9 😀 n u?
i'm fine n gd..:up: :yes:
i'm fine n gd..:up: :yes:
how was your sunday?
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
are you sure I told you I have a 3-years sis :right: or you are confuse???
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:irked: :irked: :irked: We are 3 sibling. Me, My Younger and Older Sisters (actually we were 4 but my 1 older sis :worried:)
yeah,uv tld me b4 dt u lrn frm ur sis..n she's 3 yrs old,dere's smewhere in d cmmnt,bt i'm nt sure whch cmmnt topic..u cn chck dt if u wsh..btw, i thnk u r plyn wth me dt time..so jst 4gt it..
wait a min..uv tld me b4 about ur yngr 3yrs old sis n she's wt i'm asking of..wt's wrng wth dt?or u r lying about dt too?
😆 😆 😆
🙄 wtevr…:P:P:Pu tongue twister..
oh let me fix it3 yrs old/younger"Then me"Is it ok Now 😆 😆
if u in s'pore i'm gnna feed at d zoo tiger dt hv grwl a human lst yr wth ur meat..dt tiger gnna miss so mch human blood…:chef:
tiger 🙄 dnt 4get that video :p 😆
:yuck: :yuck: u'll find how dt tiger attck d zoo keeper..:devil: check at youtube by searching tiger attack at singapore zoo..:devil:
tiger 🙄 its a :cat: 4 me :p
:faint:
😆 jst cme here cz u nd to fce me frst i'm gnna chpped u to mmm..mmm..lt me thnk..hw about 9 pcs,3 pcs 4 each tigers…:lol:fuuh..dts gnna b a fiesta 4 d tiger..:devil:
dts grt..u jst prv dt u r d real :monkey: congrats…
😆 :yuck: :yuck: dts 4 ur :monkey: n d ownr..
I dnt hv any :monkey: :p but I have a :monkey: frnd 😆
hey I hv sm thing better for ur tigers :banana: :banana: :banana:
yes I am real frnd of :monkey: :p
sch a gd combntn of :alien: :monkey::P:P:P
:left: :insane:
:doh: :faint:
hey,y did u dlt ahsan cmmnt?smethng wrng here?
Hi, qaisarriya what,s wrong here???
lol
Tare mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gae chain . . . . This is wrong here 😆 😆
Hi, how r all friends??
hi maria,idk..they r all chttn wth urdu jst gt i undrstnd jst thoda2 hindi..so i'm jst confuse cz raza jst dlte 1 of ahsan cmmnt..myb he's syn smethng bad..bt idk…i thnk dfntely u'll undrstnd wt's goin on cz u knw wt dey r tlkng rght…i'm :faint:
Aare hont rasile tare hont rasele dil kahta hai mera ye . . . Pe lein 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
🙄
lol rofl
:right:
:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:
i think Ahsan has been listening to a lot of Hindi music lately…
oye agr ab tune ……. Idhr likha na.
😀
Didi didi didi didi tera dewar deewana hai raam . . . . 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 :lol pasand a jae to aik 2 coment meri tarif mein likh dena 😀
Kia matlb? P/s ?
Didi didi didi didi tera dewar deewana hai raam . . . . 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 :lol pasand a jae to aik 2 coment meri tarif mein likh dena 😀
oye main P/S main shift ho rha ho
Nhi kapil ma late k english gane bhi sunta hn. . . . Sunao? 😀
?
TPS yar :doh: apny colony waly ghar ja rha ho.
Kia matlb tujhe ghar mil gya hai wahn??
Kia matlb tujhe ghar mil gya hai wahn??
ab kabhi idhr or kabhi odhr 😀
Wahn akela to kare ga kia? Waise ghar kaisa hai??
Ghar to fit hai. Kafi sary ghar dakhny k bad slct kiya tha lakin hai D type main mujy C type tak allow hai C main koi khali nhi hai.
Phr to thek ha waqae to ne thek kia repeat na kar k b. . . .s. . . C ko 😀
repeater 😀
Itne bade dant nikal rakhe hain kahn mujhe kat na dena mare se 14 injuction ni lagwae jate 😆
:yuck: :yuck: :faint:
:irked: :irked: :faint:
….. old songs by Anil Kapoor 🙄
wtevr alien…welcme to earth..hope u'll nt b d predator!!! :insane:raza nw wt!!!still wnna deny he's tlkng about me?
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:doh: My company gives me a new house we are talking about that.
😆 really?4 me? wts d genre of movie? ahah! must b sci-fic…:lol:
ali is chotha bhai bt u is chothax3 bhai…:lol:
wt a famous mars company name!!! 😆 😆 :lol:hey,hw mch is d salary is mars gvn to u?seriously..dey provide u hme 4 free?:D
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
hi what r u saying , i can,t understand ur language plz speak english 😆 😆 😆
Ali she is talking abou u. . . .
ops…srrrryyyzzzzzzzzzz……iiiiimmmmmzzzz 4444444ggtttttzzzzzz uuuuuzzzzz fffrrrmmmmz mmmaaaarrrrzzz…!!!!! :alien:kiiiikooohhkkkiiioohhkkkkkkiihhhhoiiiiiikkhhhhii…:lol: 😆 😆
How r u my grand mother 😆 😆 😆 😆 now u should be in mars what r u doing here . . . . 😀
hey did u wtch animtn mvie mars ladka?
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
I am working in GENCO-III it is Asia's largest Power making cmpny 😀
:sing: :sing: i like dt sng..:D
well…thnks..sch delicious choclate mars..:lol:iv really enjy it…:D:D:D
u r welcme :alien::yuck: i'm nt intrstd…u r trying to spread mars virus!!!!:insane: :alien:
Ali she is talking abou u. . . .
But i not do slary so u enjoy mars in free of costs 😀
wuuuuhhh..dts really superb!!!Whch cmpny u r wrkng…does dt elctrcl cmpny gv house to d wrkrs…wuuuhh..sch gd boss!!!
This movie is 4 u bcz u r in mars so enjoy. . . . Mars 😆
wt hppn? :confused:wuuhh..officially chotha chotha chotha bhai…:lol:
Tu chez badi hai mast mast tu chez badi hai mast mast 😀 NOW HAPPY 😆 😆
Now what,s happend didi? 😀
ooooohhhhhh..iiiiiiiimmmmmmmm jjjjjssssttttt vssitiiiiiinnggg..my chothax3 bhhhhaaaaaaaiiiiiii….:lol:
It is about 22,700 :left: nd no they will charge 1000 for house 😆 😆
@raza 22,700???hw mch is d dffrnt btween rupees n us$?:doh: 1000? thght its free i ws plnng to mv to pakistan to gt dt free house…:lol:iv jst cancel my flight..:lol:
😀
hey..nice commercial tth yaar…:lol:wt tthpste u r using? 😛
woww…dts really gd price..u knw wt?in s'pore 1 room rent cn b S$200+ :faint:yeah..dts on my clcltn..hehe…cz us$1=singapore$1.7wt's funny here!!! :confused: r u :insane:
:no: :no: don't cancel ur flight :irked: u are welcome here :yes: u can't buy a house in 1000. It is as free in 1000 😀 nd i think one dollar is 86 pkr not sure but is between 86 to 87
Zardari tonic 😀
:yes: :up:
If it is in D-type 3 bed rooms and 5 bed rooms for C-type. 350$?? :yikes: hahahaha……… 😆
😆 u r too late..:( :worried: it's hs bn canceld…:lol:well..in my calcultn..ur salary is us$260+ nt bad..its about s$350 here..:up: syabbas yaar..gd 4 a rookie..n dt house cost us$12!!!!YA SALAM…dts really cheap…booked 4 me dt house..btw,hw big is dt house?
my salary it is just 350$ nd here…………… 😉
hey…dts a good salary..u knw wt?1 of my sis pakistani frnd jst gt s$200+ so alhmdulillh..urs mre bttr…i thnk dts a gd salary if cmbine wth d house rent price..thngs n life r mre cheapier in pakistan…so dts d standrd salary…1 of my brthr salary s$1200 bt still cn't cap his daily expenses of trnsprt n lnch drng wrk..u knw wt?1 pack of lunch cn cost S$5trnsprt daily cn cost him s$3 dts nt included of his wears n mobile pymnt..n svng 4 mrrge soon…hey u knw wt?in s'pore a dwry 4 a women cn b mre den $5000…:rip:
Yeah, in pakistan this is standard slary. . . .
:yes: evry salary in dffrnt cntry suit deir cntry expnses..so alhmdulillh..dts halal rizq..:happy:
Our country expenses r not so high as than ur country . . . . So this is perfect slary 4 ali 😀
:yes: u r absolutely rght…:D
:right:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: Really?????
yeah…evn jst on lst jan my fthr frnd son mrrge d bride prnt ask 4 S$12,000,d reason is deir dghtr is well engh wth eductn!!!wen my fthr frnd din accpt dt dwry den his son sy he cld effrt dt sum of mny,dts nt incldd deir wedding at well knwn exclusve plce dt cst mre den S$30,000…:faint:may allah prtct us frm sch hbbt..hey,wt do u thnk about spndng dis mch of mny jst 4 1 dy of mrrge?is dt accptble or sch a wste?
:yikes: :faint:no cmmnt…:P
In tribal area between Pak-Afgan boarder people buy a women for marriage and mostly dies bachelor bcz they can't buy a bride :right:
hahahahaha……… 😆
:D:D:D
BTW,A REAL BRIDE IS NT 4 BUY OK…DEY R NT A SERVANT!!!
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
for them they are :right:
😆 u sing dt song..:up:.btw,wt does dt mean?
Yeah, i agree with u. . . … . . Its nt hapnd now
No no i,m not understand ur coment tha people r buy women 4 marriage. . . . . Now a days its nt happend
🙄 wtevr…
Tumhe dil lagi bhol jani pare gi mohabbat ki raho mein a kar to dakho. . . . . Khuda k lye chor do ab ye parda k hain aj hum tum nhi gair koi 😆 😆 😆 plz meri sureely aawaz ki tareef zror kar dia karo 😀
It,s nt a song. It is Qawali of nusrat fateh ali khan. It is very popular 😀
@ahsan really nt hppn?den ali tll dt its hppn at brdrs of afghn n pak…dts really :down:wife is a wife nt a srvnt…bt in s'pore evn dey r nt buying bt d bride prnt gnna pt hgh dwry 4 deir dgthr especially dos wth educated..i thnk dts nt a gd thng to do..wht do u thnk?
:doh: :doh: 🙄 wtevr…
It,s meaning. . . . . . . . . . . . . I have no idea 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
plz meri sureely aawaz ki tareef zror kar dia karowt dos dis sntnce mean?sounds like arabic..hey,cn u spk arabic?
yeah..nt hppn bt ali jst tld its hppn at pak-afgan border?
hey..dts song..i'm nt sure whch mvie jst chck on youtube..d frst sntnce is a song..i ws sngng it wen readin dt..hehe..btw,wt does it mean?
:left:
wts d meanin of awaaaz niche?
hi how r u firends?
@ali cn u pls tll me anythng wrng?snce dt dy u hv dt kind of eyes!!! :confused: r u ok?
''awaaz niche'' means don't shout :eyes:
:doh: again dt shckng eyes…hey,u knw wt?dts akshay kumar alwys say in d mvie action replay wen evry1 wnna against him n on d spot dey'll jst shck n slnt n dtmk me wndrng wts dt mean..:lol: dt mvie really funny..:D
oh ok :eyes:
Yeah, nice movie action replay . . . . . 😀
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
not watched yet
smethng like replay ur life b4 n chnge wt hppn b4 to mk it mre bttr den it hppn tdy..
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
What?
:yes: nice movie..really funny..akshay n ashwarya..:up:a bit sci fic comedy mvie..:D
jst wtch d mvie or u wnt me to stry u?:D
mine pleasure :irked: 1 2 3 start……
ab isy aag lagty dakh 😆
Oe tune phir . . . . .
:down: film
😆 😆 u r too late d mvie jst fnsh screening..:P:P:P
wt a bad people in dis blog..:insane:
:troll:
:pirate:
:spock:
:p :p
?
@auntie : am i bad? :worried:
:P:P:P
lol :doh:i thought…
dn't mk dt pity face..:lol:
😆 idk my nephew..cz iv nvr knw u b4,btw,i mean by ur smiley n ali smiley,u r green creature n ali is pirate..:Djst kddn arnd..i'm srry if hrtn u..din mn it nephew..:D
beef?
:yes: :chef: wt dshs u wnt me to cook 4 wth dis :cow: ?biryani?
:cow:
:chef:
:down: i hate beef. Sorry…
achar ghost 🙄
@kapil ouh..ok…:happy: save d food 4 othrs..:lol:
i'm out..gtta wrk to do..see ya..tk cre nephew n chotha bhai..
:cat:
@ALI :down: beef steak? :chef:
:bye: :bye:
Dhoom macha le dhoom macha le dhoom. . . . Ishq ishq karna hai kar le ishq ishq mein g le mar le ishq ishq na ho dobara . . . . . 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
ishq hee toh zindagi hai, ishq hee toh har khushi hai, ishq mein khud ko bhula k jhoom… 😎
:zzz: :zzz:
dhoom machale……!!!:lol: nice songs…:P:P:P
@ahsan hey..do u nd any beef cooking? 😀 :chef:here's 1 healthy sleepy :cow: to slaughtr..:D:D:D
😆 well..wtevr mr vegetarian.:P:P:P
No, thanks . . . I don,t like this 😀
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:banana: :banana: :banana:
nd where is my "achar gohst"
😆 😆 :lol:hope ahsan enjy dt..:P:P:P
4 a grt prfrmnce..fry d :cow: head frst…:lol: :lol:frst evr :cow: head achar ghosht…:lol:
what :whistle: :whistle:?? Miss :chef: :chef:
ready…..:chef: Marinate :cow: with ginger,garlic,chilli powder,salt and yogurt for 2 hours.Heat the oil ,add :cow: and fry till oil separate frm masala..:D d masala is my scrt…:D:D:D:P:P
add sme :banana: to atrct d vegetarian…:lol: 😆 😆
:whistle: :whistle:
:insane: wts in dt glass?
😆 :lol:bt dts to atrct vegetarian..nt d :cow:..:lol:
then :yuck:
:whistle: :beer:
Nice glass but wt is is in it? 😆
Hmmm nice fragrance but :cow: oh shitt 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
hahahahahahaha……
Yeah, i,m vegetarian 😀
:doh:hey!!!wtch ur tongue mr veggy….wts wrng wth :cow: its halal..!!!btw,y nt try pickles?dts suitable 4 veggy…:D:D
ahah..so r u intrstd dt achar ghosht wth :banana: :D:D:D
Can u cook 4 me noddles and halwa 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
ali's :insane:
🙄 😆 😆 😆 😆
noodles!!!no prblm..:chef:halwa maskath?:Dor jst smple halwa?:chef:hw about ghulabjan?hehe..@ali hey wts wrng wth d halwa?
Halwa is a sweet dish u know that mostly ali like and a little bit me 😀
yeah..i knw it..halwa itslf mean sweet..bt here wen sme1 said halwa den it cn b various type..i'm nt sure in pakistan dey hv so mny dshs or jst 1 wth d nme halwa..:D
ok then cook Multani Halwa 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
wait a min.. :wait:
What,s happen? 😀
Ok let it go halwa . . . . Can u make patisa 4 me plz 😆 😆
khana mere bacche…:lol:
:rolleyes::idea:
Heat ghee in a heavy saucepan . Add flour mixture and roast on low till light golden . Keep aside to cool a little, stirring occasionally . Prepare syrup simultaneously . Make syrup out of sugar , water and milk as shown in introduction . Bring syrup to 2 1 /2 thread consistency . Pour at once into the flour mixture . Beat well with a large fork till the mixture forms threadlike flakes . Pour onto a greased surface or thali and roll to 1 " thickness lightly . Sprinkle the charmagaz seeds and elaichi and gently press down with palm . Cool , cut into 1 " squares , wrap individually into square pieces of thin plastic sheet .ready to eat..:D:D 😀
multani halwa jst cn find in multan..:yikes:lts cook…:chef:1. Take a deep pan , put flour and 4 tbsp ghee in it and beat well with the help of whisk . 2. Soak angoori or samnak in 2 cups water for 15 minutes . 3. Now add angoori, stir lightly allow it to mix properly . 4. Add yogurt , mix well. 5. Smooth mixture will be formed. 6. Then add water in it and cook the mixture over low heat for half hour . 7. Keep stirring slowly , otherwise lumps may form . 8. Now let it boil then add sugar/ , cook for few minutes then remove from stove and drain . 9. After half hour cook again on high flame . 10. When mixture turn into thick form then cook on low heat with continue adding 1 tbsp ghee and stirring for 20 minutes or till the mixture gets separated . 11. When miixture turn into light brown then remove from stove and add gram flour and cream tatri . 12. Spread it in a dish evenly , garnish with pistachio , almonds and nuts . 13. Let it cool then serve .
WoW that was gr8 :yes: you are best :chef: but you missed one thing 😆 😆 the main integer :whistle:
Where is my patisa?? 😀
If u r good cook then it is chanllenge 4 u, . . . 😀
:yikes:really is it?
hey ahsan iv cook ur patisa!!!hw does it tste?:D:D:D
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
yes you missed the main integer but I am surprised U got secret integer "angoori"
Originally posted by Ali8307:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:faint: :faint: :faint: 😆 😆
Thanks great . . . . .u know its importance in pakistan? 😀
u mean ingredient?or wt is integer?hehe…:Pwell..u knw i'm intrntnl :chef: 😆
Heat ghee in a heavy saucepan . Add flour mixture and roast on low till light golden . Keep aside to cool a little , stirring occasionally . Prepare syrup simultaneously . Make syrup out of sugar , water and milk as shown in introduction . Bring syrup to 2 1 / 2 thread consistency . Pour at once into the flour mixture . Beat well with a large fork till the mixture forms threadlike flakes . Pour onto a greased surface or thali and roll to 1 " thickness lightly . Sprinkle the charmagaz seeds and elaichi and gently press down with palm . Cool , cut into 1 " squares , wrap individually into square pieces of thin plastic sheet . ready to eat . . ur patisa mr veggy..:D:D:D
sokia rotyan to patisa lohe lailan to patisa jogar botan to patisa wts mean?
😆 😆 😆
hehe/…ok..so d othr ingredient is all rght?
u r welcme…hey jst thnks only?stingy mr veggy…ahah..wts d imprtnce?
Yeah, ali is right u missed milk bcz it can,t make without milk in our area
u knw wt?i'll try to cook dt multan halwa..sounds yummy..:D
hey..cme on raza..wts u mean?integer or ingredient?
yeah..long time nvr see hr..myb ali knw where is she..cz ali hv othr social site msgn hr..
stingy mr veggie…:P:P:Phey..wts d importnt in pkstn?
You need minimum 10 litter milk :faint:
Hi, any one see angie here? No? I miss her 😀
you missed milk 😛
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
in Iran :right:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
yes it is but you can't cook it 😆 😆
Ali u know? Where is angie?? 😀
dont laugh! just bring your plate :whistle:
😆 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
😀 😀
qaisariyyah is cooking halwa 😆 😆
Ok then i,m going iran 😀
Hello frnds wts going on here ? 😀
hi maria…welcme to my blog…:lol: 😆 :lol:is it my blog..:confused: 😆
:irked: try me ali..u knw wt my encrgemnt in myslf?if human cn do it insya allah i cn do it n i'll try my best to do it especially smethng dt i'm pssnte in…so..insya allah i'll try to cook it n upload d pic..cz i nd sme time to by d ingredients..hehe..:Pwell..btw,jst try my imgntn multani halwa frst..leave a cmmnt pls…:D:D:D
@ahsan…wsh u gd luck on ur jrny..hey..sggst u use ur :alien: unidentified flying object to rch fstr…:lol: 😆
oohh..really..iv cook an order of 200 pcs of roti kirai..dts malay food..smethng like d wy of cooking a dosai its jst d roti is looking like a net n in yllw clr..iv cooking dt 4,5 hrs all alne..non stp..so dis halwa gnna jst a clck of my fngr…:lol: 😆 :P:P:P
if you will start from 10 ltr in the end you will get only 4 kg
ok ok try this it is very tasty :yes:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
wish you luck :yes: and dnt 4get to take painkiller 😆 😆
thnks 4 ur wsh..:irked: :P:P:P
dts a gd spprt…thnks cb..:D :up:
:insane::lol: 😆 😆
Hi, friend i,m missing so much angie. Angie pls come here yar . . . . . . . 😀
Nachan ge saari raat sondhyan ve kar lo thoda sa pyaar sondhya ve kar lo thoda sa pyaar . . . . . 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Good morning angie where are u. . . . 😀
:doh: ahsan really madly miss angel :angel: niece…where r u….
😆 Good for you Angelina wont understand a word of what you wrote :p
she says she does not have enough time to waste on Opera, LIKE ME 😡
:doh:
😆 :lol::no: :rip:
Angie today if u r not come here then i :rip: so pls :jester: :jester:
Phirta raho dar ba dar milta nhi tera nishan ho k juda kab ma jiya tu hai kahan ma kahan teri yadon mein khoya rahta ho mujh ko dasti hain tanhayan . . . . . 😆 😆
no Angelina thinks i'm a time-waster… Too proud of herself, i guess :irked:
You too think that waste time in opera? I ,m not understand with u 😀
😮
Angie can u dance with me at rocking song, lets start . . . . . Muni badnam hoe darling tere lye :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:
😆 😆 😆 :faint:
:furious:
Originally posted by mt-angel:
I am 😀 :yes: and work 2 :yes: how are you doing?
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
😆 its ok, thats what :angel: do lol :p
Thanks angie u r come 4 me . . . . . Otherwise i :rip:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
make ur best friend?? :eyes: 😆
@kapil :D@Ali good 2 hear that 🙂 me 2 im fine as usual 😀
If u become my best friend then i give u daily chocolate . . . . 😀
:insane: :insane: :insane: :insane:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
i dont dance with strangers :alien: :p
@Maria187 :hi: :hi: nice 2 meet u maria 🙂
One question angie. . . . Can u make my best friend? 😀
😮 :yikes: :whistle: 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
i mean y did u post : :insane: :insane: ??? is there smething wrong? :left:
So angie ur decision?
what happened?? :yikes:
Any way let,s dance? Kajrare kajrare tere tare tare naina. . . . 😀
Wht u mean sweet angie? 😀
😆 😆
u are already my friend :p
@ahsan hey im here. but are u O.K.?? :lol:Originally posted by realbuzzks:
they r talking about Halwa :p :p anyway how u doing?Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
im here dear auntie. how r u?? :)Originally posted by realbuzzks:
😆 oh oh dont be mad Kapil i was just joking :pOriginally posted by realbuzzks:
of course u are! 😆 :p@Ali hey how r u? how's ur work?
:left: Angelina is very fat, dont you know that? She's on a diet and trying to lose a few kgs :right:
what do u mean?? :left:
@angelina: thin as well as ugly … Thin is fine, but what about…… ??? 🙄
hey i already have a best friend. but all of u are my dear friends 🙂 4get about it :p
really 84 kg is good? 😆 84kg wow :eyes: its as much as a bear 😆
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
about???
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
what did u say? :left:
Yeah, i know but best friend. . . Only once u call me. . . . 😀
Angie now i always call u "kanjri" . . . R u accept ur new nd nice name . . . 😆 😆 😆
@Angelina: Who told you :alien: cannot be heavy as a bear?@Ahsan: aur kitni line maarega yaar? 🙄
lol, :rip:
Yeah, ur shape is so good 😆
:whistle:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
say whatever u like, i dont really care :p
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
i dont eat chocolates :p i like 2 stay in shape :p
😀
U mean physically u r so good 😆 😆 😆
:hat: :hat:welcme niece…alhmdllh i'm fine..:Dhope u all hv nice time..lucky u cme on time..ahsan about to :rip: 😆 😆 :lol:cheer up ali's blog…:D:D:D
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
is ka baap truck chalata hoga to zaror rakhi hogi 😆 😆 😆 😆
But anie u know u r my best friend bcz when u r nt come on this blog then i miss u . . . . . So only once u call me that u r my best friend 😀
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
mare saath rah k bhi tu nhi sudhra :irked: 😆 😆 😆
hey im going 2 take my class. :bye: :bye:
Than u 😆 😆
Y u r nt eat chocolate? Is ok ur belly? 😀
Originally posted by mt-angel:
you forgot the :troll: and the :alien:and yeah, what about the :bug: ??
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
hahahaha………. @ahsan oye bs kr yaar mera haans haans k bur haal ho rha hai 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
im thinking if there was no whistling icon what would u do??? 😆
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
nope i remember all of ur faces 😀
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
yeeaaah 😆 Dont u know?? im 84kg 😀
😆 😆 😆
Is ne naswar to ni da rakhi angie ne zra dakhna kapil 😆
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
no 1 😀 but as i saw in the movies all the aliens are thin :p
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
Originally posted by mt-angel:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
hahahahhahahahaha……………… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
😆 😆 😆 😆 bta aj kitna entertainment kia hai aj ma ne 😆 😆
@angel don't plz he is joker type 😆 😆 😆 ab haar ksi ko mummy daddy na samjna 😥 😥 😆 😆 😆
But qaisariyah , angie call u :rip: and antuie . . . . R u? 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
ya tha kiya mujy to kuch smaj nhi aai bs haans haans k bura haal tha 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Any way, Ahsaan ye tha kia or angel 😆 😆 😆
Hehehehe pls stop it yar . . . . . I read all coments guys then i hehehe no coment 😆 😆
So i,m nt write more coment bcz i,m nt in this codition . . 😆 😆 😆
Ahsaan u too much . . . . 😆 😆
Don,t worry Ahsaan i call u, u r my best friend 😀
Originally posted by Maria187:
Originally posted by Maria187:
hahahahahaha…… I don't what was that 😆 but it was very funny 😆
😆 😆 😆 😆
@Raza y r u laughing?? tell me what did he say??@Ahsan cant u stop whatever u r talking about???!!!! 😡
?
@ahsan yeah..angie is my niece..:D:D:D i'm officially her auntie aka mami..:lol: :lol:wt's wrng wth u? :insane:@niece yeah ahsan :alien: :insane:dey r tlkng in :alien: lang..:D:D
Tere mast mast do nain mere dil ka le gae chain mere dil ka le gae chain . . . . 😆 😆 😆 😆
what??
??
Tu to bora maan gae re . . . 😆 😆 😆
@ is that urdu auntie ??
AND MAKE FUN OF URSELF NOT ME 😡
i dont know urdu plz stop talking urdu with me :irked:
@angelina: i think you're getting over-conscious :left:@ahsan: BORING….
im leaving here 😡 @ali its better 2 write at the bottom of ur blog : ONLY PAKISTANI people can post comments here :bye: :bye:
:mad:I'M NO PAKISTANI…
@niece yeah dey r tlkng urdu bt dis ahsan alwys sing a song in hindi,if he sing den i'll knw it cz most of d song lyric i knw bt wen he said smethng in dt lang den i'll b blur…cz really din undrstnd mch.. i jst knw really lttle bit urdu..hey,y nt u ask any of ur pakistani frnd?dey cn hlp…@ahsan pls bhv urslf..:irked: it's nt gd tlkng about sme1 in a lng dt dey din undrstnd..b a gd chotha bhai pls…@ali u knw wt?angelina is rght if u all r tlkng in urdu den jst mk it specially 4 urdu undrstnd prsn/jst 4 pakistani..we r nt gd to b here..:down:
Ashiq banaya ashiq banaya aap ne . . . Tere bin sooni sooni hain rahen tere bin pyasi pyasi nigahn tere bin bin asar meri ahen . . .ho ashiq banaya :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:
Yes, qaisaryyah u r right but ahsaan is nt use any word in urdu that heart all of u . . , . It,s just making fun . . . . . . .
Thanks maria 😀 :jester: :jester:
And ahsaan pls bhv urslf and try to speak in english . . . Any way i like this song . , ashiq banaya aap ne 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Chail Chhabeela Rang rangila Badan Kathila Hoonth Rasila Roop Sajila Yaar Hathila Tang Paijama Kurtha dheelaChhabeela Rangila Kathila Rasila SajilaHathila Paijama hai dheela oO OoOoO [o ho re Chhabeela Nashila saawan beeta jaye ]2 Suno o jamila Hathila ese tan ko jalaye ki oooo o o o o ki ooooo ki ooooo :P:P:P
@maria yeah..knw dt..i'm fine wth dt..n i really undrstnd dt cz he's a gd :jester: free entrtainer..:lol:bt he's hrtn angie..nt gd mkng fun of people especially wth lang dt she din undrstnd..btw ahsan..dn't b scred of angie arrows bck to u dt u'll fail to chllnge hr so u jst use ur lang..hey..prv as gntlemn ladka…!!!spk eng n i wnna knw hw gd u reply hr..:D:D:D
How r u all? 😀
Originally posted by mt-angel:
Hey just a min. What happend :left:
Originally posted by Maria187:
yes she is right 😀
How r u qaisariyyah? 😀
alhmdulillh..i'm fine mr veggie..:D:Phw about u?
😆 😆 😆 😆
How r u all frndz?
:insane:
What'ts happend qaisaryyah? :eyes:
I am fine 😀
i'm asking hw r u n u jst 😆 :lol:sounds :insane::P:P:P
My sweet voice? 😆 😆 😆
hey..wts wrng?hw r u?any prblm chotha bhai? :worried:
😆 den dfntly easier if smethng hppn to ahsan.. 😆 😛
hey,where's ali dis few dys?he's ok? :worried:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
I think no 😦
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
I am not sure but I think there is ward in "Nishtar Hospital" 😆 😆
sweet voice? :yuck: :yuck:do u hv any mental problm?well..any mental hospitl in multan?hw far it is? 😆 😆 😆
:faint:
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
:yes: 😆 😆
you can still edit it now…
Originally posted by realbuzzks:
server error
Where is my dear friend? 😀
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
nothing 😆 😆 I was busy 😎 😎
Originally posted by ahsan:
:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
oye ali, correct your quotes…
Originally posted by Ali8307:
ok now :up: (don't worry she will not read this :right:)
I,m missing her . . . . 😀
oye bas kar yar wo thori rovni type ki lagti hai 😆 😆 😆 ya phr hum na sar pa chra rakha tha :whistle:
@ahsan..u jst dlte ur cmmnt?:doh: sme of ur wire in problm bttr hv d service..:lol:
:rip:
R u ok kapil? 🙄
@ali glad to hear dt..hv a gd rest soon…btw,mk sure ur line is clear cz myb u gnna nd ur mob to cll dt special ward 4 ahsan..:lol: 😆 :lol:@ahsan :insane:
How r u friends?
I,m good 😀
Yes, ahsaan ur voice is so sweet 😆 😆
yeah..all of dem jst silnt..dey mst b bz..ahsan gt ready 4 exm,ali's wrkng n wrkng..opera is bored nwdys..:down:
helooooooooooo friends where r all
Originally posted by qaisariyyah:
yes I am busy very busy :sst:
Originally posted by Maria187:
:hi: :hi:
great bz man..:D hv blssd life..may allah hlp u..:happy:
u r right qaisaryyah. 😀
:yikes: wen did u arrve on earth mr veggie?long time nvr sw u..:P
ali's will b bck soon nxt mnth..:D
:hi: how are you all 😀
:hi: how are you all 😀
hi..:Dfine n gd..:up:
hi frnds pls pry 4 me for my exam 🙂
yes, i,m good.
bol & lol :up:
yes, i pray 4 u 😀
:hi:
🙄
:confused:
helo friends how r u ? :Dl
salam :hi: mr veggie..ap kaise hoon?kaha ho tum all ds long jst vanish? :confused:hw's mars nw?is mars in peace bck?hope u seccess on ur mission impossible 7 😆 😆 😆
Yes i gripped on my study and thanks 4 praying me 😀
see hw bred raza waiting..lucky u jst cme b4 his eyes colour all trn white 😆
My exam r start to 12 april so pls pray 4 me . . . . . my mission impossible 😆 😆
u r welcme..hey,bttr gt to sleep,its gttn late.study smart brthr,sleep on time to avoid lazynss drng dy..especially near to exm.gd nght.hv nice sleep n dreamz..dua' b4 sleep..:D:zzz:
:yikes: insya allah,my frnds alwys in my pryr.may allah mk it all easy 4 u n all d students dt hvn d exms soon..hey,mk sure u mk it as yakeen mission nt mumkin mission!!! 😉
Just to do you a favor: you are the one left in the foto. Why? Because you keep your eyes down, so you don't face the camera, and you said yourself, and I cite: "..from childhood I dnt like to face camera..".You don't have to react.Good day.- KS –
Thanks -(k*s)-
😀
:hi: :hi:
Helloooooooooo any1 here???? :left:
salam to all firendz……..
w/salam hw are u doin?
First of all 'i feel dizzy cant read hundreds of comments :faint:you said u cant face camera dat mean boy on right hand nt looking in camera :eyes: i guess its you. :left: :p other side i had a feeling my 6th sense saying u are in the middle 🙄 coz mid boy seems friendly which is u arego on yaar give some more clue :confused:
nd i think boy on left hnd with down head is not looking in to camera :right:
🙄
No right side one is looking left side one wid blue top is nt looking in camera,give some clue yaar?
ok i am me 😆
So which one is rite ans.mid one or right one 💡 💡
ok I am not that with down head :sherlock:
Got ya!you are in da middle :yes:
🙄 may b u are right or may b not :p
how r u frndz? 😀
that was break period nd a teacher took that pic. We were in school
No' maybe i know i 'm right,you are in uniform! Look like u standing out of class tel truth what for?n have u passed or still there?? 😆
u cant trap me :p i am on right or middle 🙄
And teacher told you to stand in the middle?am i right?
u cant trap me :p i am on right or middle 🙄
I have xray vision i know you are in middle?good night 🙂
whatever 🙄
I have two points which ensure that u are in middle,1)you accept that u are not the one wid down head,now there is two boys left to guess mid one and one wid cream top.yeah?2)you said u are in school,out of them two boys only the middle one is in uniform!which is you. :ko: 🙂
Not talking about you :confused: then that mean u were behind the camera taking pic not ur teacher!!
i am jealous :faint: no one taking about me
You are in cream top.:p
I think its white shirt (looking cream bcz that pic was taken in 90s :lol:)
:ko: you knw why i 2ld u i am nt that with down head bcz every1 was thinkin that that is me nd u are…………… :rip:
No i nt :rip: i am right u are mid cute boy what u think you not cute?
You should wash ur pic everyday to keep it white 😆 so its u cute pic ali.:)
ye its me :irked:
i am jealous :faint: no one taking about me
i am one of them but no one guessed correctly :irked:
Cute isnt'it? 😆
politics :irked: just few lines above mid one was………. :bandit:
nd nt brushing hair is 😎
😮 😮
No other looking cute you look cute,sweet paloo,shono n u didnt brush ur hair very lazy ali very lazy :eyes:
😎 thats harry hill he is bald, u got hair n again u slept on opera, :insane: :p
grrrrrrr :doh: this is sleeping :zzz: nd this 😮 guess what….??Nd I mean not brushing is *cool* :irked: 😆
😮 red blushing cheek look like shy! isnt'it?mother day today in pakistan what ur plan?:eyes:
not decided yet 😀
Not deceied :no: i nt ask for next year :left: went out for dinner or some foot massage kit mum's love that,or let her watch tv all day remote in her hand.or you do your hair cut she be so glad to see you smart, 😆 😆 :p
4 dinner she usually avoid hotels food nd 4 tv she always do (i mean remote in her hand and watching that saas bahu :irked:) and 4 hair cut I dont have so much long hair ((but u can say for washing mouth and brushing teeth and combing hair :angel:)) :whistle: :whistle:
You making excuses for not giving any treat to your mum,if u take to nice posh hotel(not them tiny truck one) i 'm sure she will enjoy, :yuck: another lazy thing u said u do not brushing teeth,i dont open/close my eyes until i wont brush my teeth…:right:
OK i will give her magnum ice cream 😀
what u did for ur mom 2day?
what u did for ur mom 2day?
In EU mother day in march i already celebrate send her bunch of flowers sugar free chocolate and for today all my bro sis give presents i booked dinner out its my job 😀
At last u doing some thing, my memory too short if i could remind u an old emotional esey about 'Maa' it 'll made u give magnum to all mum's in pakistan, anyway mum's are great thing in life 😥 :left:
actually we dont need any special day 4 mother our 365 days r 4 her. It is a chance 4 wstrn mother living alone or at old home to meet her kids or reciv their card and flwrs by post (my teacher feed me this)
Thats nt true we all celebrate our birthdays our parents organised all the suff for us does that mean we are alone nothing else to celebrate for rest of year? Of course not,specially countries like pakistan i mean people who born 50 /60 Or more years before they dont exactly know their actual date of birth mainly in village side(coz of registration services were slow) like my parents they just said we been told(from my gran's) when you were born same time azan ws happening or it ws month of ramadhan or day time such example like that so how can they figure out date or month of birth??i mean that is example for our oldies.even the young parents need to have these special days to celebrate to feel that children remember them pamper n comfort them for all day with their love without any demands.that what my point of view i 'm suprised about ur teacher's nasty comments.:rolleyes: 😡
😀 thats nt my cmntactually his point was nt that. He means we eastrn ppl respct nd obey our parnts and do every thing that westrn do on that day, in our whole life (honestly tell don't we?? Or westrn do this?) ((nd yes I know that this kinda thoughts are bcz of illiteracy does not matter they are teacher or any other thing))
I understand eastern ppl are more caring towards their parents nt all we can say 70%, also nt all western ppl's are care less to parents there are 20% who does look after them,but if we see the life routine,the culturel attitude and in west many severel illness are here,they grow up in different atmosphere i think its nt fair to judge each of them east or west who's better n who not,about care home or any social care just think if it was available in east wid good envoerment dont you think people would use it?of course they would,but the reality is 70% is better then 20% so head off to eastern people. :):headbang: 🙂
:hat: :hat: 😎
imani,
amani!!
😆
😎
😀
🙄
:sherlock:
:p
:confused:
:p
😀
hahaha….. Just kidding 😆 :lol:hw are u doing?
hahaha….. Just kidding 😆 :lol:hw are u doing?
Are you guys using pecs card(a new sign language)?? :left:
you saw my frnd on tv?? :confused:
I 'm Fab! How are you?you never tell me famous actor is your friend i saw this guy's few dramas on telly, 🙂
Up This one in yellow top,he is an actor is'nt he,or i am wrong he just look like of some one?or maybe i 'm just in my imagenary world :left:
? ?
Your friend ahsan is he using his own pic i saw this guy on few pakistani channels my memory to poor i dont remember name. :eyes:
you mean who is stnding on right is actr? Yes he is actr but i hv nvr watched him on tv 😆
oh i thought u were talking abt me 😀 mare to dant bhi bnd nhi ho rhy thy :faint:
😆 aaah what a shame ali, :lol:tel me na is he using that actor image or actor him self is your friend?
yes he is actr 😀 24 ghanty is ki filmay chalti rhti hai 😆 😆
😥 you again kidding me n nt telling is this pic person is true,if yes i wana take autographe of him, :left:
yes why not :up: ooooooo00000ye autograph da bahi apna (agr sign krny nhi aaty to anghota laga da)
yes, amani this is my orignal pic, but i,m nt actor
:no: dont talk like this to famous ppl ali have you seen his recent drama on Ptv prime time its shoot in malysia?autograph on my hand plz sir…:left:
Really i 'm sure i have seen you on telly i will try to found name on net
Ptv??? Whats this 😆 :lol:@ahsan chal 0o0o0o0o0o0o0oye is k hath pa apna anghota lga da
mujhe signature ata ha, tu mujhe apni tarha ka actor smajh rha ha 😆 😆 😆 😆
tu meri trah nhi hai isi lye to anghota lgany ko kha rha ho 🙄
tu meri trah nhi hai isi lye to anghota lgany ko kha rha ho 🙄
To clear my doubt i checked on net then i cal my mum to ask that drama serial name it was actually a long soap which comes on aaj tv(raaste dil ke) and actor was (imran abbas) so its not you ahsan,sorrybut reason i stuck in your pic in drama men was lost and his wife try to find her she had a same pic like your in yellow top!!maybe its a big co incident you both looked same wear same!!any way sorry ali and ahsan it was my mind conclution which is solved sorry again and just chilled. 🙂
:left: what?? 😆 😆 😆 😆 u calld ur mom just bcz of that stupid pic :faint: 😆 😆
Well i hate keeping questions in my mind,n i never had aaj tv here last year in pakistan i wach thats why i thought i better ask my mum,if i had ashwariya in my friends dont you get keen to ask is it real one or not?? i thought its imran abbas in your friend,never mind he is cute though a screen face :left:
are u sure it was aaj tv? Actually we have here aaj news nt tv :left:
oe aaj news to ha ab ye aaj tv knsa ha? or ma to ghar se bhr ni nikalta ye mujhe tv pa ks ne dakh lia ha 😆 😆 😆
mane bhi aaj news dakha hai aaj tv nhi dakha aaj tak aaj ja k chk kro ga aaj tu bhi aaj chk kr
Yeah 'm 100% its aaj they said on top n they does the morning show which savera nadeem present,what my sis said aaj tv and ptv prime does the partnership day time in prime tv and night time its a aaj i personaly never never watched aaj tv here i know a aag tv which is jeo presents.ahsan it was 'nt you so why are you still confused??
bcz we hv nvr watchd or heard abt it 😆
I dont know why not but u can watched on net though :rolleyes:but i am still confused in imran abbas and ahsan's pic how come its 100% Same. :confused: :p
If you search on google imran abbas photo by yasir nisar on photo.net you will see same pic as above there.i wonder why ahsan lied and said yes amani its my own pic :left: :zip:
😮 YOU ARE BIG FAN OF PAKISTAN :faint: i watched ptv 12 yrs ago (shame on me)
nope :p some time watched tv but nvr watchd that emo soap :faint: some time star world or news channls 😀
so amani let come , , ,for utogroph 😆 😆
oe ye aaj tv ni blke aag tv ka kah rhi ha, han han ma wahn show karta ho 😆 😆 😆 😆
i cant stay infrnt of tv so long feel :zzz:
Ahsan What show?and why you lied its ur own pic?:eyes:
3 hrs a week not so long!that mean you missed all kind of gossips & music program all the emotional soaps! And a fully nil political debats and much more big brother,x factor,britien got talent,coronation st neighbours,eastender ech and many more stuff.how boring is that ali u missed all of this :awww:
I watched emotional scenes then i often think of it nd 😥
I watched 3hrs a wks 1.30 hrs prime time and 1.30 hrs ptv. :love: :p
:doh: :doh: chbl wo kha rha hai aaj tv or ptv k ek chnnl hai jo din ptv or raat main aaj tv hota hai satelite pa hai ya channl :faint: jasy stn or atv tha
:yuck: u like that staff :down: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck:
:yes: laughter show are best on weekend 😀 but they are bcming vulgar nw
:yes: laughter show are best on weekend 😀 but they are bcming vulgar nw
Life is nothing with out emotions i love weekend telly most of channel does laughtershows on weekend,:) 🙂
Ahsan have you heard a story in childhood little boy Pionocchio his nose goes long and long as many time he lies make sure it wont happen to you. 🙄
u r miss understanding, its realy mine. maybe imran look like me 😀
w0w story :yes: will u plz repeat that story here 🙂
nice story but i have nt hear before, , , , , , 😆
Go on yaar i heard it long time back in my p1 how silly is that i repeat it again when i am uni student & its a long story. 🙄
plz plz not all just some hints its short version 😀
I 'll start sending u but in parts u stopped me u think its getting bored!:) 🙂
Once upon a time carpenter,picked up a strange lump of wood one day while mending a table,when he began to chip it,the wood started to moan,THIS frightened the carpenter and he decided to get rid of it so he gave it to a friend called Gappetto who wanted to make a puppet a cobble took his lump of wood home,thinking abt the name he would giv his puppet "i 'll call him phonochio,he told him self its a lucky name,back in his humble basement home and work shop geppetto started to carve the wood,suddenly a voice speald! Ooh thats hurt!geppetto ws astonished to find that the wood ws alive,exitedly he carved a head hair and eyes which immediatly right out the cobaler,but the second geppetto carve the nose ,it grew longer and longer and no matter how often the cobaler cut it down the size its just stay long nose,they newly but mouth began to chuckel and when geppetto angrily complained the puppet stuck out his tounge at him,that ws nothing however!when the cabbler shaped his hands,they snached the good man's wig and the newly carve legs gave him heartly kick,his eyes brimming with tears,geppetto scolde the poppet you naughty boy! I haven't even finished making you,yet you 've no respect for ur father!then he picked up the puppet and a step at time tough him to walk but the minute pinnocchio stood upright its started to run,about the room with geppetto after him,then he opened the door and dashed into the street,now pinocchio run faster then before geppetto and though the poor cobaler shouted stop him'none of the onlookers watching in amusement moved a finger luckly a police man heard the cobaler's shouts a strode quickly down the street grabbing the runaway he handed him to his father i 'll box your ears gasped geppetto still out of breath then he realised that was impossible for in his haste to carve the puppet he had forgot to carve the ears pinocchio had got a fright at being in the cluches of the police,so he apologised and geppetto forgave his son,indeed the minute they reached home the cobaler made pinocchio Suit out of flowered paper a pair of bark shoes n a soft bread hat the puppet hugged his father i'd like to go school he said to become clever n help you whn u are old,geppetto ws touched by his kind thought! I am very great full he replied but we have'nt enought money even to buy u learning book pinc…. Looked down cast the geppetto suddenly get up put on his old tweed coat and went out of house not long after he returned carrying a book but missed coat it ws snowing out side where is your coat father?I sold it,why did u sell it?"it kept me too warm 😥 pinnachio threw his arms around geppetto's neck n kissed the kindly old man it had stopped snowing and pinc… Set out for school with books he ws full of good intention today i want to learn write n day after tomorow to count then i ll earn money and buy geppetto fine new coat he deserved it,the sudden sound of brass band broke his day dream,n soon he forgot about school he ended up in a crowed square where people were round a aright colored booth,whats that he asked a boy cant u read it?the great puppet show!how much do you pay to go inside?Four pence!Who "ll give me four pence for this brand new book?pinocchio cried a nearby junk seller bought the book,poor geppetto's scrifice had been qite in vain,hardly had pinocchio got inside….To Be Continue…….. 🙂
thanks :up: where is first part :left:
what?? What i have deleted?? :confused:
Dont say you delete it i be angry with you then
My first part of story where is it? 😥
hey hey dont make stories :irked: u didnt post any thing.
Hai hai i did! :awww: have you checked ur last page?
actually we both posted at a time i didnt chk last page 😀 but that was amazing :hat: i am waiting for nxt episode 🙂 hope pinnocchio will earn some thing frm the show.
When he search by one of puppet on the stage who cried out there's pincchio along come here wid us here,HURRAh for bro pinocchio,the puppet went on stage wid his new friends ,while the spectator below began to mutter about uproar the out strode givvani the puppet master a frightful looking man with blood shot eyes whats going on here?stop that noise get in line u 'll hear about it later,that evening givanni sat dawn for dinner he found out that more wood ws needed to finish his nice chunk of meat he remember the puppet who had upset his show,come here u 'll make good fire wood the poor puppet started to weeped,save me father i dont want to die!when givonni heard pinocchio cries he suprised is your parents still alive?my father is but i 've nt known my mother said puppet,in low voice the big man heart melted it would be beastly to ur father if i throw u in fire,but i must finish my roasting the mutton i 've to burn another puppet men!bring me Harlegur when pinocchio saw that another puppet ws going to burn in his place he wept harder then ever plz dont sir dont burn harlegur,thats enought boomed givonni in a rage i want my meat well cooked "in that case cried pinocchio rising to his feet burn me!it not right harlegur should burn instead of me!Givonni ws taken a back well well he said i 've never met a puppet hero before!then he went on a milder tone u really are a good lad i might indeed "hope flooded pinocchio's heart as the master stared at him,at the last man said all right i 'll eat half raw mutton tonight but next time somebody will find himself a pickle,all the puppet were delighted at being saved givonni asked pinocchio to tell him whole tale and feeling sorry fr his father he gave the puppet five gold coins take these to your father n giv him my regards! Pinocchio cheerfully left the puppets booth after thanking givonni,he ws hurrying homeward whn he met half blind cat and a lame fox he could 'nt help bt tell them all about his good fortune and when the pair set hatched a plot saying to pinocchiohe if u really like to pleased ur father u ought to take him a lot more coins now we know a magic of meadow where u can saw these five coins then next day u'll find they have become ten time as many!How can that happen?asked pinocchio in amazement i 'll tel u how exclamed the fox in the land of owl lies a meadow known as miraele meadow if u plant one gold in a lil hole next day u 'll find a whole tree dripping with gold,pinocchio drank in every word his two "Friends" uttered and off they all went to the red shrimp inn to drink to their meeting and future wealth,after food and short rest they made plan to leav at night for mircle,however when pinocchio ws awake at a time arranged he found that cat and fox had already left puppet pay the dinner using one of his coin and set off alone along the path suddenly "your money or ur life"said two hooded bandits now pinocchio had hidden the coin under his tounge so he could nt say a word and nothing the bandits could do would make pinocchio tell where coins were hidden still mute,even when the wicked pair tied a rope round the puppet's neck and pulled it tighter pinocchio's last thought ws father help me! Of course hooded bandits were the fox and cat u 'll hang there till u decided to talk we 'll back soon to see if u changed ur mind and went away,however a fairy who lived nearby had over heard everything from the castle window the blue fairy saw a kicking puppet dangling from the oak tree in the wood,taking pity on him she claped her hand three time and suddenly a hawk n a dog appeared quickly said the fairy fly to that tree and wid ur beak snip away the rope around the poor boy's neck.to the dog she said fetch the carriage n gently bring him to me!in no time pinocchio looking quite dead ws lying in cosy bed in the castle while the fairy called three famous doctors crow,owl,cricket a very bitter medicene they prescribed by the help of doctors and fairy pinocchio look better,fairy said tell me what happened pinocchio told her his story leaving the bit abt selling book,
:awww: last part
But when the fairy asked where the gold coins were? puppet replied that he had lost them in fact they were hidden in one of his pocket,all at once pinocchio's nose began to stretch while the fairy laugh,you 've just told a lie!i know you have because ur nose growing longer,blushing with shame pinocchio had no idea what to do with such a ongoing nose n he began to weep,however again feeling sorry for him fairy clapped her hands and his nose ws back to his proper lenghth,"now dont tell any more lies the fairy warned him or ur nose will grow again"!Go home and take these coins to your father pinocchio greatfully hugged fairy and ran off homewards,abt near the tree in the forest he bumped into the cat nd fox breaking his promise,he foolishly talked into burying the coins in the magic meadow!full of hope he returned next day but the coins had gone pinocchio sadly return home without coins,givonni had given him for his father!After scolding the puppet for his long absence geppetto forgave him,and off he went to school,pinocchio seemed to have calm down a bit,But someone else was about to cross his path and lead him astray,this time it was carlo a lazy bone of the class……To Be Continue……Stay tuned for last part 🙂
:drunk: :drunk: :yes:
What you think the moral gona be at the end of this story?
let me guess 💡 hmmm………… Dnt talk with fairy it will make ur nose long 😆
😆 😆 😀 not funny 🙄
:whistle:
Hey !!
hi 😀
Why dont you come to toy land n u can play all day long "does such a place really exist?asked pinocchio in amazement,yes the wagon come by evening to take me there, said carlo,would you like to come?Forgotting all his promises to his father and the fairy,pinocchio was again heading into trouble,midnight struck n the wagon arrived to pick up the two boys and few other lads who could hardly wan't to reach a place where school books and teacher had never been heard of!Twelve pair of donkeys pulled the wagon and they were all shod with white leather boots,the boys climbered into the wagon,pinocchio the most excited all of them jumped into a wagon 'toy land here we come'! Now toy land was just carlo had described all boys were happy there were no lesson to heard you were 'nt even allowed to whisper the word "school" n pinocchio hardly beleive that he ws able to play all the time ,this is the life he said each time he met carlo, i was right was'nt i?exclamed his friend pleased with him self_oh yes carlo! Thanks to you i 'm enjoying my self n just think teachers told me to keep well away from you,one day however pinocchio awoke with a suprised when he raised his hands to his head he found he had a long pair of hairy ears,in place of what geppetto had shaped for him,n that was 'nt all the next day they had grown longer then ever pinocchio shamed fully pulled on a large cotton cap n went off to search for carlo,he too ws wearing a hat pulled right down to his nose,with the same thought in their head the boys stared at ech other then snaching off their hats they begon to laugh at funny sight of long ears bt as they screamed with laughter carlo suddenly went pale,pinocchio help! Help! But pinocchio ws burst into tears for their faces were growing into the shape of donkey and they felt them selves go down,they turning into pair of donkeys and when they tried to groan with fear,they brayed loudly,when the toy land wagon driver heard the braying of his new donkeys he rubbed his hands in glee ,there are fine new donkeys to take market "i will get atleast four gold peaces of them" such a awful fate that awaited naughty boys spend all time playing games,carlo ws sold to a farmer n a circus man bough pinocchio to teach him trick,it ws a hard life for donkey nothing to eat but hay,n when that gone nothing but straw n da beating everyday till he ws mastered the difficult tricks,one day he ws jumping throw the hoop he stumbled and went lame,the circus man called the stable boy and said, a lame donkey is no use to me take it to market and get rid of it at any price,but nobody ws wanted to buy a useless donkey, along come a little man who said i 'll take it for skin it 'll make a good drum for village band!and so for few pennies pinocchio changed hands and he brayed sorrowfully whn he heard what his awful fate ws to be,the puppet's new owner led him to the edge of sea tied a heavy stone to his neck n rope round his legs and pushed him into the water cluching the end of rope the man sat down wait for donkey to drown then he would flat of skin,pinocchio struggled fr breath at the bottom of sea n in a flash,remember all the bother he given geppetto,his broken promises too n he called on the fairy,the fairy heard pinocchio's call n whn she saw he ws about to drown she sent a shoal of a big fish who ate away all the donkey flash leaving the wooden puppet just then as the fish stopped nibbling pinocchio felt him self hauled out of the water, the man gaped in astonishment at the living puppet "where the donkey i threw in the sea? I am that donkey giggled pinocchio. You "gasped the man dont try pulled my leg if i get angry!however pinocchio told the man the whole story,and that how u come to have a live puppet on the end of rope instead of donkey!i dont give a whit for ur story shouted man in a rage i've paid a twenty coins for u and i want my money back since there is no donkey i 'll take u to market n sell u as firewood!by then free of rope pinocchio made a face at the man and dived into the water,thankfull to be a wooden puppet again he swam happily out to sea and ws soon just a dot of the horizon bt his adventure were far from over out of the water behind him a giant shark! Puppet try to swim fast as he can bt the monster only closer puppet try to escape he could never escape a shark and in an instant pinocchio had been swallowed along with shoals of fish unlucky enough down in shark throat!……
He felt dizzy,when pinocchio come to his sense he was in darkness over his head he heard shark's gills puppet wept felt like sloping path crying as he went,help help wont anybody save me?suddenly he saw a pale light n as he crept towards it he saw it ws flame in the distance on he went, "Father it cant be you"! Pinocchio! Son really is it you?weeping in joy they huged ech other 😥 between sobs told their advanture geppetto stroked the puppet head and told him i ws looking for u everywhere when i could nt found you on dry land i made a boat to search for u on the sea but the boat capsized in a strom,and the shark gulped me down luckly it also swallowed bits of ship wheales in the tempest so i 've manage to survive by getting what i could,well we 've still alive remarked pinocchio we must get out of here,taking a geppetto's hand the pair started to climb up the shark stomach using a candle to light their way but as so happen this shark slept with his open mouth for it suffered from asthma,shark had been basking in shallow water since the day before and they soon reach the beach and geppetto soaked to the skin was half dead wid cold and fright lean on me father said puppet i dont know where we are bt we 'll find our way home!beside the sand stood an old hut made of branches n there they took shelter geppetto ws running temperature but pinocchio went out,i 'm going to get u some milk the bleating of goats led the puppet in the right direction and he soon came upon a farmer of course he had no money to pay for a milk,my donkey's dead said the farmer if u work the trad from down to noon then you can have some milk and so far days on end pinocchio rose early each morning to earn geppetto's food at long last they reached home,the puppet worked late into the night weaving reed baskets to make money for his father and himself,one day he heard that the fairy after a wave of bad luck was ill in hospital so instead of buying himself a new suit of cloths pinocchio sent the money to pay for her treatment,one night in a dream the fairy appeared to reward pinocchio for his kindness ,when the puppet looked in the mirror next morning he found he had turned into somebody else,for there in the mirror was a handsome young lad with blue eyes and brown hair! Geppetto hugged him happily where's the old wooden puppet gone?"there"! Exclaimed the geppetto pointing at him,MORAL: "WHEN BAD BOYS BECOME GOOD THEIR LOOKS CHANGED ALONG WITH THEIR LIVES!!)"
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Amani you're a story writer? 😉
:zip: m0o0o0o0 moooooo m000000000
loooooooooooool. i thought yu wrote it 😀
watch out amani ur nose…………
:sherlock: i know ram 'm very talented :headbang: :)(hey ali keep your mouth, :zip: dont tell anyone its not mine) 😆
:sherlock: i know ram 'm very talented :headbang: :)(hey ali keep your mouth, :zip: dont tell anyone its not mine) 😆
Yeah i did type i mean wrote it! 🙄
Its only happened to boys!! So i 'm safe, :whistle:
yeah I see that u cheated in moral :irked: when bad boys bcm good :irked:
Lol
Calm down dont burn be a good boy and enjoy story 🙄 :p
but that fairy tale was outstanding :yes: it makes my nose long 😆
Long nose how troubaler u are!!But if pinocchio dad ws pakistani he be sorted after his first mistake with his dad's special shoe, 😆
😛
😆 it will be ''Oye pinyyy agr aaj k bad phr tu mjy bhar nzar aaya to teri tanghaye tor do ga''
😆 it will be ''Oye pinyyy agr aaj k bad phr tu mjy bhar nzar aaya to teri tanghaye tor do ga''
😆 if he ws my friend i 'll do slap smack slap and punch over his face he so annoy me all the time he went in troubles knowngly its not he suppose to do,story end and he still not went school!!! 🙄
:knight: thanks god I have passed school :left:
what?? :left:
Do you go in troubles often?even though ur love one stop you? :eyes:
Do u go out wid friends like carlo, :p :p
go out with frnds 🙄
Oh harry in 45c he must be melting there 😆
Cool :whistle:
cool? Its 45C here 😎
Wow
dnt worry I will put him 😎 in freezer 😀
Mid 1 ?
🙄
Hi' ali 🙂
@ram 😀
hey u got scholarship :cheers: guys get ready :sherlock: HADIA is giving us party :hat: :hat:
@amani hi 🙂 how are you doing?
@Misty mid 1? What about left or right?
In your dream,:p :p
I am good and i got a scholarship yesterday it was a amazing day and emotional to say bye bye to friends,any how are you?
ok if u will pay the bill 🙄
😆 in dreams bank card dont work, :whistle:
maybe they are your friends or cousins or whatever
yes :p you are right so plz dont forget to bring cash :eyes:
I am jealous :troll:
I never keep cash in hand u know i borrowed so if u let me??promise i 'll say back before end of world, :left: ,other option is card,
ok give me ur card i will pay the bill :sherlock: nd dnt 4get to give bck my money :bandit: i would return ur card 🙄 deal final :cheers:
Hey raz and amani 😀
hi 😀
Hi' ram,see ali not borrowing me money and making deals how mean is that? :awww: 😥
what?? I said i am ready :bandit: just give me card :sherlock:
How's it going then? 😀
I 'll send u card on Eid, :jester: deal now let me borrow money! :p
then i will give u money on next eid :p with a cone mehndi 😆
😆 😆
treat in dream :irked: kanjoo0oos
No,i not i let u ask questions to angie, :p
Udhar instead of bank card, makhi chooooss, :devil:
Lol. Thats kool! And did yu just unsubscribe from my blog? :doh:
Lol but how? Amani is far away in west? Ali you should jump really high to land in amani's place 😀
treat in dream :irked: kanjoo0oos
Dont be confused ram, he giving me money in dream and also i giving him treat in dream, :p
Lol but how? Amani is far away in west? Ali you should jump really high to land in amani's place 😀
Hatim tai ki rooh ko skoon ka saans na lane dena :irked:
😥 my uncle nt recnzd me, i understand u have short memory lost, but remember cute lil girl with barbie in her hand and u licked my ice cream cone every time dad buy me…
Your sward u sell it in auction, :p forgotten?? dont threat me i 'll tel aunt she 'll sort u by washing up plates
Yu guys are so hyper!!
Shshhhsh ram hatim tai uncle in bad mood!
:furious: u calld me this last time 😡
Wo mere uncle hain he dont mind if i disturbe him,:rolleyes:
Are you hatam tai uncle??
I am not ur uncle 😡 liar 😡 dont call me uncle again :sherlock:
:knight: let me teach u hw to respct eldr than u :knight: where is my sowrd :bomb: where is it *licking ice cream*
BTW!who was hatim tai? :left:
uncle :bomb: am i :furious: if some1 says yes……….. :knight:
he was known as most kind heartd man on earth in story books
Kind heart! You just made it up dont u? :irked: as far i think hatim tai word use for angery & strange n weird ppl's 🙄 tell me any story of him or i 'll ask my mum on phone tomorow. :whistle:
story I dnt knw :whistle: and yes u can ask ur mother (this time she will say DONT WASTE UR TIME DO UR STUDY :bomb:)
Lol
😆 😆
I know mum 'll say itni garmi hai ab tu sir na kha!! 😆 hot weather always annoye my mum she spend mostly in high temper, 🙄
wase garmi idhr bhi bhot hai :left: so plz……………. :bandit:
to meri baat maan lo na 😀
Enjoy be roasting, 😆
:hi: :hi: whats up here??
*************** :hat: :hat: FIRST ONE HEREEEE :hat: :hat: **********
@angel :hi: :hi: really u wana knw whats up :eyes: meet amani 😀
yeah i want 😀 who's Amani?
she is she 😆 she is frm pakistan nw studying in england
:whistle:
:doh: I was joking :left:
You said she is 😆 what :lol:?? :eyes:
:doh: :faint:
hmmmm……….. What to say now :left: idk :faint:
I enjoy doing 😆 😆
then it will b a women :whistle: leave it! Hws ur sclarship going?
Jugni?? :confused: I think its punjabi word nd i am not punjabi :sst:
Hey whats the meaning of 'Jugni' someone has asked me
I neither, but what u think meaning could be?
may be a man who is in love :love:
If it ws man it would 've call 'jugno' jugni sound something else i think
Its last year in uni for work training then,ravi chain he chain likhte hain,and scholarship cheque went in abrar ul huq's charity coz i owe him some money long time ago, 🙄 :p
:doh: :doh: nd what abt me and ur cnten uncle 😡 where is my card 😆
Hi Amani Nice 2 meet u then 😀 :up:
Hiya' Angie nice to meet u too, 😀 :yes:
Hey ali i ws totally forgotten abt canteen uncle, 🙄 i 'll send u box of chocolate, send me ur address afterward if ur dad beet u up for taking chocolate from girl, then i think u need to upload any other pic of ur's like these :bomb: :sst: :bomb: with question hey guy's i lost my face who am i? 😆 :p :p
Originally posted by Haidia2:
🙂 🙂
Lol
😆 yeah maybe ur face went like that,so are you sure u want treat from me?:p
hmmm………. Let me think :knight: yes i want party :hat: nd snd me that choclate 2 🙄
Leav your address then, what ever it 'll be my choice no choosing its might be worth 2RS OR maybe more then 1000s,no complaints allowed this is my treats role,deal?
hmmm………. Let me think :knight: yes i want party :hat: nd snd me that choclate 2 🙄
hmmmmmm 😆 how r u amani
ok, i hope u all do well ur exam like me. And slaam friends. . . .
What?is that is ur address? :devil: :devil: for god sake yaar its zakota jin dont tell me i 've been a friend of zakota for dat long!:left:
@amani adrss :devil: :devil:
I 'm good how are you cuttie?nice to meet you? :yes:
@maria hey welcome bck hw was ur exam?
my exams was very well and absolutely fine
Dinner time soon waiting & you?
what,s up now this time?
funny :irked: am i zkota :irked: I mean ask him :devil: he will tell u my adrss :whistle:
@maria whats doing now? @angel how many papers left?
No, i dont talk to strangers, 'm asking u….:eyes:
zkota is nt stranger :irked: he is one of ur relatives :troll:
Is he?ahhhh my missing uncle. :awww:
yes he is ur missing uncle :sherlock: nw give me treat 😀
😎 😎
:banana: :coffee: :drunk: :jester: there u go have some fruit,hot & cold drinks and party hat.:p n dessert :cheers:
I calling all my frnds for party :hat:
Hey i 'm not stingy :yikes: i send you lots of fruits drinks and hats too :eyes: for chocolate i asked u posting addres u never trust me now u lost the chance :whistle: why guys cant bring accesssies in party ali u never told me that u snatched friends things!!! :left: i better grab my hand bag tight :right:
In new page, :right: :hat:
Close fisted??:confused:
I 'm about to jump!!!:cry:
@angel, maria, kapil, ram and every1 who is listening get ready amani the stingy lady of the years 2000, 2001, 2002, 2008, 2009, 2010 nd 2011 is giving us party :hat: plz dnt bring ur money, mbile, wrst watch with u……… 😉
i knw hw much close fisted u are you cn hold ur bag tight :left:
Plz explain what this word close fisted mean??
:left:
I think its an idiom :left: who has tight grip (on money)
🙂
This what happen whn u does'nt complete the sentence,i ws thinking and thinking why ali said u close fisted and for what when i does nt hold anything of u n waiting for borrow money . 🙄 & i crazyly madly love money :devil: :bomb:
:sst: :bug: :bug:
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: @all told u b4 take a gr8 care of ur money when talking to her :ninja:
:p :p
Anybody here Give me Rs500 lone,touch wood he give u back doubled :left:
:p :p
Yeah keep ur blind faith on me, :bandit: he 'll pay loan back soon, 😎
:bandit:
Money money money ali go on plz give me some loan man!Be a kind hearted pakistani. 🙄 pakistani luggage taker on airport are better then u!last time i ask one of them uncle do u 've £50 change i need to pay tax he said my daughter 😀 take Rs200 u can giv me back when next time u arrive in pakistan, well i buy magnum and packet of nimko wid them, which was so deliciouse,:jester: :p
:doh: u are still here@all dont tell her i am here :left:
Dont be sad :awww: i 've da empty stick to give u you can stir ur tea wid it 💡 and a wrapper my pakistan's akhri nishani which i bought since now…:cry:
magnum :awww: u ate it all alone 😥
🙄
Its not that my emotions wid it,its just i dont clean my hand bag for long, :whistle:
u still hv that wrapper 😮 nd thanks 4 that stick 😮 mine pleasure :happy:
😆 :lol:its losi pan that u showed
hey I hv an idea 💡 make a frame of that wrapper and put it on ur side table
Party? Wow
You right i put in frame bt for dat i need frame though so if u plz! let me borrow RS200. :awww: promise i 'll buy from sale or find cheap offer nd i will give u ur change back……. :headbang:
Wow ram is there any party happening?? Why i nt invited 😥
@amani did u say some thing?? :whistle:
@ram ssshh dont talk about party or she penny pincher will snitch ur money :whistle:
maaf kro baba :p :p
Give me my Rs200!! :eyes:
:irked: ok i am giving u 2 coins bcz its friday :happy: jao ash kro 😀
Penny pincher! Who cares pennys??i like notes hmmmm magic fragrance of notes….. :devil: :love: No forgiveness give me my Rs200 other wise i 'll sue u…. :eyes:
Ram he giving you your coins back, 🙄 congrats 🙂 well i 'm still waiting for my Rs200 give me soon or i 'll charge u intrust! :insane:
oh my god 😮 just look at that saith dany wali she is charging intrust :faint:
*Interest 90% lol
:faint:
Ali wait u be real dizzy soon :ko:
Ram your numerology is good could u plz count how much ali due me Rs200 and 90% monthly charges?? :p
yes ram calculate HOW MUCH SHE DUE ME 200 she borrowed to buy magnum and 200 for frame :sherlock:
Hey cheeky! Mere karz dar how are you?i know i know u miss me so dont :left: :right: dont 😥 ali…. I am back :devil: :p
Ali lone money neva digest! :left:
Neva mean never in my slang language digest is digest i dont know what else we call, udhar ki money kabhi hazm nahi hota
Tuesday ko bhi mangte hu sharam karo :p ram still counting let him do then i 'll tell u the total by the way i forgot how much u owe me?? :whistle:
Ali lone money neva digest! :left:
let him continue his work or seedhi trah sa mary paisy wapis kro :bandit:
:hi: :hi: :hi: wow i missed a lot af comments. whats up here?
In new page…:hat:
Thankx god u are back :devil: nw where is my money :sherlock: (2day is money day 2)
what does 'neva digest' means? :left:
And i am going!
@angel see amani is nt giving me my money :sherlock:
@amani got u 😆 I hv very powerful stomach it can digest every thing 😀
Good job Amani :up: 😀 dont give the money back then u'll see how Ali would cry 😆 ;)@Ali :p :p
Thats call girls power hip hip!!Now man u started the money topic now give me :irked:
@amani she means give him his money or………. :knight: :doh: angel u are on my side :left:
😆 ok stop it. i found the solution. both of u Give ME the money 😀
:irked: in your dream! Money is always in my favor :devil: look in my hand i have big sign of it :yes:
Ali stop dreaming angie not on your side, 🙄 she is on my side aren't you angie? :left:
Hey angie dats politics when two partys are arguing third party take the benefits of it.impressive, :up: 😀 now ali give my money to angie she 'll pass it to me,:p
@angel so sweet u are giving me money 😀 thankx 🙂
@amani yes she is on ur side she is giving me my money that u owed
See see i told ya, she is on my side, now u do what angie said, money or life :knight: :irked:
@Amani of course i am on ur side :yes: who is Ali?? :D@Ali hey u man. u stole our money.l! give up or u'll be dead :faint: u are free to choose one :p
I choose this :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
:yikes: just look at this girl 😮 who is ali? :irked: ok then give me back my chocltes, candies :sherlock: no more talking with u :bandit:
@Ali 😆 😆 wooow im so crying now 😥 😥 plz Ali plz talk with me :Danyway thats ur choice, u chose DEATH :devil: :devil: may ur soul rest in peace :angel: :angel:
btw u didnt get any choclate or candy to me 😡 stop lying DEAD Guy :faint:
Bravo Good job angie! :up: 😀
how r u angel?
@angel really i didnt give u any choclate or candy :eyes: what about cream-rolls and turkish delight 🙄
@amani what bravo good job 😡 😡
@angel really i didnt give u any choclate or candy :eyes: what about cream-rolls and turkish delight 🙄
@amani what bravo good job 😡 😡
oh ladies xcuse me u took my money first for buying magnum and then for framing 😡
Haan can dead ppl talk? 😮 bravo to angie she killed the person who took my money :whistle:
@angel ok ok stop crying 🙄 no more angry with u :sherlock: but last time :bandit:
@Maria heeey :up: im fine tnx. how u doin?@Amani tnx :happy: btw i really like what u said about shory memory 😆 that was the Best answer :D@Dead one hey u! dont give back my words to me. obviously the crying one is no one but U :p and nope i dont remember at all i dont accept candies from dead ones or maybe zombies :scared: :p
What? are you killing the mise or rats?:eyes:
I suffering in short memory lost dunno what magnum and which frame :whistle:
:furious: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
hey no more xcuses just return me my things :bandit: *feeling like chairman of World Bank :sherlock:*
hey no more xcuses just return me my things :bandit: *feeling like chairman of World Bank :sherlock:*
enjoy ur fake feeling 😀 :sherlock:
oh helloooo lady :sherlock:
:queen: :queen:
ok ok i am back here 😀
Ohh really you are here 😀 😀 :Di didnt know dat, phool ly kr aon ya eggs n tomato's??
eggs tomato and onion :chef:
Shooo innocent buddy kut bhi happily khata hai 😆 kahan hote hu aaj kal?
i am here 😀 new mobile dhond rha ho lakin koi mari type ka mil he nhi rha isi lye online nhi hota.
Shell I advised u which one to buy honest i 've brilliant idea's 💡 i am also looking for new black berry thinking where to (steal) :devil: i do mobile selling in free times deliverys to pakistan but last time its lost in post :whistle: keerey paren jiss ne bhi lia hai :awww:
Tell me what kind u want touch screen or not and al most in what cost?
yes plz help me :yes: if you can 🙄 i have changed 10 mobiles in 2 months :zip:
i need a numeric keypad qwerty pad makes typing difficult and better connectivity for internet but most important thing is its software i used many phone i can not tell u what happened with their softwares in the end :whistle: :whistle: 😆
I have a idea 💡 this time buy that basic yellow builder's phone hard like a rock size like brick. 😆
nokia x2 is ok but it have some problems first it takes very much time to charge its battery and second it has 4 speakers and good sound quality but if you put thumb on its lower left speaker its sound becomes fooooooooooooooo all mucis coming from there 🙄 and n8 is good too but it is in touch i usually type while walking :whistle: :whistle: c3 has gr8 look but its key pad is not for my thumb tiny tiny buttons :nervous: sony x10 is not available here want my review on C5, x2-01, x6, E45, e65, e51 nd n70 🙂
Well if u want smart phone then why nt black berry and n8, c3, sony xpearia10 have good memory and software x2 is also good but it cant download many stuff let me know what u kind name brand u looking for i 'll give u price guide, hahaha
I have a idea 💡 this time buy that basic yellow builder's phone hard like a rock size like brick. 😆
nokia x2 is ok but it have some problems first it takes very much time to charge its battery and second it has 4 speakers and good sound quality but if you put thumb on its lower left speaker its sound becomes fooooooooooooooo all mucis coming from there 🙄 and n8 is good too but it is in touch i usually type while walking :whistle: :whistle: c3 has gr8 look but its key pad is not for my thumb tiny tiny buttons :nervous: sony x10 is not available here want my review on C5, x2-01, x6, E45, e65, e51 nd n70 🙂
I know thats why everytime u pop in to town shop keepers hide their branded stuff :whistle:
:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:then main issue is not buying phone it is buying which phone :worried:
No i am seriouse buddy need any new phone (not iphone) just ask i ll send u with receipt pay me when i come pak coz i am big hearted to friends :sherlock: :sherlock:
Well i told u the names which i used u already done their operation now i can advised u to buy pink one this time girly color u will nt use lot(on road) or any broke down bhi nahi karo gy :p
main to shirt bhi wo phanta ho jo dokandar wapis na kary 😀 😀
i think that old fashion desktop phone (lying on my office table) with tire shape dial is best 😀 if some how i can put my sim and read sms 😎
What sms then for good morning ten for afternoon ten for evening and 100s of good nite feel like good he good BUS nothing else LEFT in the world this is what happen to me when last yrs i went pakistan 😆 i think before taking a loo should be a sms good happy loo 😀
Zong started this firstlt they introduced 1000 daily sms package then ufone, mobilink, telenor…………. :faint: now zong has reduced sms to 500 daily and mobilink increased to 1200 :faint: sary network ki watt lag gai hai delivery report tak nhi aati itna network buzy hota hai :awww:
Yeah its take 2hrs everyday to calm my self i hate sms specially same kind everyday or ye awam ko good morning good evening good nite kis ne sekhaya? Ten yrs ago when i was there we cant even spell the word mobile!!! 🙄
But awam ka ye haal kis ne kia?
last year we were crazy 😆 😆 faraz peotry was in in sms or meri toooba jo hr 5 min bad mobile pa msg aaty thy :whistle:
Zong started this firstlt they introduced 1000 daily sms package then ufone, mobilink, telenor…………. :faint: now zong has reduced sms to 500 daily and mobilink increased to 1200 :faint: sary network ki watt lag gai hai delivery report tak nhi aati itna network buzy hota hai :awww:
last year we were crazy 😆 😆 faraz peotry was in in sms or meri toooba jo hr 5 min bad mobile pa msg aaty thy :whistle:
thanks god uk jany ka koi to faida hoya mobile k spelling to aaye :p :p
Kyon baki 22 tum du gy? Yep advertised this in ur all email's plz pal :devil:
Delivery report charge seperately uss ko na he aney du tu theek hai mein apni zong sim saath ly ai thi ab uss ki kya value hu gi if i sell? Rs72 balance bhi hai uss mein :whistle:
hahahahaha……….. you are too much 😆 😆 😆 start selling it from here ""Zong Sim With Rs. 72/- Balance in Just 50"" 50 main 50 main
I got advertisement contract :devil: I will charge 30% :sherlock:
Aye right wo RS 22 less. Wo Kon lay ga ? :irked: some how I bought blackberry curv 9300 today 🙄 it driving me crazy u were right key pad is mad and it don't have opera in it and not letting me download more then opera 6 mini any idea what to do ? :awww:
you can not install opera 11 bcz opera mini 6 is the latest browser for your phone :whistle: hmari qismat he asi hai jo set lo wo support nhi krta :worried: but i can help you :happy: throw this phone and buy a new one 🙄 ((am feeling jealous :troll:))
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 :D)))))hey amani you know one thing about your new phone(((((
Lol you jealous of this set ? Allah kisi ko free mein bhi na dy :left: don't. Tell me any more bad thing abt it I get worried soon :awww:
Now I had to suffer with this set for 18 months çoz I sign for monthly pay :whistle: yes this stupid opera11 ruined my two and half set x6 lucky I does insurance but third set is half working yet but insurance company said we pay ur money back but no more set 😥 if 11op is no good then why the message pop in to download new opera :confused: (what none sense)
blackberry is just waste of money it is for privacy onchy logo ki onchi batayian :sst:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: can I :p :p
I am not that onchey log DAT phone shop man was soooo clever he trap me and get signd .keerey paren gy ussey don't tease me Merey saath dhokha hua hai Merey saath dhokha hua hai Merey saath dhokha hua hai Merey saath dhokha hua hai :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit:
Oor mein tu chalti Hawa pe bhi shak karti hon koi kuch phonk raha hai :furious: don't tell me :awww:
I can help if you can claim its warranty :yes: :yes:
hahahaha……. told u before i hate qwerty pad and blackberry too 😆 😆 nd thanks for saving my money i was making my mind to buy blackberry 🙄 I am thinking about HTC now :whistle:
I had an idea i will do insurance of my phone as usual i will make false claim that i lost it :sst: after i get the new one i will sell the old hand set with that money i 'll buy new set how's dat :devil: i know i know i am too smart in planning 😎
Originally posted by Haidia2:
😆 😆 😆
SooOoo mean!! Lo HTC i know one thing abt it i wont tell u :whistle:
Where is that guy hero ahsan? I think he still reading phonochio's story, 😎
Where is that guy hero ahsan? I think he still reading phonochio's story, 😎
OooOh sad coz of my story or ur attitude??:cool:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
so want me to tell you whats wrong in your handset? :whistle:
he unsubscribed my page 😆 😆
They dont i 'm their nani at planning :troll:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
wOw what an idea :yes: I hope Scotland yards does not know about IMEI tracking system 🙄
NooOo :awww:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Soo00o0oo00oo00 sweat :drunk:
Haaaaaaa bey sharm ko sharm ni ai bachi ko tang krte lagani thi do haath se :left:
not bcz of us 😆 os ka angel sa phudda ho geya tha mane osy block kr diya tha 😉
:yikes: bachi?? wo bhi kam nhi hai 😆 read on page 15 & 16
All i understand there is halwa was cooked but ppl's forgot to eat, haha haha haha haha haha ye sarey jockey tumharey page mein kyon appear hote hain ,:rolleyes: and ahsan ws saying i want best friendship to u what is this english yaar? :p kara di na besti merey jesi english bol k :whistle:
ya namona sa murd main to nhi ho na :irked:
wasy hola hath rakho meri english bhi………….. :left:
"Namoney ko dekh kr Namona rang pakrta hai":D WO ajj bhi esi he english bolta hai aj subh mein ne kahin uss k comments dekhey thy kaho ussey angraiz ki olad ECDL kr Ly ya phir tu bhi hindi he bola kr i dont think usey urdu bhi ati hu :whistle:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Pta nhi khdr khdr sa main ya namonny dhond liya ho 🙄 (((((you are one of them…..)))))Originally posted by Haidia2:
isi baat pa to hum hans rhy thy or wo smji k ahsan urdu main kuch kha rha hai 😆 😆 😆
I thought mein itne time se kisi namona se baat kr rahi hon ye mard kahan se…… 🙄
sedhi trah khao na jelan sa sar phta ja rha hai :irked:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Phone use kiya tha to main kya kro :irked: :troll: :troll:
I have a head ache aik tu tum batein bohat krte hu :bomb: :bomb:
I will have a look ur pic remember if they not good i will throw eggs and tomato on you 😎
I have some pictures too 😀 I took them from my phone :p
Have you seen my scotland pic mein kal doodh lene gi after finish work way back home tu socha thora apne black berry ko use kr lon tumhaen jalany k liye :whistle: its 10min away from my house and also magic place my capture nt too good 🙄 but still i try my phone though kahin tu use karon 😀
I have not posted them yet :p :p :p kuch to hai or kuch upload kr rha ho just a min. :sherlock: ya to faida hai notebook ka 🙄
Dekha :troll: dekha :troll: kesa moh ban gya hai :troll: tumhara saarrroooo :p
Jab pic upload karo tu pak k bache bache ka krna cloths shoes shops roads gali's ech and everything i miss yaar :awww: or phir tumhare pass to netbook hai 😀
haan mane radio main ek larki ki tasveer dakhi thi :insane: wo khaye……… :yikes:
Mera naam lena kuch nahi kahen gy :headbang: you know i am well known over there 😎
main khdr bacho k pics leta phro ga log mujy pagal smajy gaye 😆
:yikes: :yikes: sachi muchi :no: :no: wo to kha rhy tha ki ya bhot khutrnaak qsim ki ppppaaaaaa gagaga leeeeeeeeee :rip: (mujy to phly he shek tha)
Lalalala nanananah
Pagal or mein? Nahi tu :sst: or mein paglon k saath pagal hon so tel me yeh blog kisi pagal ka hai ya…… :devil:
Tumhari jali batein sun k mein phir wahan gi same camera setting se pic li and you know i like you and i am toooooo good with friend thats why new three pic i tag on your name 🙂 well dont thank me ali :devil: :headbang: i know its too much excited for u :sherlock: (before u see the tags i 'm off) :left:
2+2=5 🙄
Mean 50+50=110 tum ne mere tags ko 110% like kya 😎 thanx my blind friend 😀 😆
Kisi na kuch kha kya?? :whistle:
Lalalanananaaahhii ssaaaaarrr………Pora kya kahon tum sun he nahi sakte 😆 😆 😆
yaar pta nhi ya kon hai :bandit:
Some one told me a weird thing about u bachoo i know that now :left:
hmmmmmmmmm……….. yes its true 🙄
Kasme :left: :no:
:yikes: sachi muchi :confused:
Koi :left: sun tu nahi raha na :right: mein khud abhi tak heran hon :eyes: k tum……… :left:
k main……. :confused:
Bta don in public tumhari aik best friend ne btaya mujhy :whistle: or na wo na do batein thin 🙄 aik chote wali or aik bare wali
:angel:
mujy os ka naam bta do main khud he bta data ho k kon si bari wali baat hai kon si choty wali 🙄
Name start wid 'A' or kahin kahin 'H' bhi hai 😎
Name start wid 'A' or kahin kahin 'H' bhi hai 😎
Mujhy ab sub pata hai bachoou ji :whistle:
kya pta hai :left:
"H" nhi hoga naam main 🙄
_gh
head 😀 big wali :left:
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Dosri baat bhi btano kya? :q :q
K tum roz amla and oil and egg yogurt lga lga apne hair set karte hu :q :q :q dosri baat bhi bta don ? 😀
:doh: mujy bara shoq hai sunnay ka k log mary bary main kya sochty hai main samja shyd meri khuaish pori ho rhi hai :left:
btaoo na kya baat hai :left:
kya chabli mari hai 😛 :p :p
Such bola hai chabli khud ba khud lag rahi hai :p :p
Kon se wali pehle btaon big or small 💡 do toss
kya?????????????????????????????????????????????
Btaooooooonn!! Are you sure?
😆 😆 nahi esi baat bhi nahi aaj aik insan ne mere inbox mein tumhari tareef ki mein itni khush hoi esey :bomb: :insane: :troll:
meri tarif or tumare inbox main :yikes:
New page :hat: :hat: haan aik boy ne kaha tha i respect ali jahan wo comments krta hai wahan mein bhi good comments krta hon :sherlock:
:doh: ab billion uchalney na pr jana wo tu allah maaf kare mein kuch na kuch jhoot bolti rehti k tum…. Insan hu :whistle:
Ab wo choti wali baat btaon kya? :devil:
Dosri baat thi k tum…..:worried: are you sure keh don 😎
Well mujhy tu kisi ne kaha ab tumhain khud he belive nahi k koi respect krta hai tumhari,hahahahawese mein khud bhi krti hon (honest nt kidding):):):)
jaldi sa btao :knight:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
mane to aaj tak aisa koi BOY note nhi kiya balkye aisy kafi hai jo odhr comment nhi karty jidhar main hota ho
Originally posted by Haidia2:
chlo bta do :faint:
Wo baat ye thi k tum bohat SssAaaaaRrrrooou Ho 😀 BORA laga kya?Koi baat nahi Sssaarroou Just Chill….:devil:
:irked: ya baat to har ksi ko pta hai 🙄
I know keep it up :up:
Koi mazy ki baat btao na :irked:
Rozy aney wale hain roz pikorey,samose khain gy kitna maza aye ga.hahaha
kekekekeke……. 😆 😆 bichary london waly pakory khany ko bhi tras jaty ho gaye :rip: aaj hmari traf shded grmai main badal aaye hoye hai sham ko aami ko khao ga pkoro ka 🙄
Is dfa to london main baseen ka kaal par gaye ga phr kr lena mazy 😛
nhi nhi london waly to sirf keery he khaty ho :p
Haan bhai oonchy log oonchy pakwan humara london tu phir esa he hai hum sirf expire date dekh kr khate hai chahey kitne keerey he kyon na hon :p :p :p
Nahi mein pakistan se ly kr ai thi last yrs agr abhi tk wo basen absen raha tu 🙄 london ka absen nahi leny hota in £££s i am gareeb student yaar :awww:
Unn mein low fat hota hai dats why ok tumhain kya pata healthy diet kya hoti hai 😀
Hahahaha auntie ne pikorey bnaye kya?
Originally posted by Haidia2:
agr aalo ziyda dalo to high fat bhi aa jata hai 🙄
((( :irked: jhooty bnaye hai olta kha hai k jhooty khany k dil nhi kr rha :irked:))) Nhi wo badal chaly gaye hai na is lye :sst:
allah kry ga sary gal gaye gay :irked:
Haaaan ab tumhari chalti kahan hai wo badal ab yahan a gaye hain soch rahi hon samose fry kr lon 🙄
Boil tu nahi kr rahi k gal jayen gy :left: Sssssrrr :devil:
OK black ho gaye ga 😆 😆
Moh band tum ne kya socha smosa dy don giNa Nah Bachooo……….Bin mein dal don pr share na karon :whistle:
han to tumary sa or omeed kya hai :irked:
Hum sub umeed se hain!haha pakistan dekha tha yahan jeo charge monthly bill Rs3000 :left: mein tu Rs5 bhi na don kisi ko :whistle:
Assi tusi same same coz its sunday :yes: ab zyada dant na nikalo keep praying allah ali ke proos se aaj samose ki plate a jaye 🙄
aaj tak to aisa pori duniya main nhi hoya hoya ho ga 🙄 dakhty hai :whistle:
aa jaye gaye aaj sham tak samooooosayeeeeeeeeee :chef:
Hai mera shoonu paalu cutei friend smose k liye angry hu gya!! Chalo g dua krte hain ali k pross se aj samoson ki plate a jaye (ameen sum ameen) :p :p :p
Hahaha aye gi aye gi keep praying! Welon ki dua jaldi kabool hoti hai. 😀
to Youtube pa dakh liya karo 😛
chlo knjos welay student 🙄
Assi tusi same same coz its sunday :yes: ab zyada dant na nikalo keep praying allah ali ke proos se aaj samose ki plate a jaye 🙄
Kanjos Kanjos Kanjos kanjos
Itna khoof nak moh bnao gy tu sham tk proosion ne zror bhag jana hai.dua jari rakho. Wo aney wale hain 😎
Bs to Phar amani na kha diya aaye gi to aaye gai :yes:
Hahaha itne welay ni k geo k liye you tube pr jayen mein kanjoos ni g mein student hon :devil:
Mein kal sham music evening mein gi thi singer gir gya tha .LMAO jab crowed me kisi ne scream kia wo singer bichara sudden noise pr dar gya.hahaha
😆 😆 kon tha wo chbal singer 😆 😆 😆
or crowd main 10 15 log thy jo singer tak awaz ponch gai thi :left:
HERE THEY ARE
😆 😆 :ko: :ko: mere Moh mein. Pani a gya chal Ali ab hamari duayen bhi kbool hone lagi I got a idea 💡 let's think. Another business mein dua wali ban jati hon :whistle: tum star reader :left: Ali baba k tukey amani K andazy 😀 😀
Woh singer sharry Mann tha yaar anmulle song wala or koi dance group thy 2,3 ludhyana punjab se they he star song in slow motion came down from stage gave one girl his leather bracelet she happyily screem and jump and her frinds Too his mike fall same Time song starts on stereo gosh ppls laugh out loud its looked so funny I think he pretend Fall hahahaha kisi ne zror video bnai hu gi while I was founding video option buttons on BB 🙄
dfa kro aisy gandy set ko dustbin main phank do 🙄 ((Or mujy lazmi btana k dustbin khdar phanki hai :left: ))
Originally posted by Haidia2:
mjy to ya sun k hansi aai thi 😆
Originally posted by Haidia2:
mane suna hai london main mineral water ki bari maang hai 😉
Hahahaha mujhy pata hai kawwey ki tarah Nazar rakhi hui. Hai kisi ne 🙄
Nhi g kway ki trah to nhi rakhi hoi khar :p :p
Hass lo hass lo sarrrooOuuU :whistle:
Hahahaha
🙄
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahahah
tumary sa kon free ho rha hai :troll:
:irked: moh band zyada free hone ki zarorat nahi hai.
Hahahahahahahaha tum bhi apne ap mein aik namona ho :D:D
tumary sa kon free ho rha hai :troll:
tum ya jo bar bar hans rhi ho na is pa :left:
Wo meney na mene singer ko girte dekha tha.hahahahaha
amani mujy kuch kuch shak ho rha hai :left:
acha acha wo singer jb tumain video record karna nhi aa rha tha 😆
Kesa shak? :sst:
main namoona lagta ho :left:
:whistle:
main namoona lagta ho :left:
Let me see again 😎
Originally posted by Haidia2:
namoona ho ga………………… 🙄
Yeah i was waiting for second opinion you also think na? K sssaarroouu aik namoona bhi hai :D:p :p
Kal main ek bara ho geya tha 😀
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Kya??? :confused:
😡 😡 Damnnnnnnnnnnnn KAL MERI SALGIRA THI :irked:
Saarrroouu pan and namoona pan krne 😀
Aaj kya phir asliyat pr a gy hu? :whistle:
Wish what? belated happy fathers day 😀 😀
goli maro :irked: meri ek friend thi kal wo 10 months bad online aai thi mujy wish karny 🙄
You stupid kameeny idiot btaya kyon nahi kal sari duniya ki altu faltu marta hai insanon wali baat nahi kr skta tha i like birthdays :left:
Happy birthday to you :hat: :hat: happy birthday to you :hat: happy birthday dear ali :drunk: :wizard: :drunk: happy birthday to you :jester: hip hip hurrey :hat: :hat:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
Ya main Farsi main bol rha tha :irked:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
Ya main Farsi main bol rha tha :irked:
Hahahahaha chalo bijli ne tumhara dil rakh lia otherwise hurt hote k koi ghass bhi nahi dal raha.Kitne saaaallooonn k hu gy ho? 😀
Oh its magic number why you sad feedar yaad a raha hai kya? ::D
Mera masoom sa brain ko kya pata i thought kal aik he syani baat ki thi khud ko namoona kaha tu bari baat ki na :D:Dacha btao koi party ki ya kisi ne moh bhi nahi lgya?hahaha
21 :awww:
21 is magic number? How?
idhr 8 bjy light jati hai or 10 bjy aati hai kis mou lagta :irked: olta divaar main ja k lagta 😆
21 :awww:
You can learn and teach international driving ,u can marry, agr gore hote tu you can buy alcohol gorey love 21st Bday 😀
hahahaha……. In Pakistan u can 18 yrs old can marry 😆 or alcohol to 12 saal ka bacha bhi la sakta hai 🙄 or rhi baat driving ki to mane khud 7 saal ki bachi ko driving karty dakha hai wo khari ho k gari chla rhi thi break ya accelerator pa paon rakhny k lye wo nechy bath jati thi :faint:
Well mein ne insano ki baat ki hai wo time pr sub krte hai :DOR bachou 12yrs mein drink touba touba touba :whistle:
tu 21 main halal hai kya :yikes:
Whats going on here? Hey
Hey ram 😀 how are you?
Hey ram 😀 how are you?
Hey ram good to see you 😀
Is anybody miss me here say now çoz I am vEeEerrryyyy busy at reading missing you comments :whistle:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
I misssssssssssed you very much :doh: ((ya phr khdr sa aa gai :irked:))
I am going and leaving this page for ever or tum mere marra houa Moh bhi na dekhna huh:irked:
New page :hat: mein tu ab yahan bethon gi :hat: :whistle:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :insane: some1 will help me please :left:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
main to phool leny ja rha tha :sst:
Hahahhaha abhi tak phool nahi aye basant Ka wait kr rahe hu ya kisi ki mehndi party Ka free left over collect krne k liye :irked: :bandit:
aa jaye gay aa jaye gay :sherlock: itni jaldi bhi kiya hai :p
Lu just name the devil here he come mein thori pehle online tum nahi thy or suddenly appear hu gh kese hu saarruu?:D
Hahahaha hand fan is better then ac yaar I miss hot sun :awww:
aaj to such mucj ka sarra hoya ho :irked: main ghar aaya AC on kiya or light…… :bandit:
Jab ao gy sarey showk mathey hu jayen gy 'mathey' multani word my friend use 🙄
Kash Kash main baj sakta UK :furious:
Kash Kash main baj sakta UK :furious:
I am from Multan too 🙄
Really!!! Wow you eat sohan halwa everyday and multani mitti ?:whistle:
Sohan halwa :yes: Originally posted by Haidia2:
😛
Mein ne suna hai wahan log multani mitti khate hain or face mask k liye bhi use krte hain…:left:
Koi achi baat btao multan ki :bandit:
Bari achi baat btai iss se accha travel guide kabhi na suna na suna again hahaha 😎
Not funny :irked:
I think it was 😆 😆
multan main itni garmi hoti hai k har waqt sar sa shooorby bhaty rahty hai or agr dhoop main ziyda ghomo to garmi dany bhi nikal aaty hai :happy:
aksar LARKIYA lga lati hai mou pa 😮 (agr koi tumary jesa bhar sa aa jaye to kha bhi leti hai :P)
thank u :happy: thank u :sherlock: so when you are visiting multan :yes: (mujy phaly bta do taky main phly he chup jao :right: )
Hahahaha SssAaarrrOooUuu wo tu mujhy pehle se pata hai jb address nahi dia tha or wese bhi mene suna hai multani don't like visitors 😆
adress to mane is lye nhi diya tha k :left: or apny kano ka ilag krvao :whistle:
Iss liye nahi dia k kahin such much a na jaon pr mein bhi itni weli ni k itnAaaAAaaa Dooooooor multan aon 🙄 wese aon kia ? 😀
Kese jaan nikal gi hai bachoo ab tu mein pakka aon gi if I found multan on pakistas map 🙄 tumlog hu kahan hazara division punjab sindh or bloch? I forgot what I read in school :sst:
haan haan aa jao na 🙂 main wase bhi multan sa bhar ho 🙄
Tu multan kon SA koi meri nani Ka ghar hai k kuch pata hu but I think ye sindh mein hai :left:
bhojo to janaye hum tum ko maanaye :devil: pta nhi kis na UK ka visa diya jisy itna nhi pta multan kidhr hai 🙄
Tu mian wali multan mein nahi kya?:faint:
Kyon itna backwards city hai k doctor bhi nahi phir zror sarhad mein hai kyon k multan ki siraki language and abotabad ki zuban milti julti hai ha na?:right:
Matlab mein theek hon :confused:
Siraki mein miki tiki bolte hain na or abotabad mein bhi esey bolte hai meri sis nims mbbs ki student hai jesa USS ki abotabad wali friends bolti hain wesa he multan k log bolte hain I heard from ata ul lah esa khelwi on TV wo bhi multan Ka hai na iss sub ko mila k socho tu multan sarhad mein hai ya jo bhi naya name hai USS mein hai :left:
kis angle sa :confused: or sarhad ab kpk ho geya hai :whistle:
idhr raat k 11 baj rhy hai or koi doctor bhi nhi mily ga 😆
multan main ''mian waliya'' lakin mian wali, main wali main hai
aata ullah to mianwali ka hai kameez teri khaliiiiiiiiiii 😆
duffer mianwali or multan alag alag jagha hai.
Haaaaa hai meri knowledge kitni poor hai :whistle:
In your dream multan Ka kya hai ajj sindh mein hai Ka blochistan mein dekha.nahi sarhad kese change hua :left: mein nahi kahon gi 🙄
Shukar hai pia walon k liye dua ki I never travel Pia :p :p
allah kry ab jb bhi pakistan aao PIA waly multan air port pa otar dain :whistle:
10 dfa likh k do k mer meri knowldge poor hai phr btao ga multan khdr hai :p
aisy log to hoty hai jin ki waja sa pia loss main hai :irked:
Jab hum loss mein hon gy matlab jab hamarey borey din ayen gy tu PIA mein travel kr Len gy :whistle:
or agar on dino main pia k rates barh gaye to 🙄
Multan aon gi tu dekh lon gi tu chal mein ai ko bhi or tumhain or diewoo ko bhi 🙄
Kabhi Daewoo and "tu chal mein ai" wali bus k rate same huye kia?:whistle:
haan to or multan sa peshawer main to chal main aai ka rate or daewoo ka ek terminal sa dosry tak ka same to hai 🙄 kabhi shakl dakhi ho to tumian pta ho :troll:
Tu chal main aai ko dakhna na os amin bath jana main osi ho ga 😀 escaping :left:
Kya tum conductor hu USS mein? :devil: or tum ne new page ly lia :irked:
conductor nhi ho juice supply krta ho :cheers: tumary liye khas riyat kr do ga 🙄
Hahahahaha mujhy shak tha tumhari ye sokhi khari pic dekh k :p tum ne kaha bus multan se peshawar jati hai that mean multan sindh. Mein nahi sarhad mein hai peshawar sarhad mein hai na :left:
Tum ne bibi kissy kaha :irked: Ab bta bhi do multan kidhar hai 🙄
:doh: rhany da bibi tu to Multan jidhr bhi hai thek hai :irked:
bibi hahahahaha……….. 😆 :pMultan Pakistan main hai :left:
Mein ne kon SA kaha jammu mein hai :whistle: Pakistan k kis kone mein hu ap log 😎 bibi hu gi tumhari saas :irked:
Hum os kony main hai :whistle: wo jo odhr hai :left: Or ab agr phr koi baat ki meri saas k bary main to……….. 😡
tumhari tang khenchna chor sakti hon tumhari saas ki nahi 🙄
Multan jese kone kone mein airport ban gy Kashmir mein nahi :bomb: *zulm* *zulm* Kashmir ko azad karo!:eyes:
or ab agar meri saas ka bary main koi baat ki to main osy bta do ga 😡
nhi nhi amani itna nhi jalty multan sa :p :p 😛
Jalon or multan se shakal dekhi hai uss ne 🙄 wese kya really wahan ki mitti se face…. :insane:
Jao btao saas ko!mein bhi kahon gi ussy …..Chal ni chal bari ai saas kahin ki :p :p 😀
haan to or humara multa pori duniya ki shkal chumka rha hai to os ki apni shkal kasi ho gai khud soch lo :sherlock:
main saas ko btany ki baat nhi kr rha main OSY bta bto ga….. OSY…. :left:
Pata hai kesi hu gi shakak garmi mein roasted :bomb: kabhi humara Kashmir dekha? 😎 hain dekhna tum ne :devil: log kehte hain mini England hai humara mirpur :whistle:
Kese btao gy? Kahin wohi tu nahi jis Ka mein ne sona hai mujhy zyada tu nahi pata pr kisi ne mujhy tumhari uss Ka naam btaya hai 😎
Originally posted by Haidia2:
itna chota hai mirpur :p khabi multan aa k dakhna maza aa jaye ga 💡
Originally posted by Haidia2:
ya wali film to sunao :right:
Oye mirpur kabhi khawab mein bhi dekha :irked: or multan mein kya free biscuit milte hain jo maza a jaye 🙄
Film nahi pora dramon wala naam hai uss ka wo bhi long serial wala :p :p
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Oyeeeee mujy kuch kuch shak ho rha hai :irked: btao na plzzzzz 😡
Originally posted by Haidia2:
haan suchi muchi last year jab sailab aaya tha to UN na free biscuit diye thy 😛 😛
Hamarey mir pur mein kabhi seelab nahi aya :p or itna saaf hai yEeEeeEEeeeee barey barey ghar or kabhi mitti bhi nahi ai unn mein tum bas biscuit mein khush raho :p :p
Hahahahaha tumhari woh or naam mein btaon chal a nahi btati. :whistle: or esa moh 🙄 bnao gy tu kabhi nahi :bandit:
Han tu bare he hai na kuch kuch :sst:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Kya Naam Hai :left: peeno hahahahahahaha…………….. 😆 😆 😆 😆
Kyon hai na drama queen naam? 😀 Peeeennooo
Originally posted by Haidia2:
:insane: Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :faint:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
haan bary he hai 🙄 KUCH KUCH 😆
Saaarruuoo tum aik bar mirpur ao tu sahi tum wahan k refugee na ban gy tu kehna :p :p
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Kya Naam Hai :left: peeno hahahahahahaha…………….. 😆 😆 😆 😆
ek dfa aa rhy thy lakin tab india pakistan ki tension chal rhi thi 🙄 phr jab program bnaya to zalzla aa geya :whistle:
Han ab sahi moh bnaya 😀 WO USS ka naam peeno hai na 😎 mein ne suna hai :whistle:
mane to ya naam zindgi main phali dfa suna hai 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Haidia2:
jaisy mujy to pta nhi hai k kitny baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary ghar hai odhr :p 😛 😛
Saaarruuoo tum aik bar mirpur ao tu sahi tum wahan k refugee na ban gy tu kehna :p :p
wase hai kon ya peeeeeeeno 😆 kidhr sa sun liya ya naam :left:
Hamarey ghar kam karti hai number don kya? :DMEIN ne ahsan k naam story likhi xolani nkosi ki pic comments mein watch out many ppl's like it ahsan famous hu gya
😆 😆 😆 😆 han bheeg du uss ko mein border pr ura mera matlab ghuma don gi :sst:
Idhr he jahan tum lambi lambi batein krte hu 🙄
mane aaj tak nhi suna ya naam 😀
Indo-pak border tu too far hain mirpur se wo tu udhar meri nani k ghar k samney hai :right: wese tumharey planning krne se itne manhoos hadsey hote hai tu tum na he ao tu theek hai *maaf karo baba* :p :p
peeno ko baj do phr :left: 😆
Haan peeno ka number hai don kya? :d ye opera id hai iss ki pic pe story likhy black african guy hai
kis ka no. do gai peno ka :left: or ya xolani kidhr mily gai?
Haan peeno ka number hai don kya? :d ye opera id hai iss ki pic pe story likhy black african guy hai
apny pass he rakho peeno ko :irked: pta nhi kon hai or mary sar kra rhi ho :left:
new page :p
ab na baat krna mare sa :irked: main ja rha ho…… :left:
HellOooooo mujhy miss kia na 😀 tum ne dua ki or mein safe ghar a gi :whistle:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
na :pTumain to mona na miss kiya tha :whistle:
Hahahahaha sahi parshan kia na uss ne itne logon mein pata kion wo hr kisi se mera number mangti hai .juma se kaho roz ussy ten mails Kare 😀
mujy to ya mon awahi lagta hai :left: yaad aaya WO :right:
isy ahsan ka no da do :left:
Per ye Mona shoro se mujhy tang kar rahi hai uSs wakt tu mein uss uncle ko janti bhi nahi thi id bhi old hai or bohat bakwas ha.:p :p
Kon thi ?kisi ne moh lagaya ya phir hang up on you?:cool:
Hahahahaha sahi ahsan tu dance Kare ga jab koi India se call aye gi 😀
wo phaly tv pa ek body spry ka ad aata tha os main ek lari baar baar apna no dati thi Left: mane call kr di thi os no. pa 😀
Hahahahaha moh ki khani pari phir tumhain Essa he hai jab zyada phonk phonk k kadam rakho 🙄
wo on k service centre ka no. Tha 😆 mjy kha rhy thy apna no da do hum rozana wake up call krain gaye :hat: lakin ya service sirf india k lye thi :sst:
main wase he subha oth jata ho on ki call ki zrorat he nhi thi :whistle:
Esey he dil behlao gy ab :p Coke studio ki koi album ai kya last I heard on internet was arif lohar afterwards mujhy kisi ne btaya he nahi how its going :awww:
mujy to cher hai coke studio sa :yuck: lakin is dfa ek bnda kmal ka hai wo dana ba dana wala :sing:
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 mere tu khushi se dant he nahi Ander hu rahe 😀
mera net thek ho jaye to main kaar do ga send 🙄 bhokhi :p
ab dua karo jaldi sa net thek ho jaye mujy ek page kholny main hafty lag jaty hai :whistle:
baat to thek hai kis ka pass itna time hai k wo TUMARY LIYE coke studio suny :whistle: khud he youtube pa sun lo :up:
Par its tooooo complicated to find out on YT about any Asian drama or programme itne mein tu banda borah hu jaye :alien: and unn ki website charge in dollars 😥 free. Download against the law hai yahan :bomb:
Wo last year ga kr gaya tha mein ne Pakistan se CD bhi li thi uss ki 😎 ab jiss se bhi pochti hon kuch naya aya jawab milta *hum itne waley ni* k tumharey liye coke studio ko sunte rahein :sst:
Kahin juma Khan ka koi msg tu nahi open kia :eyes: mein kal namaaz parhon gi tumhara net theek hu jaye allah Kare :right:
bara bura hal hai net kya :awww: pta nhi kitny arsy sa downloading nhi ki :faint:
or tum shyd wapis aa gai ho :irked: wo baat…….????
Kon si baat you know I have memory lost problem :bomb:
Woh wo jo tum poch rahe thy k eid kab hai mujhy nahi pata :eyes: shab mirag bhi hu gi kisi ne btaya he nahi eid Ka kese pata hu ga :sst:
wo jo main khud pta karny wala tha or tum kha rhi thi main khud he btao gai :left:
😡 yanio mujy khud he kuch karna pary ga :irked: phr ab rona na 😡
Phr kya irada hai? :irked:
Nooooo :awww:
Ab tu ahsan bhi tumhare saath saath hota hai ab tu zyada meri class lage gi na amani na moh band he rakho :left:
Bas phr olti ginti ginna shro kar do :irked:
main yani thek jagha geya tha 😀
Originally posted by Haidia2:
DONE :yes:
Or uss photo pe comment na karo uss ;S; ko urdu ati nahi or na tumhain hindi baat ko kuch se kuch samajh K chabli marne lagtey hu dono you batter avoid him
Acha bta don gi laken pehle promise karo belive karo gy or besti tu bilkul bhi nahi or ahsan k tu farishton ko bhi nahi btao gy or phir insano ki tarah guide karo gy kya karo :worried:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
DONE :yes:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
DONE :yes:
bhains mujay mar ??? yeh khuch ulta nai bol deya tumney ??
Meri apni fault thi id btai tumhain :irked: issy kehte hain a bhains mujhy mar :bomb:
Hahaha maybe shayed ghadha likhna tha :whistle:
hahahahah han yeh sai bola …. wesy yeh mosuf hain kon jin ka ziker pus-e-parda ker gain … :p
ID na bhi btati mjy esy he………. 🙄
kon yaad kr rha hai mjy subh subh dopar k sawa 9 bjy :irked:
wesy tu jungle cat ka freedom ager yeh enjoy ker sakain tu duniya ke khushkismat insan hon ge
Kuch nahi ali ki adat hai bina joke k baat nahi kr skta or bro ko urdu ki samajh nahi ati aik choti si baat pr itna hate kar rahe hain kal bro ne gali bhi di tu mein ne roka joke ka answer joke mein du but wo kehte hain i am bad boy or ye wo kar sakta hon ali tumhara friend hu ga not mine but ask him talk nicely ye un ki threat pr daant show karta hai unko or gusa a jata hai :worried:
Tumharey farishton ko bhi na pata hota wo tu meri larkion wali adat k secret nahi rakh saki :whistle: omree mein shahil bro ki baat kr rahi hon ye dono jungle cats ki tarah lar rahe hain baat koi khas nahi :doh:
yeh tu phir jungle cat na howe just street cat fight howi na….
Kuch nahi ali ki adat hai bina joke k baat nahi kr skta or bro ko urdu ki samajh nahi ati aik choti si baat pr itna hate kar rahe hain kal bro ne gali bhi di tu mein ne roka joke ka answer joke mein du but wo kehte hain i am bad boy or ye wo kar sakta hon ali tumhara friend hu ga not mine but ask him talk nicely ye un ki threat pr daant show karta hai unko or gusa a jata hai :worried:
Lol sorry mujhy samajh a jati agr do teen bar ghor se parti in first I thought kuch mushkal word bola :faint:
Mein phir ghom gi lafzon mein kahan likha hai pr likha bhi nahi :faint: I need *specs* 😎
i mean *sukki*, yar Dry ko kehtay hain punjabi mai
New page :hat:
means, ke aik karela uper say Neem chara hai, tab hi tu hi hello salam-e-evening morning se bi be-neyaaz hai …Per yar *sukki* party hi sai, new page jo hai
han gi ager thora gor say read kia hota tu wo bi khuch samaj aa jata jo kabi lika bi nai….
kero enjoy, ho jay party , bulay bulay new page …..
Hahahaha yeh aik *sarou* ka page hai do bond pani na dy aap party expect kr rahe hain 😀 ye wahid blog hai jahan mein nearly yrs se comments kr rahi hon or agla na kabhi hello na bye na how are you or na wo morning evening kuch bhi nahi pochta mujhy shak hai ali karelay bohat khata hai :left:
hahahaha yehi tu razz ki bat hai ke jo likha hai wo nai aur jo nai likha wo ….
App ne last mein kya kaha is it punjabi? :left:
Aap aag kal koi harrow story study kar rahe hu I have doubt :left:
Chalo zamaney k dard feel karne wale bhi bohat kam log hote hain that mean aap tu waley hu pr dil ko khuda ne job di hui hai never mind. *himmat_e_mardan madad_e_khuda* :p
nai kahir sooi parri qoom ki khidmat ki bi pukki nokkeri lugi hai….Allah mere Pakistan ki hifazat kere …… Dil weeran hai teri yaad hai tanhaai haizindgi darad ki bahon mai simat ayi hai
Ye tu kuch nahi agr aap kehte k election mein hu mein Darr jati aap ki halat pr koi business run kar rahe hu tu mein kehti meri humdardi aap k saath hai aap tu aik aam shehri ki pursakoon zindagi ji rahe hu wo bhi *weley* iss se lucky koi baat hai :p :p
hahaha..Dekho amani gi, no power no peace, no jobs, no education no governness …. Iss say zeyada drrowna aur kia hoga …. Abi bi open sky ke neechay "mungi" bechay alone sitaroon ki chaon mai app ke sath batcheed chal rai hai…. Hai na hyrat ki bat…lol
'welea' khan giyeh jo porey zamaney da dard mere jiger mai samaya hai iss ke sath koi kabi bi wehla nai ho sakta… Its kind ov continuess tension running in minds ….
Wah! Nice nite nite dear see you next time 🙂
Itny sary comment likh diye :irked: do dfa light gai thi comment pharty hoye :faint: main to wapda ko kuch kha bhi nhi sakta :ko:
Hahahahaha ohh god bless khawaja saab :whistle: Sirf halwa ka naam he liya hai or jaan nikal rahi hai :irked:
Hahahahaha ohh god bless khawaja saab :whistle: Sirf halwa ka naam he liya hai or jaan nikal rahi hai :irked:
bhooki kahin ki jab dakho multani halwa multani halwa :irked:
Hum Ko NIKAL kerr Khuch Khaa rahe thay app Mehfil mai es khyal say phir aa geya hon mai 😀
Yah multani hai omree :whistle: so khaney ki baatein bohat karta hai *halwa* type :p
Hahahahaha Kashmirs khate nahi peetey hain desi ghee kabhi dekha kya 😀
😆 do insaan baat. Kar rahe hon tu baat kidhar se kidhar nikal jati hai :whistle: or yeh esa moh na bnao :irked: omree ko welcome bolo :drunk:
Multani nhi Kashmiri bhot khaty hai balky thoorty hai :left|: 😆 😆 😆
Kabhi multan ka visit karna 😆 phr dakhty hai kon kitna dikarta hai 😛
han yar !!! Amani u are right i have seen it many times !!! mera aik friend hai Khawaja Raheel …. uff na poch Khawaja 1/2 litter desi ghee mere samje dukkar geya aik saans mai hi
aisy he aa gaye ho :irked: na koi biscuit na bottle kam iz kam ek toffee he la aaty :irked:
chalo welcome mai hi bol deta hon ….welcome jani
ohh yar !!! Amani tu shyed multani halwa ki bat ker rai thi !!!
nhi hum water proof cheezain use karty hai 🙄
Mein bhooki nahi hon 10,12 killo mangon 🙄 mein tu 2,3killo taste karne ka soch rahi thi :left:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
aisy he achi bhati ho 2 3 kilo :faint:
ohh yar !! itni tu germi hoti hai multan jo khtay ho respiration se nikal jata hoga …
Jaan to is lye nikal rhi hai khain ya na kha do k taste karny k liye 10 12 kilo…………… :left:
phir tu tum multan wale water-melon ka taste bi nai jante hoge .. hyna??
Hahahahaha 2,3 killo hu gi tumhari saas mein tu 50 something hon :whistle:
Nhi water melon to sgreen shell main band hota hai 😀
Kitni bar kaha hai har baat mein apni uss moti saas ko na laya karo mujhy kya wo 50±60 hu ya kuch or :irked:
haan 50 + 60 something :whistle:
ab agr baat ki na meri saas k bary main 😡
Hun bara aya saas wala 🙄
hain ??? yar yeh saas ka kia kisa hai ??
yaar smjao na isy ek he to meri saas hai ya har waqt os k peechy pari rahti hai :irked: pta nhi kon hai wo Allah ki bandi :angel:
😀
daant na nikalo isy samjao :irked: meri saas k pecha chor da :knight: ya phr mujy bhi os k ghar k adrss da :left:
chal yar ghusa na ker bhai !!!
tumain pta hai ghar k adrss :left:
han pata hai !!! per kion poch rahay ho tum ???
New Page :hat:
Mujhy shak hai subh mein Boli thi yahan new page tum ne mujhy delete kia cheater :irked: Or gussa khatam karo na ab mein nahi kisi ki bhabhi mein tu amani hon sirf :angel:
Mujhy shak hai subh mein Boli thi yahan new page tum ne mujhy delete kia cheater :irked: Or gussa khatam karo na ab mein nahi kisi ki bhabhi mein tu amani hon sirf :angel:
tum kab boli thi new page idhr :whistle: or main to dakh rha tha k ya red main kya likha hoya hai :angel:is trah ka bhi hota hai mazak bhla k insan bhabi ban gaye :irked:
Mein a gi online for ten mints meri aaj uni mein dehi ban gi 5.30 I leav from there pray pray for my test suna hai khuda bachon ki zaroor sunta hai kisi masjid mein dua krao na plz :insane: Bhabhi :p :p wo experience kar rahi thi future mein kese lage ga jab sab mujhy bhabhi bolen gy ahhh not bad bas wo dad ki gun na hoti or tum mere friend na hote tu ban jati mein bhabhi :right:
to ban jao na bhabi :irked: main zror aao ga tumain hospital dakhny :irked:
Han ao gy saath mein jeo wale hon gy ya ARY wale :left: wese British citizen hon BBC wale bhi a he jayen gy :sst: agr mujhy English yaad rahi tu :faint:
Han i know baat kar rahi hon lets see otherwise mein opera se pakki off hu gaon gi agr good friend hu ga koi tu meri and meri family wali baat ko understood karen gy :left:
ya Jo Halat hai naMuky Dar Hai Such Much Na Aisa Ho Jaye. Osy Dffa Door He Rakho To Acha Hai :left:
Ten years mein aik baar bhi nahi gi uss sale mein or tuharey liye jaon shakal dekhi hai apni 😎 Or wo jo saving ki hai tum ne patrol ki mein soch rahi thi :left: agr tum mere account mein rakh dete tu *aik k do* hu jayen gy passey soch lo idea bora nahi :nervous:
Wo tu garage walon ne utha k uss ki chtni bhi bna di hu gi :worried: yahan aik gareebon wali sale lagti hai car boot sale kaho tu wahan se koi na koi cycle :whistle:
ya nhi kar rhy or krain ga bhi nhi mare sa likhva lo (khair likh to mane diya hai wo bhi free main :rolleyes:)acha goli maro inko wo mane tum sa bus no. pocha tha kon si bus jati hai odhr :left:
Yani gari bach ki os main thory or paisy dalo gai or use main koi cycle la do gai mujy :left: not bad :yes:
haan main bhi koi bzank dhond rha tha saving rakhny k liye lakin bank waly khaty hai 10 saalo main aaj tak bank ki shkal nhi dakhi ab sikky rakhny aa gaye ho shkal dakhi hai apni 🙄
Hahahahaha mein bhi gi thi Pakistan bank mein 2lakh rakhy thy 😎 pori raat neend nahi ai thi agley din wapis maang liye :p meri friend ne kaha tha Pakistan ki railway and banks par yakeen na karna kabhi bhi band hu jayen :right: mein tu pillow k neechy rakh lon par wahan bank mein nahi :left:
jhooti hai wo tumari friend mane aaj tak ksi bank k band hony ki khbar nhi sunni :irked: or main aa rha ho tumary pillow ko…………. 🙄
Nahi wo 15yrs ago uss ne 20,000 rakhy thy jab itne salon k baad gi tu bank walon ne kaha bibi yahan aap ka dor dor tak naam nahi :p :p itne times mein itni branches change hui :left: ab koi bhi friend Pakistan jaye chila chila ka Pakistani banks ki tareef karti hai :whistle: Or mera pillow sirf Pakistan he passon wala hota hai yahan tu mein apne utility bills ya tax bill he rakhti hon :sst: I geTting late for glassgow plz akku ki or tumhari larai hai mujhy or dad ko na invove karo na plz Ali :left:
meri or akku ki kya…….??
Koi khas baat tu nahi thi main tu bas *sawab darain* hasal karne k liye comment karne chali ai shaheedon k blog main 😀
see how is shouting there in shout box :left:
tum bhi shamil ho shaheedoo main 😆
Nahi main zinda wapis a gi teen logon k khoon karne k bawagood main ghazi hon 😆 😆
Shout box :bug: let's see 😀
doob marooo ki english kya hoti hai :left:
wasy mona ko dakh k ya to pta chal geya hai gorry humari english sun k kya sochty ho gaye :left:
Drawn to death I guess :p ya phir doobing and marring 😀 ni pata
simple angrezoo ko shrem nhi aati is lye doob marny ki english he nhi bnai 🙄
Kehte hon gy asian's are too advance jo aaj tak hum nahi study kar sake they does 😀 Ya phir kehtey hon gy doob maroo :p :p
Nahi meri aik friend ko ati hai koi uss ko hello bhi bole lal rang hu jati hai "its embarrassing" uss ki favourite line hai din main 100 :left: nahi 500 bar bolti hai sab ko koi pass se walk bhi kar raha hu tu :faint: we sick of reply her no nothing is embarrassing its ok wo phir :furious: "yeah it is embarrassing" :faint:
aisy logo ki waja sa he dettol hato hath bik rha hai 😆 to tum har waqt osy btati rha karo na agr kabhi wo bolny bhol bhi jaye to osy kha kro its embarrassing :devil:
Ziyada sab yehi karte hain 😆 last time jab scholarship ceremony hui thi mike par professor nay kaha Jackie before you say "its embarrassing" mein bol deta hoon 😆 tum bas thankyou bol dena stage pe ja k phir professor ko Boli oh "its embarrassing" :faint:
Pakistan main aisy namoony kyou nhi milty :sst:
Pakistan main aisy namoony kyou nhi milty :sst:
http://songs6.funmaza.com/mp3s/cokestudio4/09-Ni%20Oothaan%20Waale%20-%20Attaullah%20Khan%20Esakhelvi%20%5BFunmaza.com%5D.mp3 Ya lo ash karo 🙂
hahahahha !!! fair lubdi phirain gi hani we susi-e jagddi rain … one ov famous Atta-Ulla song …
Originally posted by Haidia2:
mera or punjabi ka dor dor tak koi relation nhi hai :left:or os booty ko kya khao ab……… 🙄
😆 😆 😆
what is she saying now :irked: in shout box :confused:
Hote hain na thorey tumharey jese punjabi type 😀 meri aik gori friend tu toba tak sing se bhi hu ai 6month main esi punjabi seekh kar ai hai touba touba :p merey liye bhi translate kar deti hai if there's any need or wo jo uss ka boota type hubby :left: 2yrs hu gy shadi ko phir bhi gori ko ghoor ghoor k dekhta hai k really mein iss ne mujh se shadi ki or punjabi bhi bol Li :left: bara chilati hai wo oss bootey par 😀
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
thanks mane ya likhny ki kafi koshish ki thi lakin mujy kuch smj he nhi aai :left: amani kha rhi thi coke studio ka songs ka, mane socha kal shab-e-brat thi chlo kuch……. 😎
handle her byself !!!
nhi mona ko handle karny k sun k he mery dant nikal aaye hai :leftL: agr such much handle karna par geya to :zip:
😀
fit ? what u mean Ali ??
pta nhi mane bhi ad main dakha tha atta ullah ko 😀 or mane bachy khush karny ka contract thori la rakha hai :irked: aaj tak is ki kuch smj to aai nhi mujy 💡 isy agr josh k sath fit kra do to :devil:
Haan haan Ali naik kaam mein der kese go on man 😀
hahahah kia khoob kaha "Bachi ko" abb wo itni bi bachi nai yar !!! mujay tu bar bar sharmind kerne per tulli hai …
Fit means fit ;)aaj kal aa nhi rha online jasy he mily ga kha do ga mona is interested in "Global Warming" gai bhans pani main 😆
well, naik hi sai per zara khyal rakhna … yeh na ho naik kammai byezatti kerwa betho …
chao daant nikal ker hi handle kro … meri tu tubaa ke abb Mona say mutaka lagaon kabi
Ali atta ullah ne coke studio main gaya kab? I didn't fallow link yet or Mona hahahahaha she want you to have her in favorite and friends list 😀 BNA Lo na bachi ko 😀
Woh bhi par hindi main Kare gi Josh ko hindi nahi ati 😆
Hahahahaha kahin humhain Josh ko staney par uss ki baddua na lag jaye :left: Par Mona ko sambhalny ka sawab zaror mile ga 😀
Hahahahaha hindi English dono ka mixtre wo khud kar len gy 😆 or number bhi mil jaye ga kisi ka kisi ko 😆
phr comment kasy aaye ga oyyye I tary ko said na you me ko favourite why nhi?
phr mona ko adonis k sath fit karty hai 😆 dono ki kuch smaj nhi aati 😆
omreee bhai dakhty jao ab :rolleyes:main mona ki translation enlish main kar do ga tum josh ki hindi main 😆
😆 saath main Josh ka sorry she is in learing process 😆
Thank you sOooooo much yaar for song mein raat ko 3am tak 1000bar sunti rahi :p folk music touch my heart sOooo deeply and made me cry but relax 🙂 you are a star 😀 in all my friends I love you most thank you 😎 ((par song ki samjh phir bhi nahi ai)) :faint:
Omree ki bhi samajh nahi ati 😀 wo bhi punjabi ko punjabi main bolte hain 😆
:doh: mujy bhi smj nhi aai song ki lakin ya omree ko aai hai :left:
mujy to sirf ek lafz ki smaj aai hai "ni" os ka bhi matlab nhi pta 😆
yar !!! wesy ager mai psychology ka mahir hota tu Jumakhan per research zarur kerta .. lol
Aaj juma ne funny question pocha inbox main 😆 soch rahi hoon hason ya behosh hu jaon :faint: juma ki akal par 😀
hahahah !!! well jumakhan ki akaal aam tor per ghass hi charne gai hoti hai tu phir hunsana is the best option behosh ho jai tu jumakhan aur sher ho jay ga …. lol
😀 nahi main esa moka juma ko nahi don gi k wo over smart ban jaye :p
Ham bohat seedha sada iss liye hasi kehta hai ye umbrella wali pic change karo rishi kapoor lag raha hai 😆 kar di na *besti* uski sadgi ne 😀
seedha saadha sa banda lagta hai mujy to juma khan :left:
Soch rahi hon ab k tumhain 3D lay he don :irked:
acha picture main umbrella hai :yikes: mujy nhi tha pta 😆
Nahi itni keemti cheezain main gift nahi karti wo main khud reuse karon gi 😀
ksi na apna tooth brush phank diya ho ga gali main tum otha k la aai ho gai :left: kab aqeel aaye gai tumain?
Kaha tha na Spain se aik cheez lai thi abhi tak tumharey Daant he nikal rahe hain hairat se 😀
used brush tum use kro gai :left: :yuck: :yuck:
kab sa kha rhi ho 3D la do 3D la do :irked: ab la bhi do :sst:
So 🙄 hum Pakistani kuch bhi kabhi bhi kar sakte hain 😀
aisa kam to shyd ksi na Pakistan main bhi nhi kiya ho ga 🙄 kuch to seekho mary sa :bandit:
assalamu alaikum ;)me ne kesi ko disturb to nahi kia? 😎
chori ka brush, chi chi chi…..chori hi kerni thi tu koi achi cheez hoti …
kiya na amani abhi ksi tooth brush chori la aai thi :left: ab chupany bhag gai hai 😀
Lo btao brush se zyada important and achi cheez hai koi day main, 😆
Khan bhai ko pata hai main do chori kar k lai thi aik Khan bhai use kar rahe hain 😀
yar chori hi kerna tha tu kisi ka iphone chori kerti ke mera hi khuch bhala ho jata ….
Iphone main khud jahan dekhti hon talawat kar k dua karti hon allah yeh yahan bhool jaye 😆 :lol:My prayers are pending….. :sherlock:
acha humain jaga ka pta nhi tha :left: 3500 kitny din main mil gaye gay?
acha 😆 amani 😆 bbrush 😆 to 😆 tum 😆 chori 😆 kar 😆 aai 😆 tooth paste 😆 kis 😆 ka 😆 use 😆 karti 😆 ho :lol:or omree main ne ek site pa china k iphone dakha hai dual sim, dual battery, dual tourch, sirf 3500 ka :yes: persoo juma hai dono ksi masjid k samny………….. :left:
chalo phir abb du du bar talawat keya kro…… Aik mere ley bi …lol
Lo ab omree ko bhi apne group ma lay lia tum ne data darbar chaley jao 😀
yaar 3500 me dy donga ap log Q fikr krtay hain bara bhai jo hon :cool:leken suchi bat ye hy k iphone, 3500 agar na ho to guzara ho jata hy leken brush agar 2 din b na milay to….ther4 mani sis thanx 🙂
3500 ka yar na mar awin !!! lolper yeh masjid waja idea acha hai !!! jote churane ka hai ya joote khane ka ???
jhooty otahny nhi hai masjid k samny sufaid romal bicha k thori dar bhatna hai or khan bhai ka intzar karna hai 😆 :p
Khan bhai adatein merey wali he hain aik brush main khush hu k thank you kaha, :lol:Ali, Omree 3500 milen gy 😀 main pehle ginnon gi han sun lo dono
yar ali mera nai khyal masjid mai 3500 mere pas ur tumhare pass jama ho sakain….Wesy aik aur idea yeh hai ke mujay shuk nai pora yakeen hai amani ke pass iphone 4 hai …..tu itne paapher kion bailain …sidha amani ka hi utha lete hain ….
yaar ap log Q masjid k samnay bathnay ke baat kartay ho, ye mera wada hy k me dono ko alag alag 3500 day donga. Me waisay b darra bazaar se he guzarta hon 🙂 :)Q mani sis? 😆
amani ka phone otha to lain lakin agr is na phone ka bill pay karna hoya to……? :zip: lany k deny pa jaye gay :sst:or khan bhai humain 3500 na dena amani ka phone bill pay kar dena ya na ho hum phone pakray or compnay waly humain 😆
:no: :no: mani sis k ph: ka bill buhut zeyada hoga bhai me ghareeb banda hon, mera khyal hy k us k leay mujhy masjid k saamnay bethna hoga 😆 :lol:Qk ap dono ko to me darra bazar se jaali note denay wala tha, haha…
:no: :no: mani sis k ph: ka bill buhut zeyada hoga bhai me ghareeb banda hon, mera khyal hy k us k leay mujhy masjid k saamnay bethna hoga 😆 :lol:Qk ap dono ko to me darra bazar se jaali note denay wala tha, haha…
chl beta dhondo ab koi masjid jis k samny kapra bicha k teeno bhat jaye gay 😆
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
main to apny wallet main jagha bhi bna li thi :left:
yar LALA Bara mai tu her cheez milti hai … ager tum mujay AK-47 bi laa do tu khuch bat bun jae ..lol
yar Lala gun mil je tu yeh zardari ko tu shoot kron …. Yar phir minister water n power ko ….kiom ke na power hai na water ….burra hal hai
wo to me direct islamabad phoncha sakta hon coz i have permit of Ak-47 leken karna kia hy or konsi bat bun jaegi?
Mona ko btati hon *khon* *khon* *khon*:left: Zardari ko phir Birmingham bheeg dayen iss baar main apni sandal try karti hoon 😀
Chalo phir money rupee main collect karo sab mil k ((mujhy chor k)) :left: Main phir ££s main change karwa k Mr zardari se appeal karon gi mann gya tu theek warna :bomb: hum sab amrica shift hu jayen gy 😀
Joota or nishana sab tyar hai :troll: bas banda bheeg dain Or low ki worry na Karen unn baba g ko 1hr bhi nahi Bar main rakha tha or phir Khan bhai ka passa kab kaam aye ga hum itne passey se yeh kaam bilawal se bhi karwa len 😎
USA, wo kion bai ..?Sare jahan se acha hai Pakistan Hamara …Hum bulbulain hain iss ki yeh gulistan hamara (sorry Iqbal )
hahahah wese Amani 1 million Rupee bi khuch kum wealthy amount nai….Per hansi iss bat ki hai Ali baychara masjid ke jooton ke chaker se na nikal suka …per chalo thori improvement tu howi ke ab ki bar gari mai lift mil je gi …
wese ager amani tum yeh pisa sidha zardari ko bi offer kro tu mosuf yeh khud apne hathu se bi injam de sakte hain …. Bas ponds n dollar hone chaey …… Phir jota bi usska aur ser bi ussi ka, maza tu phir ay ke press confrence khud bulwae sath mai darama bi khud hi stage kre ……
Chalo jo jiss country rahe ga theek hai aap one million rupee rakh lena main one million pounds lay lon gi :DKhan bhai allah lok hain kuch bhi lay len gy Ali ko masjid tak gari main lift dy don gi 😆 😆
hahaha han yar ager 4 ich ki heel hai tu phir yeh risk leya ja sakta hai, tum abb apna nishana puka kerna suru kro, kion ke chance sirf aik hi milta hai baki tu phir kafi din law n enforcement ka guest bunnuna perta hai……
Nahi main nishani bna k rakhon gi k kabhi lia tha :left:Or Ali NE koi iphone ka case dekha hu ga app kya believe kar k kahin online order he na kar dena 😎
3500 ka ager iphone hai tu lugta hai apple dewalia hone wala hai …. Ager tumhare pass apple ke koi share stocks hain tu kal subha hi open market mai sale ker do ……. Kayamat ki nishani hai
Wo masoom issi main khush hu jaye ga :p Koi baat nahi Khan bhai k khatey main wo 3500 wala iphone dal den gy masjid or opera Ali k saath saath rahen gy don't forget to comment Ali omree 😎
dekho Amani mai kitna sada bunda hon ke wakie mai tu believe ker chuka tha, thx ke app ne meri ankhian khool din ….. per yar ho sakta hai 3500 Ponds bole hon Ali ne …. dekho mai kitan sada hon ke phir bi Ali per believe kerne ka koi na koi tareeka dhoond raha hon …
Originally posted by Haidia2:
nhi suchi muchi ka iphone hai 😀
hahahhaha !!! bas yar china ne abi tak Insaan nai bunaya werna duniya ki ki asi cheez nai jis ka replica na bunaya hon china ne ..
Oye ya zardari ka bary main kya kya bola ja rha hai 😡 or ya Water & power ka minister ko kon goli mar rha hai :ninja:
yaar omree Ali bhai theek kehta hay, dbl sim, dbl battery nd dbl torch wala iphone sirf 3500 me china made.Baqi aj kal wasay b joota maarna fashionable tareeqa discoverd ho gia hy, bus mani sis ap heel ko mazeed nokdaar bana do, kaam fit hy 🙂 wo waisay b Tharki hy bus ap un k saanay ja k bol dena k sir ap k leay 1 peghaam hy, wo khud apko dais p bula lay ga or phir day maar te saarhy chaar 😆 :yes:
main to khata ho joota bhi china ka la lo double heel wala :left:
nahi ali bhai joota single heel wala theek hy, double heel wala chubay ga nahi sahi tarah, mani sis bekaar me pakri jaigi :lo: kam azkum kam pora hona chaheay
Main nahi pakarnay wali :troll: Bas wo money collect Karen main shoe khud choose kar lon gi koi branded he hu ga 2,£3000 ka :nervous: Bad main hum museum main sell kar k hissa bna len gy or main shoe kuch days pehn k khush hu jaon gi 😀
mera 5% share ziyda ho ga q k plan mary blog main bna hai :sherlock:main to sab sa phly apny paisoo sa ek bariiiiiii sariiiiiii plate lo ga 😀
haan joota marny wali uk hai humari shamat aa jaye gai 😆 or mazy ki baat hai 3no hai bhi sarkari nokri waly :left: agr kabhi NAB ya FIA ki inquiry report khul gai to 😆 😆 😆
bhai kaam ho jaye to yahi mery leay sub se big amount hy, ap 3no janain or paisay janain.Acha mera kheyal hy k is topic ko closed kar detay hain, kahee muft me agency walay utha kar na le jaey yaar or gum shudda afrad ke list me 4 naam aur shamil ho jaengay 😆 😆
Ali bhai sarkari nokri ke elawa 1 elaqa ghair wala b hay, hahaha…
ya share lany k ilava kabhi koi or kam bhi kiya hai zindgi main? :left:
Mujhy nahi pata elaka ghair what :bandit: but 20% is mine main bol rahi hon han :left:
allah kary elaqa ghair pa 25% hard area allowance mil jaye 😎
ya share lany k ilava kabhi koi or kam bhi kiya hai zindgi main? :left:
phaly peechly to wapis kro 😡 abhi isi waqt :bandit:
Udha mangti hon do gy kya :nervous:
Wo tum NE maaf kiye thy angel,ram, sab witness hain :irked: Iss bar asli udhar do :p jaldi wapis karon gi 😎
2 witness la k aao phly :bandit: angel larki hai half witness :p
chalo aik witness mai bun jata hon per iss ki commission 40% ov actual amount ….
chal dekhtain hain per angel ka commission bi zeyada ho ga ager kooi mil bi geya tu……
paisy to mery he lagy ga na :left: angel ka sath ka koi witness lao :bandit:
nhi bhi ya nhi chaly ga 😎 angel half witnees hai half or la k aao 😀
40m persent ka saawal hai yar tu phuda na daal
Adhi witness tu Maria bhi hai :p Or ye girls half witness kab se huin :irked: tumhari yeh baat London black sisters organisations ko btaon London se Pakistan tak strike karwa den :insane: or omree app bhi ao dekha na Tao half witnesses wali baat main han han kar rahe hain 🙄
Tao??? Tao kia?Aur yar meri taraf se half ho ya full muj tu apni commission se matlab hai strick kerwa ka black sister ko dance kerwao ….i dont care
:yikes: black sisters ko dance wo sun k mar jayen :pAao dekha na Tao dekha urdu ka muhawra hai na bohat bar suna bol dia meaning nahi pata app khud he search out kar lo kahin na kahin fit hu ga :left:
angel to sary paisy lany ki baat kr rhi thi :left: mari mano to os ki 1/4 witness la lo :yes:
amani black sister ki jagha pussy cat dolls ko btana on ki jay ho pa kmal prformance thi 😎
humara bhi lakhar main pwr house hai 100% of full pay hai lakin odhr punjab k log dakhty he goli mar……… :zip:
mani sis hard area allownce waqi humay milta hy 30% of basic pay, leken me jes site p hon ye hard area nahi hy. Dosray lafzon me isko goli allownce kehtay hain, han mani sis to phir bismillah ajao hard area me nd get 30% :)ali bhai parsoo baluchistan me uch k muqam p hamaray 5 aadmi shaheed ho gaey hain :worried: purchase k leay sarkari gari me ja rahay thay remot controle bom se gari ko uraa dia :worried:
Ohh Allah khair kere yeh kia ap log goli, blast and moot ki batain ker rehe hon …Allah bchay inn baton se …Allah Allah kro bhaioo ……
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yar yeh new page ka kia fulsafa hai???
g har koi aap ki trah islamabad main nhi bhata :sst: wasy mjy pta nhi aap ki btao sa lgta hai k isb k hai ya karachi k may b lahore :left: hum aisy he mahool main kam karty hai 😎 at melting tempratutre :bandit: jab main ghr sa nikalta ho to sar pa kafn bandh k naklta ho :sherlock: wah wah ky dialog mary hai mane :happy:
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new page :hat:
It seems to be some "town's Day" here – they are blowing up petards and shouting on the square.Though it's fucking MIDNIGHT now! They are a law unto themselves – in Russia. The populace are mostly slaves here; those who upped in power, are the same slaves but worse – they are slaves having obtained power to be a law – without limits.Slaves are a danger. When they pretend to be a nation. 😦
You cheat Ali for new page :irked::hi: Josh :)Lo Ali a gya tera iklota chamcha yahan tum zror issy bola kar laye hu gy k main pagal hu k bhag jaon :left:
I was asking Ali why he driving me mad all day I was looking for him but every time I log in he goes off all day he comments his blog never contact me I needs to tell him something important 🙂 sorry for any mis understand Josh
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Even Google Translate can't cope with it. :hm:
Ali'll answer when he gets not busy.
ali congrat 4 new page :up: :lol:yes josh ali'll answer u nd translate this1 4u but u'll found the same meaning as explain amani ;)Q amani g? 🙂
heeeey josh 😀 (sorry means Hi, Josh)how's your health now? are you taking medicines daily?Originally posted by JoshL:
very busy now a days :sst: have lots of work :faint: i am trying to computerize all data of my office or atleast my files :ko:
Main angraizon main rah rah kar engrezi achi bolti hon 😀 😀 :DOr tum kal eid mubarak bol k bye bye kr k gye thy :irked: aaj phir nazal hu gy 🙄 Zror meri dosti kheench lai tumhain 😎
Originally posted by Haidia2:
Originally posted by JoshL:
don't mind she had a hole in her head >> :faint: <<
main urduyooo main rah k english main naam likh leta ho ya bhi avrest sar karny k brabar hai 😀 😀 main ab lunch karny k lye bahta tha socha mails he check kar lo 🙄
wo jab main khana kha rha tha to bar bar ek makhi tang kar rhi thi os sa yaad aaya chlo mails he……… :whistle:
😆 😆 lannat hai tumhari song collection per
Makhi ban k he sahi main Pakistan chali gi 😀 😀
Matlab tum khatey peetey bethtey mujhy miSs kia or online a gye thank you thank you itni zyada izzat afZai ka :sst:
hadika kiyani ko khaty hai new song gaye main aawa gai makhiya ban k :left:
excuse me, yahan ksi ne angie ko dakha ha? :worried:
Excuse me ka matlab kya? :left:
jo pocha ha os ka jwb to do, angie ko dakha ha? :irked:
Ага – зачипись фсё панятна 😆
ajg tpj mad wpj ga tk te qk hajm txm 😆 😆 😆 😆
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
Roz sham ko dekhti hon humari gali k tandoor pe roti lagwaney ati hai 😆 😆
Originally posted by JoshL:
I join you in laughing 😆
peche comp ki pin khrb ho gi phr 😀
ose hona bhi wahin chahye :yes:
I'm off here.
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
mujy pta hai wo kidhr hai 😀 mujy btaya tha os na
zror os ka result ane wala ho ga 😀 bechari . . . . 😆 😆
She went Some where hot for holidays *waday log waday plan* :right:
nhi wo gai hoi hai khaiye
hello every body 🙂
Hello Khan bhai 🙂 Ali wo blog delete kyon kia :whistle:
ali ne konsa blog delete kia hy? :worried:
acha ma phr ja rha ho os k blog pa pochne 🙄 name ganda ha par achi ha 😀 😀
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
Ali ne kal aik blog bnaya tha blog ka name tha "let's smile" 🙂 🙂 🙂 Main itni shock hui k comment main sirf *faint* :faint: :faint: bol k a gi ajj wo delete hu gya 😀
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
thank you :yes:
tumhare pas cell phone knsa ha? 🙄 amani
yar Ahsan !!! jese Amani her aik ki pocket money dhodti phirti hai mujay yakeen hai Nokia-3310 hi hoga …. old is gold kind ov .. 😀
aray mani sis "let's smile" to delete karna he karna tha, Qk in ko jaldi ihsaas hoa k mery computer or cell fon me to smiley icon hy he nahi, hahaha….har waqt serious jo rehta hy
hahahaah han tu yar net tu pak mai bi abb bhot fast hai, aur khuch ho na ho yeh shytani kamu mai pak duniya mai kisi se kum nai…(chalo aj yeh tu pata chala u have nokia1200 😀 )
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
zror khud new liya hai btany k liye poocha :left:Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
main yeh btaon humarey han nokia 1200 par bhi net connection hu gata hai 😀
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haan to kon poch rha tha k mary pass kon sa set hai
😀
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
bas allah ki den hai khuda jab deta hai tu chappar phar k deta hai 😀 jalen mat :p
ali k pas or x2 😆 ye mou or masoor ki daal 😀
Opera par bare posh posh log hain 😀
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chal yartum bi btao do ke 1100 hai..
Dubbi phone mai bas aik hi model ata hai…Do dubbe tin ke …. Aur aik string …. Na network ka tantta na bill and recharge na operator's customer support ki chak chak …. Aur na hi address book delete hone ka masla …Its kinda hot-line ….
Nahi wo ameer hai he love nokia x2 :whistle: onchay log onchi choice :p
X2 :wizard: :drunk: :hat: new page … Lets party ….
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oh yar tum log phir bi ache ho itne khas cell phone ruke hain aik mai hon…. Dubbi phone per hi kam chala raha hon …
New page! :hat: Boooooooo Ali
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
kon sa modal :left:
500 🙄 itny k to main apny peon ko biscuit khalata ho ROZ 🙄
han tu peon ko hi de dena per Mr Line man …mera kam kerwa do …lolamani meri sifarish ker do pls ..yeh abb office bun geya hai …. Aankhain mathe per rakh li hain ali ne …aik chota sa kam kia bola …
500 le lo Ali aur koi puka kam kro … Aur kisi ko btana bi nai …. 😉
mere ke anami ke pass, kis se pocha hai yar …
Lanat hai pore Pakistan ki wapda par :whistle:
damn 😡 main khud wapda main ho :irked:
5 bjy sa light nhi hai mera set bhi baar wapda walo ko galiya da rha hai or ek main ho chup kr k para ho :zip:
500 🙄 itny k to main apny peon ko biscuit khalata ho ROZ
tumhare pas knsa set ha? :worried:
ohhh tum bi wapda ke line man ho…. Yar hamari light ka khuch kro yeh roz roz ki load shedding se kese chutkara ho sakta hai
Kion chori karwani hai kya? :irked:
chup kion jani, rolla dalo … Chup bethne se problems ka koi hul nai nikalta …. Bolo ke Imran Khan kudam bharao ke hum tumhare sath hain …Inkalabbb …..inkalabbb …
nhi main wapda main to nhi ho :troll: main to wapda ki compny pepco main ho 😀
ab mujy clerk na khao :irked: hakmoot na hmary scale revise kar k humain badshah sa shanshah bna diya hai
ohh yar mind na ker … Jese clarck badsha hota hai issi tara line man vi king hota hai … Tu awain mind ker raha hai….
O ho omree app ne abhi sirf biscuits price di hai saath main tea cost bhi dy den kuch na kuch bta den :p uss ne inbox main adhi haan bol di hai :left: ab open main tu ye baat nahi bol sakta 😎
Nahi tu na sahi omree k liye sifarish ki bijaye dua kar don gi rozon main :p Tunhari hakoomat main kiss ne sifarish ki new post ki? 😀
ab mujy clerk na khao :irked: hakmoot na hmary scale revise kar k humain badshah sa shanshah bna diya hai
yar tea kia mai tu coffee cup ka per bi razi hon …. Bas kam puka hona chae ..
Kis ne sifaarish ki 😀
wo tumain kha rha hai sifarish karny ka :p wasy to main ksi ki sifarish manta he nhi ho amani ki to bilkul nhi mano ga :yes: :yes:
What 😡 main LM nazar aa rha ho :irked: or jis trah ya cadre k naam yaad kar rakhy hai mujy shak ho rha hai k tum bhi khai………. 🙄
main multan ka ho hakoomat bhi
Tu phir omree ki sun lo na best wishes milen gi omree ki pori opera friends list ki :p
han pori friend list wo bi koi 400 ya 500 friends ki duwain…
Hahahahahaha ab wo naa nahi Kare ga dekhna app 😀
main line man thora ho jo omree ka masla slv kr do :irked: chl yar omree kya yaad kary ga ja aaj sa khob ac chla 20 pa or bjli ka bill na pay krna :yes: main kr do ga sari stting 😉
Meri koi guarantee nahi omree agr Ali k kehne par 20pr AC lgaya :left: bills app do gy :pOr main thing electricity hu gi tu on karo gy :p
nhi yar omree is ki baat na sunao 20 par ac chlao sary ghar ki lights subha sham on rakho 😀 main bhi aisy he karta ho 😎
tu chup kar yaar osy garmi tang kar rhi ho gai
or phr har mah baad meter change karwa leta ha 😀
hahahahaohhh yar kaka, power hogi tu AC chalr ga na, chal meri jan Shehensha koi puka kam ker de ke power bi na jae or bill bi na aai… ;)(kia bat hai amani wo tu wakie man geya hai)
chlo main power ka koi bandobast karta ho lakin phly promise kr jitny dar bjli ho gai ac 20 pa chlao ga balky off he na karna ac :up:
20 kia JANI mai tu 18 per chalon ga !!!
tu bas jam k chlao ac
hahahha …Yar hum tu wo bi saf nai kerte, jan filter khatam hota hai hum AC hi replace kerwa dete hain per bill bhot ata hai abb tum ne hosla deya hai aur bill bi nai aay ga tu lawn mai bi aik ac lugwa longa ….aur aik apne birds cage mai bi …aur aik galli mai ke ghuzarte musafir bi afaada ker sakain..Per je bill aya kaka … Teri kahir nai, sare makhdoom mere wakif multan de, makhdom PM, makhdoom shah mehmood, makhdom javed hashmi ..makhdoon wo jera Jhung ka hai ki name na uss ka …han Makhdoom Faisal saleh Hayat…. Per tumhare ley tu nika makhdoom Abdul Qadir Galanai hi kafi hai….
ohhh yar jam ke chalaya hai, but phir 2 PM light chali gai…. 2 se 3 mai phir defreez ho geya …ki faida tera yar … Aur han ager jam ke chalane ke baad bill aa geya na, tu ali terri shikayat mai ne sidha wade Makhdoom shb se ker deni hai…
humary ghar to ac sirf filter saaf karny k lye band hota hai :left: phr bhi bank waly khaty hai itna sa bill to hum khud he pay kr da gay aap ko aany ki zrorat nhi hai 😀
hahahah !!!! nai yar mera tu kam ho geya Amani ki sifarish per hi, mai tu chala new AC purchase kerne bill jo nai aana …. yeh na ho ke bill bi na aay aur bijli bi .. tan hi tu Ali ko zara makhdoom shab ka name le ker dara daha hon .. 😀
ohh…ho..ho..ho…itnay saaray ac or set point b 20? Wah bi wah.Yaar omree me ne jo socha hy acha he socha hy, hey kaan idhar…mera kheyal tum b mery sath ho jao.Baat ye hy k me to ja raha hon ali k office ko join karnay. 500 to dega chaaye k leay, 50 ke chaaye peaengay baqi bachat, tankhwa is k elawa, or ac k mazzay alag, me to gia lahore :pingu:mani sis 25% mat mangna haan :worried:
chlo phr da mar sary char :cheers: :cheers:
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new page … ali ho je phir bhangrra iss bat per.. :wizard: :drunk: :hat: :drunk: :wizard: :drunk:
😀
sare brand ka aik aik … totall 18 new one !!! bass ajj ke bill aya tu ya mai nai ya phir tum nai .. 😆
kon sa ac liya hai? :left:
one
😆 😆
Roza ki niyaat karnay se pehle pehle rishwat lene or dene wala mera hissa dy du mujhy :left: jaldi se warna kal bara mushkal day hu ga sab k liye or agr zrorat pari tu Annie se legal advice bhi lay lon gi ghar ki bachi hai mashwarah muft hai :sherlock:
khan bhai hmary pass qowat fan bhi hai 😀 le beta omree kam ho na ho is ka hissa phly da do :left:
yaar omree pakistan me to waisy bejli hoti he nahi hy to Q na himmat fan purchase na karain, ali to baray log hain 3-phase auto start generator lagaya hoga 🙂 isi leay to ac off he nahi kartay
Omree allah lok hain mera hissa dila kar rahen gy balkey apnay hissay main se 10% bhi dy den gy :p he's genius itna bolon gi sirf phir shayed tum se khan bhai se 5.5% maang den 😎
Kal mera he mushkal day hai :worried: only I fasting aap sab tu parson rakho gy :left:Phir bhi rozadar hon mera haq na marna hissa bna kar rakhna 🙄
omree jaldi jaldi oth yaar koi roza rakh rha hai 50 50 kar lety hai :hat:
chal yar sabb ka hissa mile ga, pehle pore Ramadan ke rooze rakhu tu …. EIDI le lena muj se ….
phly kuch advance jama karva do eidi ka thora hosla ho jaye ga rozy rkhny ka :left:
Main tu gareed maa baat ki choti si larki hon :awww: AC tu dad ne bhi kabhi nahi dekha :nervous: tu main kahan se number laon :insane: ab good friends ki tarah sab mil kar Amani ko nice sa AC lay kar do 😎 money dy do order online kar lon gi :left:
okey good idea, apne apne A/C number send ker do ke mai hoosle ke ley app ko 2 Rs each send kerdon ….Aur yeh real amount ka 10 per cent hoga tokken money ….ok
lamo 😆 he means account no. Not air conditioner :p
:p pechlay sab comments main AC lgai hui thi I thought wohi hu ga Warantee number or something :p
Itni bhook hai kuch cook ka dil nahi humsaya bhi koi Muslim nahi jo iftari time kuch mangnay k liye jaon :bomb:
wo apni natural neighbour k ghar chli gao osy auntie i hv a hen and i am going to salughter it do u hv some thing sharpe fruit chat to bna he da gai :yes: werna do chanty mar k………..
is na aftari main bhi ac ka serial no or warrenty satement parhi ho gai :left: pakory to lazmi ho gay aftari main :up: pta nhi ya aftari main pakora system ks na eejad kiya tha?
A/C# ko AC samaj gain … koi nai yar Ali rooza luga hoga … wese Amani aftari mai kia kia hai ..
frnds Ramzan mubarak !!
pakora !! nai yar ider hum tu methi lusi and khajoor se aftar kerte hain sath mai fruits aur last mai dehhi
ohhhh very sad dear !!! i think you live alone there, how much time left for Maghrib ?? if you have enough time then go out and get something to eat healthy …
Main agr ye bta don k main nay dhair sare frozen pakorey samose rakhay hain tu :left: Nazar na lagana :nervous: Wo auntie or kuch nahi tu potato zror dy di gi apne gardan se with promise k peel nahi karo gi its hurt :whistle:
wowww ammani ager tum VISA bhejo tu ham tumhare pass kal aftari per aa sakte hain wo bi sare ke sare .. kion bhaio ??
hahhahhaahaha bat tu theek hai … acha aftar ka time pocha tha … kitna time hai abi ..
2hrs :awww:
ok tu asa kro aftari ki niyaat sunnao zara … lol
Jo dar gya uski iftari cancel :p main hoti haath pe kat k passport lay kar bhag jati 😀
Bheeg dia meri taraf se :sherlock: ab app khud ambassy walon se deal karo :p chorna nahi jab tak passport hand in na ho 😀
nai mante kehte hain kis bunde na app ko hamara address deya uss ka bi btao ke uss ki immigration bi cancel kerein gay hum .. so mai dar geya ke tumhari immigration tu bach jay
Kis ne kaha tha ambassy walon ki goli uthanay ko 😀 Unn se kaho goli aap rakh lo humara bas passport stamp wala dy do :p
bat ki embassy se wo kehte hain kisi ne app ko Golli di hai … lol
Wo tu TV par hoti hai I just say same as read there ameen :p
hahahhahahah acha yeh bi sai kaha … Allah Humma Inni Laka Sumtoo Wabika Aammntu wa Alika tawakal tu Wa Alla rizkika aftartt ….
han tu after 50 years mai baba hi honga, abb pori life mai teenager tu nai reh sakta na .. 😆
wo kese ?? koi jadu tona ya khuch aur ??
Yeah same as you read 😀
Kese mere din gin rahe hu app :p Nazar na lagana ab 😀
No I am inspired by malka pukhraj's song abhi tu main jawan hon which always give me confidence 😀
Chalo aik cheez mere pass app se zyada hai main tu next 70yrs main bhi old nahi hone wali 😀
Baba :D:D
mean tum apni 18th birthday koi 50 times celebrate kro gi, yar phir tumhare years mai 365 days ki bjae 15000 days howa karain gay….
hahhaha yaad ker lo kabi kam aay ga, apne kids ko seekhan aur sath mai btana ke "aik baba tha Pak ka, ussne yaad kerwai thi yeh duwa .." 😀
Originally posted by Amani:
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Shari ka time ghtam ho geya hai :hat:
Sahri ka elan sun k pakorey samosey k khawab shoro 🙄
main to khata ho k roza amani k fridge sa iftar karty hai :yes:
:left:
:left:
set???
agar amani 2 visa bhejwa da to os ki fridge ki ye khwahish bhi pori kar date han :sst: par amani or pakore samose :bomb: waise tumhare pas set knsa ha? 🙄
assalamu alaikum :)Ali rora sanga ye?Omree ao ahsan woronron taso sanga yaie?Mani khor sanga da?
ya khan ko abhi sa roza lag geya hai koi thandy pani ka cheenty mary :zip:
ya khan ko abhi sa roza lag geya hai koi thandy pani ka cheenty mary :zip:
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
walaikum salaam :smurf: ghabrao nhi baki 4 ghante,15 mint, or 56 sec baki han roza aftar mein :bomb: ma roza rakh k kbhi time ni ginta :nervous:
Eid main baki 29 din rahty hai :faint:
ya tabiyat pochi thi ya kumara sanga kara ko poch rahy thy 😆
aray bhaiyon me ne to ap sub k fardan fardan tabeat poocha hy 🙂
oe ye pathan kahan se a gae idhar 🙄
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
saaf saaf pta chal rha hai k adha ghanta phly he roza khola hai 😆 😆 humary sath kafi pashto or sindhi hai zra zra sa smaj aa jati hai lakin bolna nhi aati
hahaha…what a nice jugut.Lahore me rehtay ho na jugut acha lagatay ho :up:Well, i asked about u all in pashto.Ali rora sanga ye? MeanAli bhai kasay ho?
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
saaf saaf pta chal rha hai k adha ghanta phly he roza khola hai 😆 😆 humary sath kafi pashto or sindhi hai zra zra sa smaj aa jati hai lakin bolna nhi aati
Khan bhai rora sanga ye? :Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
London se any problem? :left:
Touba Touba :left:
kis kis ka roza hai ajj? 😀 mujy chor k :left:
Nakhray wali baatein hum bhi tu insaan hai :left: ahsan jese bachey bhi rakh rahe hain tu tum kya zyada nazuk hu ice cream kahin k :p
ice cream ka naam nhi lena 😀 or kon sa nakhry i did vomit 2 time :shetlock: ab to rozy maaf 🙄
Han tu wo 60 ppls ko khana du na phir sickness door hu gaye gi 🙄 ice cream bhool gi thi :bomb:
Ab log roza bhi nahi rakhtay 🙄 touba touba :left:
kya touba touba :irked: idhr koi cinema chl rha hai :left:
wo main kal ka roza rakh k bemar ho geya tha na is lye 😎
or kidhr sa lao 60 ppl har ksi ka to roza hai :left:
nhi sardiyo main rakho ga na rozy :whistle: garmiyo k rozo main acidity ho jati hai :p pechli dfa bhi 17 oltiya ki thi :yuck:
originally posted by Amani ""khan bhai rora sanga ye?Mani sis ap ne idhar doubling kar di 😆 means bhai ko pashto me ror boltay hy :)@Ahsan bhai m from peshawar 🙂 U?@Ali bhai ap ne kal mujhy bola tha k mujhy roza charh gia hy koi thanday pani k cheentay maro :)Apko khud kia ho gia? Dekh lay, na chair malangaan noo :pingu:
shukar ha aj mujhe roza ni lag rha 😀
mjy to lag rha hai 😀
@khan ror bas pechly saal sa oldies wala haal ho geya hai garmiyoo k rozo main oltiyaa shro ho jati hai :faint: aap ko nhi aai kabhi olti :left:
salam everybody ….
w/salam
whtzz up
sky :left:
a lil beneath …
Khan bhai omree ko lay jayen wo qissa bazaar ko bhi last week miss kar rahe thy :nervous:
:right:
ali bhai me to rozon me b asar ke namaz k foran baad 1 ghanta badminton khelta hon, leken is dafa cusins or bhanjay, bhateejay aain baain kar rhy hain, abhi tak shuro nahi ki, isleay me long walk p nikal jata hon
:faint:
qissa??? qissa nai yar Kissa khawani Bazar … usski more than 150 years ki history hai aur yeh Qissa jo tum ney likha iss ke history two mints se shuru hoti hai …
aur han yar bhot chotti chotti ci wish hoti thin bachpan mai tu … abb pachpan (55) mai aa ker tu Car, Gher, Status, Bank Balance aur pata nai kia kia bkhire khool ley hain hum ne …. Prophet Muhammad (SAW) ne btaya ke "her koom ka aik Fitna hota hai aur meri Koom ka Fitna Maal-o-Doolat hoga … "
Poranay logon ki baatein bari interested hain 😀
yar Khan LALA invite to kerta nai … bas same same kerne se koi faraq nai prega
Tariq kya Kare Yahan sab stingy hain jaan nikalti hai money nikalnay main sab ki :irked: uss wakt tu easy 5, Rs10 ka udhar mil jata tha :right:
Han wohi same same :p
hahahahaha aur yeh opera ki jump to i think 2ft se zeyada ki hai … friends tu hain per Tariq ki dukan nai hai koi ….
ohhh yar itni jumpain lugwati ho … mujay lugta hai tum kahain school ke time per long jump champ tu nai thi …
Han 😀 saath main government primary school tha 2ft ki dewar se jump kar k tariq ki dukaan pr jati thi friends k saath :p
okay … get ready …
Let's jump! :hat:
Badminton kheelna pare ga :left:
Yeah that's true since I started to use these stuff some time hell kind of stress ban jati hai every day calendars and dates ko dekh ddekh kar chalna parta hain when is money go out days and when is coming in :faint:
New page! :hat: :hat:
ohh yar koi bat nai !! wese bi mai school ke zamane mai Champ tha Badminton ka … kia mazi yaad dilla deya … Ohh wakat vi changa honda ci mai aaalo chole khanda ci nikkran chikkran panda ci ammi chup ammi chup ..per appi ronda rehnda ci .. oh wakat vi kina changa ci ..
hahahaha wo kese .. wo bi kehti hain ke maal doolat fitna hai tum shoro sab khuch aur mere account mai daal du .. 😀
2 3 lakh … wekh mera putter Pak ich bhot problem ahh, na light na peace tay na hi cheeni na aata … tu next time jadon Pak awain tay ahh kuj zeyada nai bass 2000 Ponds naal extra lai ke awain ke … Allah janda kadu kis nu loor pai jay …. musibat kithay time wekh ke tay nai na aandi mera putter … 😀
Or wo wali baat kug v ni koi chara ni chal reya meri deih no tak laya akh thand pay gi ab esey comment pe main tu apne saath saath ali or omree k card bhi dy don 😀
Bilkul meri phuppi wali baat ki :left:
Han yehi sab kuch but thora punjabi touch k *saath ni chor parah* bol bol Kay 2,3lakh bhi ly len tu dene wale ko feel hota I wish I could do more for her :p
Fitna hai yar … sabb Fitna hai, per shyed hum samjte hi nai … isi ley tu bola tha ke 3000 bi pass na rukho mujay dedo .. lol
oey yaar omree me apko qissa khwani k chapli kabab to kia namak mandi k dunba tekkay b khilaounga bt @ mani sis, its conditionaly. Wo ye k omree mery sath best of 3 lagaiga rozay me :yes:
yar roza tu farz hai LALA, chora tu nai ja sakta .. Ali bhai mard buno aur roza bilkul na chorna… Allah sab behter kere ga …
ohh LALA practice na ho tu muscle pull hone ka khatra 90% hota hai …
oh..sorry yaar hum to bhool he gaey k Ali ke tabeat kharab hy :worried:Ali mery icecreamy bhai, hows u feel now? Aj ka roza rakhengay k nahi? Allah apko shifa_e_kaamila dain. Ameen
yaar its'll be not 4 haar jeet, just friendly match leken rozay me 🙂
yaar omree muscle pull shull ka bus bahana he hy, acha ap is tarah karain k aj sham ko bhabi or bachon ko sath lay lo or islamabad peshawar mor chalay jao sofi hotel p. Us ka b chapli kabab qissa khwani se kum nahi, aftari udhar kar lena or khush raho apnay jaib k kharchay p 🙂 :yes:
yar LALA yeh tu na khilane wali bat ki na tumne … :DLALA koi three years howe ke badminton rackets ko hath lugay howay … out ov practice
oh my God 1am, bhai mujhy lagta hy k tum ne office aj chutti li hy, or me to aj phir peshawar jaounga, ab gud nit to khatm ho gia hy so early early gud morning+darkly gud nit 😉
Get well soon ali :worried:
Chirryaa jitni jaan aik roza nahi rakh saktey sports karo gy :whistle:
peechly saal sary rozy rakhy thy or roz he oltiya ki thi :faint: doctor kha rha tha bhooky rahny ki wja sa ho rha hai aatiyaat krain :left: sara din to roza hota hai kya aatiyaat krain :irked:
or khan bhai mary sath match done ho geya best of three kya best of 9 or agr badminton ka bad time bach geya to football khal lay gay 🙄
oyeee mjy na challenge kr 😡 ya kuch saal phaly tak ramzan fjar ki namaz ka bad sa 9 bjy tak cricket khalty thy phr school ja k dheenga mushti karty thy school ka bad football khalna shro karty thy or roza kholny sa 30 min phaly ghar aaty thy 😮 ab zror tum na nzar lagi ho gai :irked:
hmm…thats great :up:@omree dekh lo, isko kehtay hain player, school k zamaanay me khela hy or ab b best of 9 ka challenge, or us k baad f.ball agar time bacha to..warna sb thaknay wala nahi hy, Qk ye cigarrett nahi peetay w.akram ke tarah 🙂 bacho bi bacho sb to sawa sair nekla hy.Umm…best of 9…sochna paray ga…Well, i have accepted ur challenge nd i'll be win insha allah. Match done mani sis :yes: dua karna…
:rip: Ajj ali ne zyada vomit karni hai (ALLAH na kare):D
Huh what ever ali nahi nazak kali hu tum :p
aray mani sis..badshugoni ke baatain Q kr rahi ho? Q karay ga vomit?
oh acha acha sehri me sota reh gia ho ga 🙂
aaj roza ho na ho iftar karny ka maza aaye ga 🙄
wo kasay ali bhai? 🙂
han bai wo kese, koi special program hai khoja maron ka ??
nhi kuch special to nhi hai bs chena chat hai khao to ek plate rakh lo?
nahi yaar omree, ali kuch chupa rha hy, chalo mani aigi to wahi pochay gi b or ugalwai gi b :)so lets wait omree
ugal to main aisy he do ga 😀 (kal roza rakhny ka soch rha ho) lakin ab to chupany sa bhi koi faida nhi ho ga sab kuch safa chaat 🙄
ok lets wait yar … uss ke aage tu ali ki aik nai chaltti …
:awww: chaat
:confused: :confused:
sub kuch safa chat ho gia na yaar, matlab has been cleard. Tum log itna b nahi samajhtay :)aur haan mani sis ka dhayan to ek dum gia chana chaat/ fruit chaat ke taraf, inko to % or khaanay peenay k elawa kesi cheez me interest he nahi wo b muftay ke 😆 😆 Q ali nd omree bhai?
nhi ek or chez main hai na intrest odhar mangny main 😆
hahaha….well ali bhai wo apko pata hoga, hum filhaal itna he jaan gaey hain 😆
haan to shukar karo werna odhar dena par jaye ga :left:
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wo on logo k sath rah k wasy he hoty ja rhy ho :irked: aqeel sa…. main ahsan ko kha rha tha :irked: chbliya dakhi thi os ki sari sari raat isi trah ki chabliya marta rahta tha or wo bhi har waqt ali plz translate what he is saying :irked: :irked: :irked:
acha tu wo mujay kese sidha kregi …. mera kia lena dena usse yar …
qasirrayah ?? wo kon hai Bheyya Gi … koi new Dhayyin hai koi ??
new nhi purani hai bhot purani baqool ahsan k (((ya amani he qasirrayah hai))) bta na osy :zip:
suraj hoa madhm chand jalne laga, aasman ye hai q peghalne laga . . . . . 😀 meri aawaz pasand a jae to khairaat zror kar dana pls 😆 😆
phally pary na pary new page pa to aa gay ho :irked: qasirryah hmari frnd thi kuch arsa phaly ahsan k paper ho rhy thy or mary sath ek bhoooot bara masla ha geya tha main online to aata tha lakin ksi koi msg ya koi comment nhi likhta tha os na gussy main aa k hum dono ko dlt kar diya tha.
tu phr shoro ho geya tujy to qasirrayah thek kar sakti hai 😆
phally pary na pary new page pa to aa gay ho :irked: qasirryah hmari frnd thi kuch arsa phaly ahsan k paper ho rhy thy or mary sath ek bhoooot bara masla ha geya tha main online to aata tha lakin ksi koi msg ya koi comment nhi likhta tha os na gussy main aa k hum dono ko dlt kar diya tha.
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kia bol rahe ho yar .. khuch pulle nai para ..
ab aisa mou na bnao werna amani smji gai k mane tumari ice cream kha li hai :left:
:worried:
is trah dant nikalny pa wo khati thi nice tooth pate ambassador 😆
:left: :right:
Mujhy iss qaisariyya ki detail btao kon thi kahan se thi :irked: mujhy bhi pata chalay mera jesa dosra peace kahan se hai salaam karon gi roz :p ahsan ab agr tum ne mujhy qaisaryya ya suriya bolaya :irked: main bhi tumhain ahsan se ramzan bolaaon gi 🙄
Mujhy iss qaisariyya ki detail btao kon thi kahan se thi :irked: mujhy bhi pata chalay mera jesa dosra peace kahan se hai salaam karon gi roz :p ahsan ab agr tum ne mujhy qaisaryya ya suriya bolaya :irked: main bhi tumhain ahsan se ramzan bolaaon gi 🙄
Ammani k name se ??? Ammani yeh kia oll-fool bol raha hai, dekho tu isse abi se roza lugna shuru ho geya hai shyed …
han han okay fine and Bye likha na … phir tum kion majnoo bune bethe ho…aur tum mashwara na du sirf number do … :nervous:
mane btaya bhi tha osy k mery frnd i death ho gai hai or dosra coma main hai lakin phr bhi kuch dino bad dlt kr diya mujy on dino mera dil nhi kar rha tha ksi sa baat karny ka to mane bhi koi baat nhi ki bs os k shout box main likh diya ok fine bye :bandit:
Main ne ajj comment dekha. farak? Ali kya hair cut karwa liya tum ne :left:
yaar omree aisi batain nhi btai ja sakti 😮
nhi actually tum na kuch nhi likha tha on dino mary ek dost ki accident main death ho gai thi main online aa k fazol baith jata tha osy koi msg nhi kiya or nhi koi or frnd online tha os pkar k dlt kar diya mujy 😆 😆
ya lo likho no. 03024209211 ((kya no. Hai may b altaf hussain ka ho))
delete ker deya tumhain Ali ??? kitni samajdar nikli at last wo …
bhai ya mara masla nhi hai mane to no. Da diya hai ab call kar k khud he bughtoo 🙄
hahhaha !!! okay fir Altaf Bhai ka daram type lecture sunne ki hymat kahan se laon mai ….
mujy to ya mona frud lagti hai kyou aaneik waly?
bhot touchy thi yar wo tu, mai samja over communication per delete kia, per ider tu muamlla hi Puttha nikla ..
Shakkal dekho zara esi batein nahi btai jati omree balance hai tu milana zara ali k dad ka number :p main baat karon 🙄
ya lo likho no. 03024209211 ((kya no. Hai may b altaf hussain ka ho))
yar wesy dosre ke shoulder per Gun rakhna sai nai … kion Ammani??
wo ahsan kha rha tha main thora kha rha ho :left:
han tu lugta hai kisi bat per Ali ke bi Phank jalte hain … aur wo kon ci bat hai … btao Ali
han tu !!! Ali du yar number zara mujay ke Ammani tumhari class le …
blnc nhi hai to odhar mang lo subha subha ka time hai shyd ksi compny ko tars aa jay :irked:
singapore ki muslim family sa thi wasy hum dono ki bari banti thi lakin wo os din jis din tum na mary shout box main likha tha os sa kuch din phaly mujy dlt kar diya tha os na 😀
ali phank walaali phank walaali phank walaamani qaisariyyaamani qaisariyya..Ainak walaainak walabaqaol mona k 😆 😆
main khdr majnoo bna hoya ho :irked: mujy koi fark nhi parta 🙄
acha, dil se poch ker btao Ali ke koi farak para ke nai … wese jese kal se tumne qaisariyya ka ziker chera howa hai … koi na koi farak tu nazr aaya mujay .. kion Ammani ??
Himmat main kar lon gi bus itna btao do wo language kon si boltay hai :nervous: or itna rona kyon ata hai onko :right:
blnc nhi hai to odhar mang lo subha subha ka time hai shyd ksi compny ko tars aa jay :irked:
ya lo likho no. 03024209211 ((kya no. Hai may b altaf hussain ka ho))
Main ne esa kya likha k tum delete hu gy :whistle: remind me plz 8 , 10 logon ko likh aon main same :left:
wo to mujy ahsan kha rha tha k qasirrayah na new profile bna li hai amani k naam sa is lye :irked: or ya dil shil wala koi chkar nhi hai boss wo humain CB kati thi 😛
nhi amani aaj socha tha haircut ka lakin nhi karvi :sherlock: wo hair ka bhi roza hota hai na :left: bachary shaeed ho jaty :rip:
boli jati hogi koi "chang cho chang choi" wali koi language …
han omree bhai mujhay b shak tha k new name of qaisariyya is amani :)Qk sath sath ahsan bhai b hy…waisy ap ne Q delete kia tha inko? :worried:jub k ali bhai ketnay tenssion me thay, waisay ali bhai u can submitt the case of indemnity against mani 🙂 bt don't 4get my % coz the consultation is mine
@omree aisa koi masla nhi yar :doh: wo mujy CB khati thi C=chota B=bhai
Iss ramzan nay mujhy inbox main bhi poocha tum qaisaryya hu 😡 wese singapore main kon se language boli jati hai :left:
Ramzan ko pata ho ga uski friend thi na :left:
new page :hat:
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Main ne kahan tension li but he asked me few wks ago i replied him i see this name in ali's blog comments but me and ali never talk abt her ab ajj tumhara comment dekha tu i thought ahsan ko abhi bhi main kisi or jesi lag rahi hon thats why i ask u tell me in lil detail kon thi kahan se thi singapore tu humari last seven generation main se koi nahi gya :nervous: anyway forget it yaar agr good friend thi tu remember her in prayers and wishes uske bhi koi reason hu shayed friends se cut off hone ka.
oh…fajr pray? :worried: t.c, bbye
main wo or angel or 2 3 india ka sudhry hoye log har waqat opera pa pary rahty thy ek trah sa khana pena bhi akhety ho geya tha bra maza aata tha 😆 subha 5 bhy sa raat 1 2 tak ksi na ksi jagha baat hoti rahti thi mujy os na dlt kar diya angel paper da k mecca chli gai or main idhr magz mari kar rha ho :irked:
mala means malaysian :doh: wo ahsan ka dimagh khrab hai werna koi chkar nhi hai :doh: tum kyou fazool main tension la rhi ho :left:
@amani mala boli jati hai singapore main.
Mala kya hota hai?how its sound like?arabic urdu or chinese or different?tumharey pass pic hai koi i wan2 see someone like me :left:
mala means malaysian :doh: wo ahsan ka dimagh khrab hai werna koi chkar nhi hai :doh: tum kyou fazool main tension la rhi ho :left:
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Ramzan ko pata ho ga uski friend thi na :left:
@khan bhai jaisy ya omree react ka rha hai mujy to lagta hai os na ksi male ka naam sa id bna li ho gai :left: kya khiyal hai?
Magaz mari! Shukar hai omree and ramzan se kaha :p mujhy kehtay tu main poochti :irked:
ohh yar, yeh mujay samaj nai ata ke hum log unn ko kion discuss kerte hain jo yahan nai rehe … mujay 100% yakeen hai ke Ammani ke pas itna faltu time nai hoga ke roz roz opera ID change kerti phire …
chlo farz kro mane tum sa kha hai ab kis ka pocho gai 🙄 angel ka ya ahsan ka?? 😆
Magz mari or mere saath :irked: issy kehte hain lout k bodho ghar ko aye good friends or wo 😡 tum stress main thy or saath chor gy main hoti wahan ja k tangain tor ati un sab friends ki jo sirf laughing enjoy kartay hain or kitni bar kaha hai pakistani community se nice koi or nahi ramzan ko he dekh lo kitna loving friend hai tumhara :p
nhi angel nhi gai thi os k exams thy lakin roz pochti thi :left: or josh bhi :faint: or ya ramzan khan is k bary main kya khao 🙄 main to is lye goro k pass jata tha taky mary sa kuch wo faiz yaab ho jaye 😮
nhi angel nhi gai thi os k exams thy lakin roz pochti thi :left: or josh bhi :faint: or ya ramzan khan is k bary main kya khao 🙄 main to is lye goro k pass jata tha taky mary sa kuch wo faiz yaab ho jaye 😮
oe aaj ma bht khush ho, qaissariyah wapis a gae ha or os ne mujhe friend request bhej di ha :hat:
kya matlb wo khdr sa nikal aai?
Oss ka zikar kiya wo a gi 🙄 stupid insaan saath main koi lottery ki bhi baat kar lete nikal ati :nervous: wo koi kbooliyat ki ghari thi shayed 😎
:awww: yar 7 august jang akhbar 😥 😥
lo gi color ki warrenty mil gai, pehle gora hoga but after 6 month laal peela howa kre ga …..
yar tery lye anila gori dhond da gai yaaaaaaaa lamby lamby brown colour ka ball blue eyes 28 ki waist or 5' 4" height :yes: british nationalty 😀 na osy urdu aati ho gai na tujy…… Bas chup chap sary ghar ko jharoo mar dena phr raat k bartan dhony k bad os k kapry dho dena mazy main life guzry gai 😉
yaar ahsan ek no. Ki asli gori ho gai colour ki 6 moth ki warrenty hai :yes:
aaj kal ksi chez k bhrosa nhi hai na omree kya pta china ki gori ho warrenty to dana pary gai :p
BB ek no ka fazol set hai is sa bahtr to banda ksi radio main sim dal la 🙄 or iphone ka to naam he ghalt hai my phone hona chaye tha ya iphone :irked:
w/salam omree bhai aap kya pechy maal e ganimat ltny k chkar main thary ho aagy aao na ((agr koi zbrdast sa mobile hath lagy to plz 50 50)) :knight: :knight:
BB 9300 per ammani ki nazar lugti hai mujay …… Ammani tum iphone per hi nazar rukho deal badal nai sakti abb
chori ki kia zarurat hai ammani…Apna BB 9300 researcher, apni lap per rakho aur laptop ka maza lo….
:eyes: q dhandora peet rha ha 😥
Result ka kya bana or Ali uss 2nd *qaisaryamani* ko friend request send ki? 😀
kion bahi dil ko sambhalo ….. Aur jo wo gorri apne per hone wale zulam per bhaain ker rai hogi …uss ka kia ho?
Ahsan ki bat ker rehay ho na yara, kion ke mujay thori thori englisg ati hai tu …Mubarik ho Ahsan yar …
I need laptop koi allah ka banda chori kar k du plz :left:
amani ahsan ko kidnap kar lo pic main jo computer nzar aa rha hai bach k laptop la lena 😉
haan ab koi deal nhi badly ga mane bari mushkil sa hisa calculate kiya hai apna :irked:
kahin koi jang luggai bhaioo ….. Bhot golla bari hai ider ke iss mai mera salam bi gum ho geya …Asalamoalaikum war troops …
mera dil badi zoor se dhak dhak kar rha ha, :insane:
subha subha sahri mai jo shro ho gay thy 😆 oye amani 7 august ko ahsan ka result aa rha hai phr anila ko khao na koi gori dakhy is k lye :whistle:
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
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cha theek hai ager koi iphone howa tu ammani ka aur ager koi BlackBerry 9300 howa tu mera …. Aur ager koi Nokia ka 1100 type howa tu bhai tera hi haq banta hai …
aaj kal ksi chez k bhrosa nhi hai na omree kya pta china ki gori ho warrenty to dana pary gai :p
aftaar time here see u guys later
chlo bhai mera bhi roza khol geya hai :hat: kitny din rah gay hai eid main? :confused:
mujhe thek tarha se rona bhi ni a rha :headbang:
wo tu geya iftar ke ley, wese roza bhot hard tha yar, its hot here again but abb three days ke ley rain ki forecast hai …bas duwa kro
dowa tu yar Momin ka haq hai, wese bi Allah naaik bundo ki duwa sunta …jese ke meri .. 😛
phr ahsan k lye jo gori dhondo gai os sa mang lena laptop :left:
22days for us 😀 24days for you guys :hat: Ali aaj ka roza kesa tha?
Baba Adam k zamanay ka computer lay ga kon :whistle:
phr ahsan k lye jo gori dhondo gai os sa mang lena laptop :left:
Main fakeerni hon k dua karon :p
Originally posted by Ali8307:
kitni bar kaha hai apna bara moh band rakha karo :irked:
hahaha acha kia idea hai yar …..per mera comission set kro ke amani ko jump kerne ko insist kerta rahon ga …..business partner yar …. 😉
yar tumhare tu hunssne ke din hain rona kion bahi…Abi tu gori ko aa lene do khud hi rona hi aa jae ga tumhain, fiker not meri jan …
tabrez kon wo amani ka filmo ki dokan waly blog pa hai wo?
aur han yar ager kisi help ki zarurat ho tu Tabrez se poch lena wo bartaan bhot achy clean kerta hai …
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ohhhh Amani tumhari yeh jump ke chaker mai mera sara injer-pinjer hil geya hai……
New page! :hat:
3 rozy ho gay hai khar sa mery aaj tak to sab thek tha ab allah khair he kary :left:
Allah khair hi kere ga bahi Gi…bas jump ki net practice kerte raho …. 😛
ok partner done tum shop pa bhat k punchter lgana or main money counting ki zimadari la leta ho 😎
oye ahsan tu rona dhona chor abhi sa ghar k kam karna shro kar da gori k ghar ja k tune ya sab he to karna hai 😆
jis trah amani jump lgati hai main soch rha tha punchter ki shop khol lo khub bussnies ho ga 😎
Originally posted by Ali8307:
tumhari uss ding dong type poetry se achi he hoti hai :irked:
nai yar !!! fir koi khas bat nai ki … Amani ko tu koi asar na howa iss se ..
haan to or jab dakho naak oncha kar k thary hoty hai. Wo kal sa ek poetry mary dimagh main aa rhi thi in sa banda pochy tumara dimagh hai ya aghanistan jab dakho kuch na kuch aa rha hai :left:
jari rakho yar … wesy Ali iss bat per mujay koi maza nai aaya … koi powerful punch nai tha yeh …
Koi custad khaye ya biryani hazm tu hu jati hai na tumhari tarah ugaltay nahi :p tum ne ab iftari kya kar li phir himmat a gi bari bari baatein karnay ki :irked: kal se tum mere wale rozay rakho 21hrs :faint:
roza 21 ka ho ya 25 ka mujy koi fark nhi parta bas ya acidity thek ho jaye :irked: or agr on logo ko sab kuch hzam ho jata hai to kal sa plate main ugal do ga da dena :yuck:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
hahahhaah ohhh zor ki per gai yar tumhain …
mara na mane idhr sa ek powerful punch to dentist bhi nmaz pharny geya ho ga :irked: ab aaya maza 😆 😆
:confused: :confused:
😀 😀 Originally posted by Ali8307:
yar acidity hai tu sheri khane ke baad after fajar sona nai … 5 KM walk per chale jao .. dekhna after 4.9 KM ki mere warranty hai usse ke baad teri hymat .. bach gay tu acidity nai hogi pora din
mane kabb poetry ki hai hum to har waqt bajli ki batain karty hai. Kabhi on logo sa ja k pocho k allah k bando tum chawlo pa custard dal k khaty ho tumain urdu poetry ki khak smj aati hai :irked:
Originally posted by Haidia2:
wa wa new wrestling …per Ammani bataya hai new iftaar plan hai kia
Allah janta hai yar tumhari hymat hi hai .. ider Ali tu 3 roze kha bi chuka abi tak, aur ager 21hrs ka roza hota hai Ali Allah janta hai tera kia banta …
wo hi Amani ke frozen tin foods with Keera … 😉
ohh mama ke bhanje !!! sunn abb …. Rotti ke opper Makhan aur uss ke oper thori brown sugar sprinkle ker ke … sath mai Lusi … lugta hai multan walon ko iss ka khuch idea hi nai …
Brown sugar drug hai? :eyes:
han yeh bi theek hai … fir iftaar mere taraf kerna then again wapis …. sheri tak wapis phunch hi jao gey
baajraay di rakhi mery baajraay di rakhi 😀 kabi baajraay ki roti khai hai?
nai yar !! Allah jane yeh Ali ko iftaari ke baad bi roza char geya hai shyed …. Brown sugar ko drup keh raha hai …
ksi powder drug ka code name hai brown suger :left: kyou??
hahhahahahaha …. ohh KAKA .. "Ghurr" ki bat ki
yar phr sahri kha k rawalpindi ki traf chlna shro kar do iftar tak to aa jao ga :left:
Kya brown sugar drug hai koi btaye mujhy I am in shock :faint:
meri acidity thori ziyda ho gai hai doctor kha rha tha 1 plate salad with kabab or thory sa chawal bhot sari saji k sath kha lena :left:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
han iftaar manu mai thoda change ho geya abb "baajraa" bi dalon ga tumhain ..
ya kidhr sa chriyaa ko dana dalny aa gai? :left:
brown suger :yikes: drugs??????
hahahahah nai nai abb nai aay ga Iftaar menu jo bta deya hai mai ne …
Chaley he na jana kahin :nervous: bemar chirrryaa :devil:
bhot bar yar !!! mai gujrat ka native hon aur lots ov cultivated land ho aas pass tu Baajrey ki roti tu must hai sath mai Lusi .. mind blowing yar … Makhan ka aik perra Lusi mai aur aik Rotti ke opper … aur thori ci brown sugar bi ….
to mamy lasi k sath roti kha rha hai or ya brown suger brown suger laga rakhi hai lagta hai ek or gori dhondi pary gai :left:
or sehri kha k wapis rawalpindi :left: iftar main kya kya ho ga?
It doesn't said its kinda heroin drug its contain drug wo tu many things main hai white sugar also have worse then brown sugar drugs :irked: our medicines many more things contain drugs but the good ones.
chahy shakar ya gurr khaty hoye zaban gissti hai?? :left:
New page!:hat:
http://www.edrugrehabs.com/SubstanceAbuse/Brown-sugar,-Heroine-Addiction-Treatments/Rehabs/index.html ya lo khud dakh lo brown sugar drugs hai :irked:
Mera dil marr dia tum logon ne frozen food se ab mujhy chapatti bnani pare gi :bomb:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
aik tu tum seida code name per phucn jate ho .. dictionary meanings bi koi cheez hoti hai yar …
Originally posted by Haidia2:
ohh yar Gurri ki shaker ho hoti hai yar … aik tu pata nai tum log kis duniya mai rehte ho ke na kisi ko brown sugar ka pata hai , aur tu aur koi Multani tu isse drugs mai shamil ker raha hai ….
hahahahah !!!! chalo abb tum tin food hi kha lena …
ab jab bhi market jaye gai sar pkar la gai koi chez lany k qabil he nhi chora 😆
hahahah yar Ali tumne usse bhot pkkaya brown sugar ke shaker mai,
dekhna LALA kahin mind na ker jai … kion LALA zara roshni dalo ke Ali ko khuch sakon mile .. 😀
oh yar kithay opera vi chad ke nuss na jae … huth hola hi rukho .. :LOL:
nai yar sometimes Network request bi replicate ker deta hai, bas bardast kro
recruitment :sherlock:
ab jab bhi market jaye gai sar pkar la gai koi chez lany k qabil he nhi chora 😆
pta nhi iftar main kya pkkaya ho ga :left: bary mazy sa tin food kha rhi thi 😆
acha btao yar Ali job kia hai tumhari, kabi sai tara se bat hi nai howi tum se …
mera ek comment do do dfa kyou aa rha hai? :left:
aati hai tu poch lena !!!
w/salam LALA … kia hal hain ?? LALA app ne roza kahin fir Masjid Kasim Jan ke sath tu nai rakha … ??
ab osy khany do kuch ya na ho uk ki koi chez na bachy jisy 😆
ab to thek ho geya hai shyd :left:
@amani heroin koi choti drugs thori hai? :left: ((omree ary ooo omree dakhna ab is ki brown suger bhi band tin food ki trah))
w/salam khan bhai kal kidhr thy?
zong!! Network ka nhi opera server ka masla ho ga.
@amani heroin koi choti drugs thori hai? :left: ((omree ary ooo omree dakhna ab is ki brown suger bhi band tin food ki trah))
assalamu alaikum peyaray peyaray logo :)me ne kaha ye brown powder topic agar closed ho gia hy to may i join u?
kon sa network use ker rahe ho ??
masjid qasim walo ki nzar bari taz hai yaar on logo ko iftar k sooraj bhi sehri main nzar aa jata ho ga :left:
mane bs kiya hai mba :left: asal main kam mba walo ka hota hai lakin pta to hai sarkari logo ka mjy data enter karny ka kha tha or pora case hath main pakra diya :irked:
ohh recruitment … kia faida yar ager procurement hoti tu opper ki kamai bi hojai .. 😛
car kyou pori bus hai jo power house sa bhar tak chor aaye gai power house sirf ceo ki car aa sakti hai or fuel ki pori train aati hai roz 😎 or insurance bhi hai lakin os k lye humain rota chorna ho ga :left: lakin fikar na insurance claim k tesry din main widow ya child ka appointment letter da do :sherlock: or 2000 to nhi lakin 750 unit zror mily gay baki case court nain hai jeet gay to 4x unit hao gaye ga :yes: marry 🙄
mane kha to tha k itni application juma karny sa bahtr hai online data la laty hai case ki file bhi tyar ho gai hai agr jab kabhi kam shro hoya to apni job pakki samjo :yes: lakin kam karna ho ga ya na khayna k aaj dant ghar bhol aaya ho :irked:
kami to idhr bhi ho sakti hai :left:
nai yar abb itni germi mai yeh bus cleaner ki job nai hoti, aab adat nai , tum asa kro koi indoor kind of job dhondo baba, Software Engineer ki job khali kerwao ya phir IT office ki yar phir database admin ki …
kami to idhr bhi ho sakti hai :left:
oye case matlb ya pora matter har ad ek case to haota hai :irked:
ali sunao apni tabeat ka? Khuda na khwasta still problem or smthing is better 🙂
@omree bhai unhi k ilan p roza rakha tha :)@ali bhai kal me peshawar gia thawell, nani sis kasi hy? 🙂
hain ?? kis case ki bat ker rahe ho yar !!
wesy nice to know !!! tu MBA kia kahan se .. HR mai hi hoga
acha !!! good next time koi achi ci job dhoond ker rakhan mere ley bi …aur sunao Multan mai rain ka koi programme bunna ke nai, bai Ammani ki duwa se ider tu mosla-dar barish start hai
😀 😀 😀 yeh bato, benefits kia hain, Car with fuel, medical and insurance hai ke nai, aur 2000 unites power bi free ho tu mai aaon … wesy bass power ke 2000 units meri current job mai nai milte baki Allah ka shuker hai ..
jr engineer ki to kal last date thi ek ad aaj aaye ga shyd bus cleaner ka :yes: baat karo hr sa :left:idhr to har traf badl hai lakin jis jis jagha sorj na niklna hai wo khali hai :left:
lay bi meri neend khrab kar di or ye dono so gaey. Mujhy to abhi yaad aya k aj to sunday hy, warna me samajh rha tha k ye dono office time ka wait kar rahay hain to me thora company doon, huh :worried:
Ab to bahter hai tabeat :yes: aap sunao khan bhai kya haal hai?
Ab to bahter hai tabeat :yes: aap sunao khan bhai kya haal hai?
allah ka shukr hy ali bhai m fine nd at home on days off upto 17th aug 🙂
sun k bari khushi hoi :troll: mane to february sa ab tak ek bhi choti nhi ki :sst:
oh..ho..wo Q?
leken ali bhai apki family lahore me to hogi na
kabhi kam he nhi khutm hoya :faint:
nhi multan hai :left:
phir multan se daily aatay jatay hongay
🙄 kia ha? Q subha se shore macha rha ha? :bomb:
nahi lahore se he multan main reh leta hai :left:
huh, new page! Bus ap ne to nazar rakha hoa hy har jaga new page p. Acha mani sis apas ke baat hy batana nahi kesi ko ye batao peshawar phonch gai ya pher safar jaari hy 🙂
What keery??huh kya Pakistan main ajj bhi keery mar spray nahi milti 🙄
mani sis yahan buhut baray baray keeray hain, spray se in jasay keeron ka kuch nahi bigarta. 1 group ka to mujhy pata hy nam hy OA, is group k keeray buhut khatarnak hain, so beware from OA
oh traveeh time, bye
wow green veg :up: hmari traf ya sirf sardiyo main melta hai wo bhi fresh ek din bhi purana ho keery……….. :whistle:
Main ajj Indian *sarsoon ka saag paneer* tin wala lai ready to eat 😀 you know green veg are good for health :p
New page! :hat:
keery mar spry milta to hai lakin os moyee main bhi keery par jaty hai 😆
amani peshawar jana to meena bazar zror jana bari fit jagha hai :yes:
choco to nhi lakin meena bazar sa jhooty achy milty hai wo khany hai to bta?
is time is condition ma bhi ho 😆 😆
meena bazar se mere lye chocolate lati aana :worried:
oye suna qasiryyah kasi hai?
Keeron ka bhi koi group hota hai kya?ahsan 😀 moh kyon bana hua hai result?Khan bhi I am in car going peeshawar my causin driving 😀
result ka suna 500 pory no. Hai ya kuch oper bhi hai? Lanti insan amani or anila ka shukriya to ada kar deta :irked:
😆 😆 subh se kitnay jootay kha chukey hu result sun k ya phir iftari k baad…. :left:
thanks amani and anila :yes: tumhare 2 nafil kaam kar gae aaj 😀
ab ya to in dono ko meena bazar sa jooty la k da ya phr wo khud la lain gai :whistle: bill pay tu kar denna
yes mani sis, keeron ka group leken sorry me nam bhool gia tha AOA, ye to bara famous group hy, waaqi ap nahi janti is k baaray me?@Ahsan bhai result k kia hoa? well, ahsan! Ali is right, here no shop of confictionary nd realy here available a lot of shoes or wo b ladies shoes 🙂
or nhi to kon 😡
kon ma? :insane:
500 out of what? :left:
😀 mera eid ka kaam hu gya size don kya? 😀
haan bta do jooty ka size :left:
out of 800!
10 Pakistani 6UK size Annie tall hai :left: she has 7UK size Pakistani shoes don't fit her wo kesi shoes maker ko keh kan alam chana k size k shoes banwa lena Annie k liye :whistle:
ali tum to har cheez ke bari jankaari rakhtay ho yaar, weldone :up:@mani sis ap to waisay he ali ka har waqt mazaq uraty ho, its no fair yaar
Itne zyada hum kya Karen gy shoes ka :left: 5 5 mere or 5 6Annie k itni tu mere shoe rack main place bhi nahi hu gi :left:
Main ne kab kaha k main Ali ki intelligence se jealous hoti hon :insane: btayen mujhy kab jealous hui main :troll:
peshawar k logo k size 9 sa kam hota hai lakin fikar na karo 5 5 k shoe or anila k lye 5 6 ka shoe send kar da ga :left:
@khan bhai 😉
Originally posted by Ali8307:
insaan ki shakal achi na hu 🙄 tu baat achi kar liya Kare :insane:
@amani jo jooty phanny hoon gay wo phan lena baki ka haar bna lena 🙄
😆 idea psand nhi aaya lagta hai 🙄 phr u karo baki jooty on masjids k samny rakh aana jidhr sa jooty otha k aati ho :whistle:
ali bhai kaan idhar, log ghussay me hain, no comments 😆
Main tu nwafal parh k touba kar rahi thi 😡 k Ali mujhy dhokey se masjid se joota uthanay ko boolta tha mujhy kya pata tha wo dosron k shoes k liye bol raha hai :irked:
welcome omree, duty se ghar phonch gaey?
Wa alikum salaam omree!
kia chal raha hai ..
Gi LaLa per dil udas hai, Peer Wadai ke sath jo slum hai uss mai logon ka bura hal hai rain se …. Bhut pani bhura para hai waha ….
salam everybody
or ek hum hai sookhy sookhy :irked: hmary charo traf barish hai lakin……….. :faint:
ali bhai allah ke rehmat se na umaid nahi hona chaheay :)allah karain k pooray mulk me abr e karam barsain, or pechlay saal jesa azaab na banain. Ameen@omree bhai paisay khatm ho gaye(jo house building loan lia tha) leken ab b complete rehabilitate nahi ho sakay. Allah hum sub ka haami o naasir ho. Ameen 🙂
hamry naseeb main bhot kam he barish likhi hai shyd kabhi hoti he nhi hai :awww:
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new page :hat:
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wapda main hoty to house build l kye 36 pay ka intrest free loan mil jata 🙄
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hamry naseeb main bhot kam he barish likhi hai shyd kabhi hoti he nhi hai :awww:
ali bhai intrest to is loan pr b nahi hy Qk me ne 10 saal pehlay likh k dia tha k benulet fund waghera p mujhy intrest nahi chaheay, wo to me ne isleay kia tha k sood se bach jaoun, or ab yahan b faida hoa k me phir sood denay se b bach gia, alhamdo lellah 🙂
banda mar jaye sood ka qarza kabhi na la :faint: mane bary baro ko roty dakha hai 10 sal tak daty hai 30 saal main qarz pay karty hai :ko:
bari gunahon me shumaar hota hy, allah hum sub ko bachaain. Ameen
kidhr gaye ya sary??? :left:
:hat:
to kab ja rhi ho phr :yes:
Yahan tu har cheez lene dene main sood hai koi bach he nahi sakta matlab uk k baad dozakh ka visa confirm :faint:
Kyon chalo gy saath mere? 🙄
han yar Ali ko sath hi ley jao ke shyed waha tumhain aik Khyidmatgar ki zarurat per jay … kise pata 🙂
koi masla nhi omree agr koi khidmat wali baat hoi to aap kon sa dor hoon gay :left:
hahahhah per yar muj se milne ke ley app ko fir janat ke darwaze tak aana hoga … aur ap ko NOC lena pare ga dozakh ke Darooga se …
Matlab omree ko duniya main bhi AC ki tension or wahan bhi hu gi :left:
nai waha nai hogi yar !!!! wahan tu app log bijli ko sarko gay per koi bat nai kabi mere pass janat mai chaker lugy app logon ka tu you are most welcome ..
oh yar Ahsan tum tu mere sath hi hogy uder janat mai, tumhain kia fiker hai .. chill mar tu aur Amani dekho Ate howay zara khuch dozakh ki sooghat sath lana, wese bi khali hath kisi ke pass jana Pak mai acha nai samja jata so we janat natives are expecting from goodies from your side
or ma? :irked:
hahahahh acha !!! chalo abb Ali tu akela reh geya !!! Chal Ali tu bi aa ja yar ….
No objection certificate
Annie ne blog main likha hai acha dost jannat ki taraf lay kr jata hai 😀 so that mean mere bhi chances hai kuch 😀
oye jani janat main bhi jaan peechan nikal aaye gai 🙄 or dozak ka darogha bhi NOC da de ga 😎 akhr rozana itny log jo os k pass bajta ho itna sa kam kary ga to mar thori jaye ga :irked:
NOC matlab :left:
oye jani janat main bhi jaan peechan nikal aaye gai 🙄 or dozak ka darogha bhi NOC da de ga 😎 akhr rozana itny log jo os k pass bajta ho itna sa kam kary ga to mar thori jaye ga :irked:
or me? 🙂
khan bhai to mary sath ho ga :whistle: fikkar nhi karni khan bhai bol gaye hard area allowance :left:
khan bhai to mary sath ho ga :whistle: fikkar nhi karni khan bhai bol gaye hard area allowance :left:
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
yeah sure dozakh ka gas bill lay aon gi :left:
han yeh tu theek bola, capital bas ab dekhne ka beautiful reh geya, baki aander se halat patli hai ab
kal phr sa vomit hoi thi aaj roza nhi rakh :left: ab soch rha ho ek rozy pa ek chuti la lo 😎 aap sunao nala lai ki position? Pani kam hoya ya nhi
Bas Bahi Gi Allah ki kudrat hai, tum yakeen nai kro gay pori pori car totally pani mai dobi pari thi….
han yeh tu hai… After all Pakistani hain hum sunao roza luga ke aaj kam fit tha ??
omree bill juma bhi dozak main ho ga :whistle: pay karny jab aao to janat ki koi soughat la aana 🙄
haarat hai capital ka system bhi is trah ka hai lakin peechly saal jo saalab aaya tha os k samny kuch nhi tha.
pani bhi kafi tha os traf pta nhi itna pani asman pa kasy sakoon sa tha :left:
yar lai ki position tu 1 hour mai thek ho jati he per baychare Bus Stand ke kareeb Slum hai na unn ka burra haal hota hai, dil dukhta hai yar …aaj bi kai kache gher gire parey thay …… Pora din office mai bi udasi chai rahi …
oye is ka bhi koi traika nikal aaye ga 🙄 koi na koi haar pheer kr k lgva dain gay hard area allowance bhi :whistle:
gas bill :doh: yeh bill janat mai bi peecha nai chorain gay, wese dozakh ki sooghat khuch hi hoti hogi Khan lala tumhain ager hard area allowence lena hai tu fir ager janat mai chaker lugaya tu wo iss pay mai nai reflect hoga …
apne makhdom shb jo bethe hain PM house mai …… Lol
Don't worry omree hum sab dua Karen gy allah khair rakhey ga
isi lye shukkar karo kuch bachat ho gai hai werna to or ziyda bura hal hota ((makhdom ko bhi banda jooty mary)) lakin barish sa ek faida ho ga wo jo isb ki green belt ki brown grass hai shyd green ho gaye :left:
khair to gai hai :irked: pani aa k chla geya ab tumari dua sun k wapis na aa gaye :left:
Main kal se keh rahi hon iss liye gya :irked: nahi aye ga ab allah malangon ki zror sunta hai :p
khair to gai hai :irked: pani aa k chla geya ab tumari dua sun k wapis na aa gaye :left:
green belts tu aur green ho gain hain yar mere new album dekho aaj subha ki two pics hain ….. Islamabad dulha dulhaya nikera hai aaj tu
Mera tu esa koi plan nahi 🙄
bas barish aati rahy halki phulku har isb main to log pori duniya chor k idhr aa gaye ga :yes:
tumain gussnay kon da ga isb main :left:
Tickets office wale mintain kartey hain Pakistan airlines k liye :sherlock:
tumain gussnay kon da ga isb main :left:
New page! :hat:
😀 😀
nahi yaar ali, me ne nahi lena hard area allowance, mani sis apni % nahi choray gi, chahay hum dozakh me Q na ho, wo new page ke tarah jump laga lay gi 😆 😆
chlo koi baat nhi josh to hoga na main os sa russain he seekh lo ga :yes:
nice teeth, q aj brush kia ha na :awww: amani
qaisarriyah "go2" chat room pa a gae han. Ye nimbuz ki tarha ka software ha! 😀
mane bhi acout bana lia ha wahan pa :yes:
mera account to phaly sa ho ga 🙄
@amani duniya ki koi jagha ho yaha tak k agr dozak ki list check karo to odhr 2 bando k account zror mily gay 🙄
or os software pa pahle credit lena parta ha phr chat hoti ha 😀 or phr chat kia har koi ksi na ksi ko apni language mein galyan da rha hota ha 😆 😆
@ahsan har massanger pa galiya chalti hai aaj kal to :irked: oye angrez hai odhr? 😆
khao to tumary bhi bna dain 🙄
Annie ki saas ki tarah kaho thank you thank u 😮 chahe koi gali de tu bhi dena wala khud ko he Goli mar dy thank u sun sun k :left:
angrez han na? 😆 is lye to kah rha tha k smajh ni ata kia kah rhe han, zror galyan ho gi 😀
khao to tumary bhi bna dain 🙄
@amani duniya ki koi jagha ho yaha tak k agr dozak ki list check karo to odhr 2 bando k account zror mily gay 🙄
Ali and ahsan k 🙄
Yeh kya paglon ki tarah hr jagah accounts bnatay rehtey hu tum log 😡 kuch time bad ja credit and debit card mortgage accounts k chakron main paro gy "account" se hate hu gi :bomb:
Queen bhi queen thi that's why husband never leav her king hota tu shayed koi bhi wedding last na hoti 😀
royal family aur "your space" …hahahaha wese tu wo khud apni space bi own ker sekte hain…Nika Prince tu facebook per bi hai ki naam hai kake da …Prince Herry
shadi ??? Hahahah chalo fir tum bi prince of Bathinda ban jao gey fir tumne hamain kab lift kerwani hai…Wese meri info ke mutabik PIPA ki sirf shaadi per teyar hai tum se …..(Pak ki sari ladkian tu shyed na hon)
oye omree bhai main ksi sa shadi nhi kar rha 😮
Originally posted by Ali8307:
shadi 🙄
haan to ek dam sa shadi divorce ki baatain main smja shyd omree future ki tiyari main lagy hoye hai 😎
princess Kate ki niki sis yar, yeh bi nai pata tumhain ..lol
PIPA????? :left:
haan to ek dam sa shadi divorce ki baatain main smja shyd omree future ki tiyari main lagy hoye hai 😎
ohhh nice thank you gi thank you … 😛
wasy mane suna hai royal family my space use karti :left: ksi din chkr mar k aata ho :right:
jab main obama sa tweet kar sakta ho royal kis khaeet ki moli hai 🙄
ab jab Ali ne annie ki sas ka ziker kia tu aik dam Ali mujay koi 75 yrs ka luga, Bhudha khosat , na muh mai daant na pait mai aant….per hath mai cell phone and still chating ….abb koi pata nai ke annie ki saas se bat ker raha hai ki Queen ok UK se ..
ammani mujay lugta hai royal family mai last successful wedding khud Queen ki hi thi baad mai tu divorce hi divorce ..
Bna don gi tum he add karna ussy or tum he baat :insane:
jab main obama sa tweet kar sakta ho royal kis khaeet ki moli hai 🙄
Wese I can imagine him even in his 80 wo login kar raha hu ga many sites PA with this face (:mad:)sath main wla hula wla kuwata bolta hua :faint:
Royals! Wo he haal hu ga jo Diana or uske to be husband ka hua tha :left:
anila ki saas ko bhi ek account bna do na 🙄
mane to aaj tak ya naam nhi suna :left: chlo koi baat nhi hai to gori 🙄
or poetry post kiya kro :left:
mane to aaj tak ya naam nhi suna :left: chlo koi baat nhi hai to gori 🙄
Chabli na Mara karo :irked:
jab hum pochty hai to nakhry kar rhi thi ab ho gai na situation serious 😡 3 pakistani mar diye hai in ka kuch or irada to nhi? Kuch dino phaly pakistanio ka dar oslo main 100 bandy mar diye thy.
mujy hussain haqani sa twitter pa pta chla hai k in last 4 days amazon pa aluminum bats ki 400% ziyda sell hoi hai :left: mujy on main sa ek mil geya to sab sa phly pta hai kis ka sar torro ga :irked:
Akku ka? :left:
Shoro main tu lil fight lag rahi thi :left: khud Pakistani blacks ko support kar rahe thy internet par itna support kia ye tu bare bewafa kom nikli iss se ache tu sikh community hai aik sikh ki shop hai cricket bats and hockey ki uss na wo sab Pakistani Muslim ko di hai fight karney k liya jitni chahe lay lo uss ki shop mosque k pass hai jab namaz time hoye hain ajj khud sikh log mosque ko look after kar rahe thy Birmingham ka sab se famous town "bull ring" ko tor dia :worried: or Ajj tu goron ne threats den hain k mosques main fire dalen gy fight kya thi or kya hu gi :right: ghoom phir k log Muslim par attack par a jate hain :worried:
its sad yaad Birmingham main situation serious hu gi hai abz k dad bohat ache friend thay Pakistan same village se belong karte thy unke dono son ki death hoi hai mosque ki look after kar rahe thy one jamecan black guy deliberately bang the can into mosque wall :worried: three muslins died….
Amani yeh riot khuch ghalat rang le rahay hai abb, mujay to koi big game lugrai hai, Annie thek kehti hai is bare mai …i am totally agreed with her ..
nhi tumara 😡 kitny dino sa poch rhy thy tum sa lakin tum to gongi ka gurr kha k pari thi :irked:
Mujhy sab fun lag raha tha log shops main cheezain nikal rahe hain :left: ab mosque attack hua tu pata chala its serious weekend tak shan and abz jayen gy unn boys k janazay main or ye bhi dekh ayen gy situation kitni worse hai its sab 2brothers die soon after when their dad hear he also die couse of heart attack aik ghar main 3log :worried: other's boy dad said main mosque se nikal kar zakhmion ko first aid dene laga kisi ne awaz di chaoudhri sab ye app ka beta hai pass ja k dekha tu mera beta khon main lat Pat tha but openly he said main koi protest kuch nahi karon ga ramzan ka mahina hai allah ki cheez thi uss ne ly li ab gore jealous hain k itne serious matter main Islam allah and ramdhan ki batein kar rahe hain Muslims that's why made threats k mosque shaheed Karen gy sab ki sab let's see wese tu police k saath individually Pakistani bhi security guard bane huye hain mosques streets and shops k
Yeh pechlay kuch saloon se every ramdhan main he kion unhoniyan hoti hain :left:
Mujhy England se koi humdardi nahi na he kesi British Pakistani se :irked: but I will pray for mosques and islaam
yar bas shyed Allah hum muslims ko imtahan mai daal raha hai, per yeh ramazan app west walon ke ley imtahan le ker aya hai, bas namaz per ker duwa kia kro Allah dushmano ko bi takleef na dekhay …2005 mai ramazan tha earthquake aya millionsov people use ho gay uss mai, last year foold aya tu bi ramazan tha again millions effect howay, aur iss bat west ke muslim per imtahan ….
Yahan EDL wale always want koi colour ppl uk main na hu but wo kabhi election win nahi huye çoz of unity in black and Asians ab ye he sab apas main dushman ban gy hain or wo itne khush hain k ab uk clean hu jaye ga or ye coloured khud Karen gy humain kuch hassle nahi karne pari gi :worried: what a shame!
han tu yehi to soch raha hon jahan bi koi problem ho muslim per hi sabb ka ghusa aur zor chalta hai, shyed yeh gore kale muslims se derte hain wo bi bila waja ….aur iss mai koi ill mind hi involve ho sakta hai riot ko new side per turn kerne mai jese ke RAW and MOSAD etc
Sadly in new page! :worried:
Yeah one 11yrs old boy have been arrested in looting baki bhi zyada youngster he hain kudh he social services ko choti choti baat par parents ko threat karne bheejte hain 😆 khud he bhuktain ab main tu kehti hon mosques ko kuch na hu bas thora sa British Pakistanis ko thora jhatka lage and politician help k liye Pakistan se advice lay 😎
Allah maaf Kare 😆 omree jese sensitive log tu ro rahe hon gy mujhy bhi innocent boys ki death par sad laga and mosque attack bhi sad tha but omree kabhi in British ko Pakistan ki tareefain karna sunaien tu Pakistan se pathar phainkain inn ko blacks and goron k saath mil kar
kihdhr uk main? Abhi to aag lagi hai thora jalny to do 🙄 jab apny mulk ko chor k dosro politics main tangain aarain gay to ya nateeja nikla ga 😆 suna uk k pm na kya kha british parents na apny bacho ki achi tarbeeyat nhi ki.
Allah maaf Kare 😆 omree jese sensitive log tu ro rahe hon gy mujhy bhi innocent boys ki death par sad laga and mosque attack bhi sad tha but omree kabhi in British ko Pakistan ki tareefain kartay sunaien tu Pakistan se pathar phainkain inn ko blacks and goron k saath mil kar
recession k din hai maa baap bacho ko kuch la k da nhi sakty bachy khud he la k aa rhy hai 😆 masjid main agr iphones or smartphone miltty hoon gay to log zror aaye ga werna energy kon waste kary ga itni dair main to ghar bhar lain gay 🙄
allah karain jaldi aman a jaye :worried:
bechara london :angel:
Bechara England :psmurf: :psmurf: Iss bar Christmas and new year sale par mere jese log he hon gy window shopping karney wale :p England walon ne tu 2,3yrs ka samaan akhata kar liya hu ga :insane:
Han han ki hai chand aik achey Pakistanion k liye dua sab k liye nahi teeray hain zyada tar uff dirty Pakistan bolney wale :p
agr ya isi trah gory apna molk gla gla k kaly hoty rahy to sab ziyda fida mujy ho ga 🙄
yaar england ko jalnay do leken pakistaniyon k leay duaa karo
agr ya isi trah gory apna molk gla gla k kaly hoty rahy to sab ziyda fida mujy ho ga 🙄
Dil tu Dukhe ga hi, jab Allah ne seene mai DIL deya hai tu wo yeh zulam dekh ker khoon ke aansoo hi rooe ga, rahi sensitivity ki bat tab mere mind tu abi tak LAL-MasJid raid hi bhool nai saka abi tak 1200 innocent we killed per koi awaz nai koi faryaad nai ….
agreed per 1200 mar deye 4 rocket luncher and 8 automatic guns ke ley …aur jo mujrim they wo tu fir bi bach gay hon gay….
sary to nhi thy innocent :left: gas mask, rocket luncher, automatic weapons in ka masjid main kya kam tha bhala?
sary to nhi thy innocent :left: gas mask, rocket luncher, automatic weapons in ka masjid main kya kam tha bhala?
Main Pakistan se kya nikli kisi se mulk sambhala he nahi gya :left: ye sabh war or khon baha ki batein tu sirf books main milti thi 1947 or uske baad ki 2war Ken ya phir Khalid raof k Kashmir topic Par dramon main :awww:
khalid raouf tu mazi bun geya, nation ko war pherha pherha ke aur war ki tv dramaz dekha dekha ker ab real mai The Great war game dekh rahe hain ider ….
ali bhai allah ke qasam wo sara aslaha lal masjid me armi waloon ne apna rakhwa k show karwaya, Qk itna zulm jo kia tha. Phir drama to karna he tha.Omree bhai 4 ur kind N4mation not 1200, 1600 innocent killed instead of 1200 :worried:
Acha dekhna kal multan mai kahan asa hoi jay tu shyed tum pain bi feel ker dako, 2, 4 years ki age ke kids aur hamari sister have been slaughtered there, aur ap Perwaz Masharaf ko rote ho …At 2:30 it was finilised with Ch Shujahat that Ghazi will leave the place n kids n ladies should not be attacked, but u know what happened ..???? Presidency refused it n decided to attacked ….. Ch Shujahat jawa hai, shaikh Rasheed said PM went for ice cream and said we have decided what we are gonna do..Media influence sab khuch nai yar, Madrisa Hiffsa mai mere bhot se jane walon ki betian, behne thin jin ka aj tak koi pata nai…..
@khan bhai sara islha army na nhi rakha tha parveez mushraf ka plane pa guided missile sa hamla hoya tha wo missile kidhr sa aaya tha? Ya sab log agent thy jino na jaima haifza ki larkiyo ko hostage bna rakha tha or sab na dakha tha gazi abdul rasheed kis trah arrest hoya tha.
Acha bahi jo zabardasti ka islam kia hota hai janab, Allah subhana addresses ke : "Burai ko dekho tu usse hath se ruko, nai tu moh se roko, nai tu usse dil se bura jano"per tum log Perveez 0usharaf ba islam ho gay ho..bas farak sirf itna hai
Ali kabi Lal Majid gay ya dekhi thi tumne?? Jo chinese ko kidnap kia wo police ke sath mil ker Kehba-Khana chala rahe the ….tu wo complaint kis se kerte jan police hi sath mili thi….Tum multan mai bethy bas media influence mai hi ho real kia hai kuch pata nai tumhain shyed …..
:faint:
Bilkul thek islam main hai k agr burai ko dakho to phaly force sa roko mujy lagta tha gazi brothers jo kuch kar rhy thy wo ghulat hai so i did that power sa rok diya sab kuch according to islam hoya na???
@Omree operation sa phaly jo lal masjid walo na chinese ko kidnap kiya tha or roads pa pamphlet takseem kiye thy? Or jab operation k waqt army na jab student k parents ko andr beja tha or par jo andar sa firring hoi thi? Ya to zabrdasti ka islam tha jab saza jaza ka haq allah k pass hai to lal masjid waly kon hoty hai??
oh mary bhai main bhi to yahi kha rha ho wo log zabrdasti ka islam la k thary thy jo on logo na kha diya wo such hai baki sab jhoot hai mujy achi trah sa pta hai k chinese ka saloon main kiya hota tha lakin wo molvee thakydar to nhi thy islam k jo insaf karny ponch gay. Chinese muslim to nhi thy. Rasool Pak ka zamany main bhi to sex worker thi kitni qateel hoi? Even that wo wakeyaa to suna ho ga ek sex worker ko piyasa kutta nazar aaya os na apny jooty main pani dal k kutty ko pilaya khuda na os k sary ghunna maaf kar diye or os din k bad jab kabhi os orat na dua ki barish ho gai. Humain apna islam theek karna chaiye na k dosro ka.
@khan bhai sara islha army na nhi rakha tha parveez mushraf ka plane pa guided missile sa hamla hoya tha wo missile kidhr sa aaya tha? Ya sab log agent thy jino na jaima haifza ki larkiyo ko hostage bna rakha tha or sab na dakha tha gazi abdul rasheed kis trah arrest hoya tha.
han bilkul theek bola, Cat house mai Kehba Khana islamabad establishemt ki mili bhat se chalta rahe, Fohash Movies khulay aam bikti rahain aur police aur intazamia ko hissa milta rehe …. Marriot mai ghunah ka karobar hota rahe ……Pakistan ka president Rat Sharab ke nasha mai bol de ke Lal masjid burai hai ise by force khatam ker do …..Bilkul thek bola Ali bhai …. Mai tu convince ho geya
Bilkul thek islam main hai k agr burai ko dakho to phaly force sa roko mujy lagta tha gazi brothers jo kuch kar rhy thy wo ghulat hai so i did that power sa rok diya sab kuch according to islam hoya na???
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
last two lines samajh ai 😀 ooooper ka sab :faint: roza lga dia :irked:
Ali ko samjaya hai shyed usse smaj aaje …
kya kha sakty hai hum on logo ko agr khuda na khasta ya sab ksi mazloom k sath……… Allah na kary or hum log chup kr k bhaty hai. ab khud he btao jab ksi sex worker ko apni izat ka khyal nhi to hum osy kasy rok sakty hai?? Goli mar k?? Osy paiso ki zrorat hai osy hath na lgao or paisy da ek din to wo bhi ghunna sa bbach jaye gai is sa bhtr jihad kya ho gai?Or in logo ko lazmi marna hai jo paisy la da khush hai on logo ko ja k maro na jo ghreeb mazloom logo ki izat sa khalty hai. Hum na to aaj tak nhi suna koi mullah on k bary main koi baat kary. Aisa pta hai kyou hai??
kya kha sakty hai hum on logo ko agr khuda na khasta ya sab ksi mazloom k sath……… Allah na kary or hum log chup kr k bhaty hai. ab khud he btao jab ksi sex worker ko apni izat ka khyal nhi to hum osy kasy rok sakty hai?? Goli mar k?? Osy paiso ki zrorat hai osy hath na lgao or paisy da ek din to wo bhi ghunna sa bbach jaye gai is sa bhtr jihad kya ho gai?Or in logo ko lazmi marna hai jo paisy la da khush hai on logo ko ja k maro na jo ghreeb mazloom logo ki izat sa khalty hai. Hum na to aaj tak nhi suna koi mullah on k bary main koi baat kary. Aisa pta hai kyou hai??
acha ali bhai ap mujhy ye bataain k jub commando ka pehla dasta under dakhil ho gia to us pe to kesi ne us lancher ya bandooq se fire nahi kia jo lal masjid me maojod tha, jub k saaray innocent Quran ke tilawat kar rahy thay. Is leay us dastay ne apni bandoqain neechay kar di k hum inko Q maarain jub in k hathon me bandooq nahi allah ka kitab hy. Aur phir dosray dastay ko ye kehtay hoye under bheja gia k jo apny banday order obey nahi kar rahay pehlay unko maaro nd then…. :worried:
Swaab k liye comment kia 😀
chalo fir sawab mai meri % nikalo jaldi se..
bas gi app ko dekh ker rang pakra hai, mai ne bi socha muft ki income hai ..lol
😀 nehlay pe dehla app ne bhi mangnay walon main name likhwa liya :p
Payment kabhi nahi kisi ne ki jitni bhi frEe duayen du 😀
chalo payment na sai per unn ki account books mai credit tu bunta jata hai na….
App azad hain hum tu suited booted hu kar bhi azad nahi gora aik cue ki tarah seedha rakhtay hai or app cue kya ulta seeda agay peechay kisi k sar par bhi Beeth kar kuch bolan koi rok tok nahi hum tu bas yahan tu log zyada tar medicines par servive karte hain either heart related hu ya depression ki :p
fir vi mujay nai pata ke app azad ho ke hum, wese mujay tu abi bi lugta hai azad nai hain ….bilkul bi nai…Bas goron ki ghulami khatam hoi aur waderon, jagirdaon aur politicians ki ghulami shuru ho gai……
Wo sab nafal parh k udhar maaf karwa lete hain :faint: Happy independence day pakistanion! 😀
hahahaha nawafil pher ke….kia bat ki Amani…And Happy independence day to you too dear … Per dekho ham log aazadi ke baad bi ghulam hain aur app log tu hamare Aaka ho abi tak ya fir ap azaad howe hi nai abi ke istamari power ke hi country mai socail security ley bethay hoooo ……..ab pata nai hum azzad hai ke app UK wale Pakistani… Allah Knows…but fir vi:::Happy independence day:::
47 !? Roshni dalo zara
salam doston 🙂
Ho na hu 47 zror hon gy :p
ye hum independant kub se hay omree bhai?Acha choray is qissay ko, omree nd mani aj ali ko pakartay hain. Jes ne koi pochna hy to ali saib hazir hy, par ali jo b bolay ga such bolay ga 🙂
oh ali online…?Ali saiba sanga ye? 🙂
waisay omree nd mani, ali rozay b nahi rakhta or sehri me uthta b hy, lets anybody ask to him 😉
han bai Ali pehle btao tumhare muh mai kitne daand hain ….. :lol:ab sach sach btana ke 40 hain ki 48 .. 🙂
dar asal me pani pe raha tha isleay thora delay ho gia :worried:anyway :up: 4 u 🙂
omree kia haal hy? Roza band kar lia 🙂
Wa salaam khan bhai bare race lgai app page na ly jao :p thank god I won 😀
"azaad ho gay aj phir se"kia matlab?
@khan bhai Shaiba rembo ki biwi hai mujy kya pta wo sanga hai ya panga hai :left:
nai Lala iss bat per mai Ali ke sath hon, dekho Ali ki intension tu roza ki hoti hai per aage sehat ijazat nai deti to bas iftaar koi din mai 5, 6 bar ker leta hai…..
LAla roza band hai abb, sida fridge mai bund kia hai ke thanda rahe pora din … :Papp sunao Azad ho gay aaj phir se … 😆
New page! :hat:
@khan bhai Shaiba rembo ki biwi hai mujy kya pta wo sanga hai ya panga hai :left:
matlab ke Happy Independance Day Lala …… Lala tum bi na ab slow ho gai ho, khuch badam wadam kahya kro Amani ki comission nikaal ker …. 😆
haha…wo sahiba hy saiba nahi 🙂 nd i mean ali sb, kaisay ho?
:irked: main kab sa bhata tha k new page……… :troll:
Azad tu I think koi country nahi yahan bhi tu royal wadera :p Raj hai religious activities k liye chila chila k permissions leni parti wese kehlatey hum azad hain but hain nahi 😎
Wo sab goron ki countries time par uthta hai itna naik nahi sehri k liye uthay :whistle:
chalo dekhte hain kitne ginta hai,Ali abb jaldi bi kro bhai, ider din char aya hai tumhari ginti ke shaker mai aur tu aur independance day ki 21 topoon ki salami bi ho chukki ab tu
yaar omree mujhy to 32 ka pata hy or 40 48 ka nahi pata. Leken ap ne swal mushkil pocha hy ali se, ab dakho na mani sis ali becharay ko waisay he vomiting ho jati hy to baar moh me ungli daal kar kasay ginay ga? Isi leay to mohallay me gia hy 🙂
yaar omree, ali ne bara time laga dia jwab denay me, shayed gin raha hy
hahahahaha ….Chal lala fir manu vi neeinder aa gai, Rub Rakha …
I just guessed roshni dentist he dale ga :p
mujay tu lugta hai sirf apne hi nai muhulley walon ke bi gin raha hai ke confirm ho je kahin zeyada ya kum tu nai hain ….Wese lala yeh 40 ya 48 daant hote kis ke hain ….
Wo Ali kabhi hasa nahi or hasney wali baat par bhi moh zor se band rakhta hai :left: but he has big mouth kisi ko kuch bhi bolta hai :right: ab itna band kholay moh main 32dant tu thy he 11 oper neechey or ban gy hon gy :left: mashroom ki tarah 😮
masjid k bahir betha ho ga k koi bacha masjid se bahir kub neklay ga, or haan agar kesi ne jooti….samjh lia to 1,2 daant lost b ho saktay hain allah na karain 😆
chor ke daarhi me thinka, isleay wo ghaeb he hogia 🙂
amani roshni dalne ka bola tha, root cannal ka nai …
sohnay rab dy hawalay, rub rakha….
48 main sa pory 16 dant kam hai :left: ya subha subha sab ko mary danto sa kya dusmani par gai hai :irked:
Ye page Ali k daants k naam :sherlock: Ajj tu zror mirror dekh kr brush karo gy :insane:
💡 ajj sirf sar sink main rakh k dho lu eid pe bath ly lena :p
Ehhhhhhhhh ganda :p
Kya ganda??? 😡 mane kha tha 14 Auigust or eid ek sath aa gaye :irked: smaj nhi aa rhi eid pa nhao ya aaj :irked:
aaj dant he nhi saaf karta main
sar pa pani daly bgair naho ga phr eid pa :left:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
:doh: chalo aaj niyat kr lo sirf or eid per naha lena :p
hahahah wesi EID per bi bath lene ki kia zarurat hai … aik bar Baker Eid per Bakkre ke sath hi naha lena … 🙂
hahhahahah…..
wasy eid pa bhi nhany ki kya zrorat hai 🙄 abhi 4 maheny phaly he to nhaya tha :irked:
wasy eid pa bhi nhany ki kya zrorat hai 🙄 abhi 4 maheny phaly he to nhaya tha :irked:
is saal nhi pechly saal wali ki baat kar rha ho :right:
Char mahenay pehle eid bhi hu gi :insane: mujhy pata he nahi chala :irked:
:faint:
Let's jump!
new page main hansnay wali kon si baat hai?? :irked:
New page! :hat:
wo thi na eid wo 12 rabi ul awal wali :left:
wasy eid pa bhi nhany ki kya zrorat hai 🙄 abhi 4 maheny phaly he to nhaya tha :irked:
wo thi na eid wo 12 rabi ul awal wali :left:
Tum hu he itne good looking ya kuttey peechay lage thy or abhi tak bhag rahe hu pani se :nervous:
Let's jump!
Comments send kiye hon gy tum ne but shayed network slow hu ga :whistle:
han … Huss is leya raha tha ke roza Ali ka nai toota page khane per…Wese mai soch raha hon ke yeh bas 1 page ki jump bi kia jump hoi Amani long jump kini long ho sakti hai kabi socha ..?
han yehi bat ki thi, tum tu bhot sharp mind ki nikli ke jhat se booj leya ….
Tareef hui kya? :left:
All the way from uk to Pakistan :p 4,700km I think :left:
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
ek min main btata ho 🙄
han khuch khuch ..abb koi accept bi kre tu na..
mane to abhi tak itni bari lgai hai :left: http://my.opera.com/mt-angel/blog/show.dml/14279852?startidx=2050#comments
link hai :left:
ok bolo …..
yeh kia …. Link send kia tumne ya shyed koi ghar ber ho gai tumhari jump ke sath ..??
yar active link share kia kro, abb kon isse copy paste kerta rahe …..Jao hum nai visit kerte link … 😦
03 pages pa 325 comments thy or har comment main 25 bar yani total 8125 bar :left:
may be that mile stone placed in pesh: musium bt i don't know nd never been i visite of the said musium.Okay omree bhai traveeh time,omree ali mani batry lo bye hehehe…(baqol e mona)
hahahahh !!! han yar LALA mai ne bi suna tha,per abb wo mile stone peshaware museum mai rukha hai shyed ..
😛
Hahahahahaha….
per yar Ali ki BIG jump ka koi maza nai aaya …. mai samja koi bhot hi unique bat hogi ..:left: :right:
active link hai isy open karo opera ka he page khuly ga jidhr mane 3 pages ki jump lgai thi :left:
4,700 km,yes mani u r right. Peshawar GT road jo k shershah soori road b kehlata hy us p near armi stadium 1 mail stone laga tha jo k abhi abhi 8,10 saal pehlay road k kushadgi ke waja se hata dia gia us p likha tha london 4,800 km
Ali dekha hai tumhara jump :p ab zara gin k btao tum ne wahan loser kitni baar bola 😎
Wo uss age main ye Ali k liye unique tha ab wo 21 hai :p
mane kabhi bhi bread pa makhan nhi lgaya :left:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
shakal Dekhi hai kabhi apni :p
Mujhy sirf itna poochna hai jab garmiyon main garmi hadd se barh jati hai tu Ali apne balon hai hair clip lgata ha ya two ponny bnata hai? :nervous:
phala swal 10 hzar k lye aap ki mobile screen pa "in main kon sa country main amani rahti hai?"1. UK2. Englistan3. England4. United Kingdom
adaaabb !!! adaaabb 😀 😀 lugta hai audience ko pasand aaya yeh
Wah wah bohat khoob! 😀 😀
haan jab wo pechly saal nahaya tha na to os 6 maheny phaly dakhi thi shkal :sherlock: abhi tak mirror………… :left:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
iss bat per aik kata arz hai:Kis zamane ki bat kerti ho Dil dukhane ki bat kerti noAli ne Barso se muh nai dhoya Tum nahane ki bat kerti ho 😀 😀 😆
na jala karo marry sa itna 😎
hahahah julti hai Amani ki jooti … :Pyar tumse piyar itna hai ke tumhari her bat per piyar ata hai iss ley tumhain zara tang kerte hai …
yaar ap log bhool gaye hain, aj ali se ques: poochnay ka din hy or ali ke taraf se mera wada hy k ali such such bolay ga, so lets ask the ques nd first ques…yes amani, u 🙂
🙄
well jab garmi ziyda ho gati hai to main heater on kr k os k samny bhat jata ho 😎 zaheer ko zaheer marta hai :left:
lumbe baal hain, aur Ali kai saal se nahaya bi nai tu inn zulfoon mai lice bi hongi….:no: :no: abb pata nai Norway Rats big honge ke Ali ki head lice ….. Allah bchae abb
Ali garmi mai….:whistle: poneytail bunata hai ….
hmm…yes, ye jwab drust hy french beard.Acha, ab mera swal, wo ye k itni achi personality hy, french beard b banatay ho to profile pic Q nahi lagwatay?
New page! :hat:Hahahhahaha….I reserved it
lambay bal :left:
kidhr ochlti phr rhi ho?
na baba, yeh jump ka chaker khatam kro ab ….. 😦
lambay bal :left:
balo ki french beard bnata ho :beard:
Hahahahahaha…. Sach zuban pr a jata hai Ali sorry :nervous:
Baloon ko kya kartey hu heater k agey allah hu allah hu karete hu bal ghooma ghooma ke :left:
pic kyou ya itna bara blog nhi bnaya hoya :irked:
na baba na, ye mery swal ka jwab nahi hy.Prof pic Q nahi lagwatay?
pic kyou ya itna bara blog nhi bnaya hoya :irked:
aur haan omree point to be noted, mani k swal se to ye zahir hogia k ali ne baray lambay lmabay baal rakhain hain, hmm…sanjay chacho hor kee haal ay tuhada?
ya oper hai to pic or kon si lagao :left: mary kon sa 10 sar hai :faint:
nahi ali bhai ye mani k swal ka jwab nahi, plz proper jwab do, k clip lagatay ho ya tow ponny? 🙂
dakh bhai jaldi kr i'm waiting :worried: Qk mery sonay ka time ho gia hy, or is k baad omree ne b kuch pochna hy
sar ki tasveer :left: sirf baal he nazr aaye ga :left:
🙄
lice ka sath sath wo yellow comb bhi nzar aaye gai :left:
yar jo aik ser hai na ussi ki lugao ….. Bachpan ki tu luga di abb 55 ki bi lugao zara…. 😛
hahahha …. Well as u say
nai sirf baal nai mujay yakeen hain ke head lice bi dekhin ja sakain gi… 😀
yar Lala tum Ali ki bat kerte ho, khud bi tu kabi without sun glasses picture nai dekhai abi tak, mai koi hazaar bar keh chuka hon per tum kulti mar jate ho…
dakh yaar is phank walay ko hata do or hum apnay yaar ke 1 cute se pic dakhnay chahtay hain beshak lice he lice nazar ajaye
ab dakho na is me kia hirj hy, bal mery b thoray se lambay hain or mujhy b 1 lice ne tang kia hoa hy jesko nekalnay ke koshish kar rha hon :confused:
meri to aankhain teerhi hain na yaar, 1 to tu samjhta nahi, or ali koi gunja to hy nahi 🙂
ghlat baat omree phtan ko aanek otarny k kabhi nhi khaty :left:
hahahhahaha !!!! LALA aanek nai utarta aur Ali apna 55 sala face nai dekhata … kia ajooba ho yar tum donu ..
omree me ne to saaf saaf bata dia na, aur kia chaheay apko :confused:Ali bhai ye omree b kesi ajobay se kum nahi, kesi ke baat ka yaqeen he nahi inko. Acha omree mujhy apnay office ka address idhar bata do me khud ap se milnay k leay ajata hon, so plz post ur add: here
nai yar LALA cell number mere pas tu nai per shyed ALi ke pas ho, last msg ane tak she is okay but her lil brother hot howa hai and she was there in hospital …. Allah kahir kare
acha theek hy leken apna off: add: to do na, me ne milna hy ap se 🙂
nai yar yakeen hai LALA, abb mai bolon ga glasses utarne ka …
ali bhai, amani k accident ka pata chala hy apko?Ap k pas agar mani k cell num hy to ap ne rabta kia hy k nahi?
nhi yar mujy to pta nhi tha accident kya hoya hai? Mane osy mail bhi ki thi lakin koi reply nhi aaya or os ka no. Bhi nhi mil rha.
nhi yar mujy to pta nhi tha accident kya hoya hai? Mane osy mail bhi ki thi lakin koi reply nhi aaya or os ka no. Bhi nhi mil rha.
ali bhai hum to being a gud friends idhar se duaa he kar saktay hain, or wo hum musalsal kar rahay hain k Allah un k bhai ke sehat ko jald recover kar k apnay ghar me aain or amani ke sari preshanioun ko Allah door karain. Ameen
ameen
ameen
Heyyyy Ali baba dua du comment kiya main NE :p
Allah Apko Lumbi omer Atta kre bacha … ..
ja bachi meri dua hai aaj k bad tary har Saturday ka bad sunday ho ga 🙄
ja bachi meri dua hai aaj k bad tary har Saturday ka bad sunday ho ga 🙄
haan ek wallpaper download kiya tha na :left:
14th ko kuch special kia tha kya?
UFfffff kitna ahsan kia Pakistan par :rip:
or proud bhi nhi kiya :happy:
14th ki evening tak tu main tot phot gi thi haan subh opera par aik US id se barey strange messages aye thy :left: ajj jab online ai tu wo id he deleat thi :faint: pata nahi kon tha kahan gya :sst:
kon ci id ka ziker hai?14 ko without silencer ke bike chalaya, pore muhule ki zindigi agiran ki bike ki SuperSonic sound se :Phum proud Pakistani hain khuch zeyada nai kerte ke Pakistan ka khuch bhala hi na ho gai..Hona tu yeh chae ki 14 ko hum 1 hour zeyada work karain, ya Masoom Pakistanion ki help kahain, ya khuch bi asa karain ke Pakistani ki development pace increase ho per hum ke tehre Pakistani ….proud hain ke Pakistan kahin development hi na kerna shuru ker dain …. So 14 ok holiday kerte hain ….Fir kehte hai Proud Pakistani….Kesa luga?
Ab tu Pakistan borha hu gya hai kyon baba g ko tang kartey hu app log garEebi tu hai he guzara hu jaye ga sakoon tu den na :pWo id US ki tha Francisco ki thi :left: someone strange I think :worried:
Uss ki id 14th ki subh bani sham main finish or uski friends and favourite main bhi sirf main he thi :left: friend request jab send ki saath main message tha add me I am passionate about Pakistan azadi mubarak amani :worried:
:p :p
wa !!! 14 August ki ID, kahain Qaid-e-Azam ki roh ki ID tu nai thi ??? you are blessed Amani … 😀
phr koi new mona tyar ho rhi ho gai :left: galti sa tumain msg main wish kr diya ho ga bad main akkeel main baay pari ho gi k is k page pa to country uk hai ya phaly pochy gai…….. 😆 is lye delete kr di ho gi.
tondi mondi amani 😆 😆
tondi mondi amani 😆 😆
Tondi mondi matlab? :left: or tum hassy kyon 🙄
Ali bad yar!! dont say that ager Amani ko meanings pata chele tu hurt hogi …..
Ab tu mujhy meanings sunay he sunay hain shak dal dia omree app NE mere mind main :worried:
see that indian is also on my side :left: main bhi to yahi kha rha tha. Tumain ek story sunany ki khoshish bhi ki thi lakin…………. Hmari traf ek bara mashor sentence hai aksar mill worker boltay hai "mill ki yari gate tak" act upon on it.
Originally posted by Ali8307:
6 months :left: mujhy tu six weeks kaha doctors NE :worried:
New page! :hat:
Aam baat he bta do tell me na I won't mind Ali ki chablian mujhy pata hain :irked:
tondi means totty hoye hath wali 😆 main bhi ek dfa tonda hoya tha 6 month sa ziyda k lye.
Han wo tumhari baat pori nahi suni thi btana mujhy but sad thing is why he comes and go silently English tu uski American thi medical ka student bhi lag raha tha uni ka naam bhi btaya main sooch rahi thi Ali iss se mil kar zror khush ho ga :left: but chala he gya wo keh raha tha I love Pakistan wana go there as ppls wish to visit saudia one day I will main NE uss din happy independent day guys likha tha uSs NE kaha tomorrow is black day in Kashmir so changed your head line main kar deti pr wo chala gya :awww: itni tareef bhi ki thi I so proud to have you as friend I hope its last long blah blah I think main uss par shak kar rahi k vishal hindo name hai ye or wo issi liye disappointed. Hu gya I felt bad I couldn't understand his thought he was only 22yrs :left:
choro yar …. Koi khas bat nai hai
kya pochna hai 🙄 tondi mondi ka meaning :p
Wo stranger ki baat bta rahi thi uss NE btaya wo US main medical student hai causin k ghar rehta hai….Then wohi question regarding my work…Then he said I am from jammu Kashmir I tell him about azad Kashmir. Then he pray for freedom of Kashmir suddenly he ask he trust indians :worried: Wo kisi k nahi bantey bari bari baatein kartey hai they are business minded and users :left: I ask tum khud bhi hu he said Strictly am not Indian don't call ma that word :nervous: main NE kaha passport dekho kahan ka hai India ka na Kashmir tu nahi….Uss NE name vishal btaya its Hindu name isn't it?He said no its Hindu Muslim and sikh names kehta hai sab uss country k logon ko deleat karo never call them friends I said some are Muslim :left: kehta hai sab Indians ki mentality same hai hindo's are worse why you not understanding :awww: I ask him do you fast kehta hai main kamzoor sa hon bhook bardasht nahi hoti :p then I ask ok tell me ajj kon sa ramdhan hai or fast kese kartey hai uss k kuch der baad id ghaiyeb :rip:
chal Ali tu vi tunda ho chuka hai aur mai bi …per mai dar raha tha ke kethey Amani mind hi na ker je….. Kion Amani?
tondi means totty hoye hath wali 😆 main bhi ek dfa tonda hoya tha 6 month sa ziyda k lye.
Originally posted by Ali8307:
mujhy btao ab :worried:
kya pochna hai 🙄 tondi mondi ka meaning :p
Ali se hi pochu
meri to arm bone k middle main crack aa geya tha :left:
mujy q nhi btaya tha os american ka?? 😡 pakka yankee nhi tha is lye dil chota kr geya werna chewing gum ki trah :whistle:
tumhara frecture chota hoga na …ider tu pori aram bone 3 places se toote tu doc kehta hai 6 month wait ker than koi new aram luga dain gay … 😛
mujy q nhi btaya tha os american ka?? 😡 pakka yankee nhi tha is lye dil chota kr geya werna chewing gum ki trah :whistle:
Kese btati altogether 2hrs he baat hi hu gi wo bhi bar bar off line hu jati thi or sham ko accident hu gya main online ai he iss liye thi k happy independence day head line :p change karon pata nahi hospital main phone use karney den ya na wese he sab kashmiri friends naraaz hon gy 15th ko bhi celebrating kar rahi hon par wo uss se pehle he chala gya hota tu btati na tumhara aik twin bhi hai jo tumhari jesi thinking rakhta hai 😡 wese bhi wo doctor ban raha hai ussy itni harsh thinking. Nahi rakhni chahye patients kya sirf Kashmir+pak ka visa lay kar ayen gy :irked:
Yeah koi tu problem thi uski jo itna Darr pookh nikla ulti seedi bol k id khaib mujhy Sara din dra dra k :worried: don't say that word "Indian" don't call them "friends" you said that word again dra dra k ab India ko India na bolon tu African bolon kya :irked:Anyway forget that where's khan bhai?
pta nhi kafi arsy sa nhi dakha :left: wo kidhr gai hai wo yaad aai :left:
phr mary pa shak na karna mujy bhi nhi aati 🙄 lakin mjy itna pta tha k wo spam tha.
wo real main exsit karta ho ga to doctor bany ga 🙄 ho ga on main sa koi ek
Nahi engish bohat achi thi medical field ki batein bhi details main btai like my sis talk :faint: wo main jayda sakura Jon se baat karti rehti hon wo sab bhi US se hain vishal ka written style & English same thi unn main se kisi ko itni nahi ati :p
Kon yaad aai? :left:
salam friends
salam friends
w/salam kidhr ho aap aaj kal?
Ali khan bhai's 25yrs old causin killed by I don't know in Pakistan 3days ago :worried:
yeah read that.
He says killed by …… Who you think? Why khan bhai not telling the name?
oh baba sirf online aa k ya btaya hai k cousin ki death ho gai hai kya? Kyou? Kis trah ya sab tab pochna jab wo online ho :faint: apni traf guess na krna shro kar do :irked: why why why :irked:
No khan bhai wrote killed by…. He leav a space :left: kon hu ga?
Or maybe in peshawar something happen last month bhi khan bhai ka koi causin kidnap hu gya tha he told us bari mushkal se mila wo :left:
I don't know hmari traf to sirf karachi he main killing ho rhi hai may be odhr ho ya koi or reason ho :left:
Allah khair he kary.
We will pray :left:
pta nhi kya ho rha hai is mulk main :left:
mulk ko to koi bhi kuch nhi hony data lakin awam ko jo itna kuch ho rha hai wo :irked:
🙄
Bhai said some ppl took him out from mosque and kill him they sort called T*******!
Yeah its sad allah khair Kare ameen!
mulk ko khuch nai hota, yeh mera believe hai, per jo bi hai dil zaror dukhta hai
mulk ko to koi bhi kuch nhi hony data lakin awam ko jo itna kuch ho rha hai wo :irked:
Jese Allah ki merzi, per duwa kro ke sab acha ho jai abb
shroat aap se karte han :yes:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
bilkul sai kaha Ahsan bhai, chalo fir Allah ka naam le ker ..
new page :hat:
lets jump 😀
chlo bismillah :yes:
or khtam ahsan pa kary gay :left:
bas duwa kro aur apne amaal theek kerne ki kooshish kerte hain sare …
or khtam ahsan pa kary gay :left:
jump ka apna maza hai !!! :ko:
Han new page :troll:
nhi new page :hat:
Kese hu Alpha-lima_india?eid holidays hoi? Or Oscar-mike_Romeo-echo_echo app ki eid shopping hui? and kilo-hotel-alpha-November Bravo_hotel_alpha_india app ko eid holidays hoin?
tum eid waly din work pa ho gi 😆 😆 😆
missed my name :p :p Wednesday ko hai phali chutti :up:
So 🙄 kitnay log hote hain :right: Kya pata Sunday ko hu jaye never know :left:
agr chand bhi tumari trah cheater hai to shyd sunday ko eid ho jaye werna agr 29 bhi ho to monday ko ho gi eid :p
Eid leav no :awww: I am working 9 to 5 agr Sunday ko hui phir tu hu jaye gi otherwise next year sahi :p but we have Asian mela first sat/sun after eid might go and see :up:
alpha_mike_alpha_November_India tumain kab sa ho rhi hai holidays? :whistle:
I changed it india is ur favourite word. so I was In excite to wrote it first :p
:rip: Umeed pe duniya qayim hai kya pata saudia wale kahin kar lo eid hum aik roza galti se kha gy thy 😎
Or agr 30 hon tu wo 1 roza kahan rakhtay hu? :left:
ma to kbhi kbhi pore 29 roze kha jata ho :nervous:
pahla roza to ma har baar test k toar pa rakhta ho 😀
pory 5 ho gay aaj 🙄
ali bhai kidhar ghaeb thay? How r u?
mike_alpha_november_india sis meri chtthi kidhar hy? Meri to eid b field p hogi :worried:
idher he tha ksi na dakha nhi :left:
Main bhi eid pe kaam kaam kaam or sirf kaam karon gi :angel: qaid_e_azam kitna khush hon gy sun k 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
ali bhai qasam se me kal b apko msg karna chahta tha leken doston ne game k leay bula lia or raat 12.30 tak to badminton kheltay rahay :)mani tum khan bhai ke sis jo ho, isleay eid p duty karni he karni hy :up:
wese bi Qais-e-Azam ne iss ley farmaya, ke tu chaal mai aya …
valentine day aur xmas per jo abb sare excitment mai rehte hain
ab eid k trend purana ho geya hai aksar log to bor ho jaty hai :left:
mane to pore 3 din ka plane bhi kar lya bahir family k sath ghomne ka 😀
Allah Allah te khair Sulla ….. lo ji eid muk gai
haan or distance bhi kam ho gaye hai call ya msg kro or bs eid mubarak :irked:
or meri eidi :sst:
eidi udhar ker lo fir
aur han ali bhai eid k trend ko purana mat samjho, jub tumharay bachain hongay to apko pata chal jaiga k bachay kasay feel kartay hain agar zinda abbu or wo b mulk k under ho to khud socho..Meri maa mujhy kehti hy betha jub tum eid p ghar nahi hotay to tumharay bachon ko dekh k mujhy bara dukh hota hy, bachay yateem yateem se lagtay hain 🙂
ali agar boreat feel kr rhy ho to idhar ao mery pas field me, dono bhai game khelengay :)omree ko b bula lengay or agar ahsan bhai qareeb hy to most welcome 🙂
XD Ali k bachay!!! Sun k hassi ai soch k chakkar aya or :faint:
wese tu Ali ki batain sunn ker lugta hai ke hoga koi 50, 60 saal ka baba jiss ke honge 12,14 kids …abb aya na chakker …:faint:
Nahi wo chotey chotey chotey se ali's imagine kar k chakkar a gye :left:
main rolling coaster sa shadi karny wala ho jo har ksi ko chkar aa rhy hai :irked:
Originally posted by Ahsan7083:
wo kion ?
Originally posted by Ali Raza:
angelina kasi rahe gi 😆
yar os ka naam na la idhr :sst: is k samny to khas tor pa :left:
Bari izzat karti hai woh ahsan ki 😆 😆
ohh ok izat afzai ka relation hai, per wo hai kon?
Nahi tumhari tu woh achi khasi izzat karti hai 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
shukar hai mera nhi kha :left:
Omree 10,12 bar app ko tu main pehle bta chuki hon angle ka hr bar bhool jate hain app :left: abhi last week he tu app ko Ali ne uska page link dia tha jiss pe 10,000 loser loser lokh k Ali sirf aik page win hua tha :nervous: bhool gy na sab app :p
:sst:
:sst:
Hahahahahaha….Koi hota tu kam iz kam app ko na win hone deta 😀
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han tu page hi chori ker raha tha na, wese page chori per kitni saza hai, tazeerat-e-Pakistan mai??
Issy chor jump kehtay hain :nervous:
ohhhh… :(mai kula hi kudaarian luga raha hon, koi hai hi nai aas pass …..
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wese mai aage peeche, khubay sujje sekh ker jab koi nazar nai aaya … Chupke se jump luga geya ….
jumppppppppppppp enjoy now
School main tu hota tha k koi aik page chori Kare uss ki pori rough copy pharr do 😀
ready…
acha tu opera per kia convention hon gi fir …. ???
3…Lets jummmmmmmmmmp
ooeyyy…omree ne b jumps laganay shuro keay, mani tum ne baray baray muazziz bando ke jumpay lagwa di jasay ali, omree, adonis. hows naughty 😆 :lol:anyway win is win, so congrate u omree nd keep it up the race of jumps :up:
Originally posted by geniousfarooqi:
opera pe jo amani k elawa page win hu ga wo iss moh >>:awww:<< k sath 10 times likhay ga , sorry amani sorry amani 😎
😦 sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amani:( sorry Amaniab aur koi saza?
baki sab to thek hai lakin mou change kro omree 😦 nhi :awww:
abay yaar omree tu b lakeer k….hay, is page k leay thori tha ye saza, ye to future k leay is ne agreement pass ke, leken a bail mujhy maar wali baat hy is k leay, Qk dosron k new page k occupy karnay par ye khud b ye saza kaatay gi, ther4 don't amendment in this agreement, omree 🙂
Ab bill pass hu gya or omree ne comments kar k sab k behalf sign bhi kar dia or main ne likha tha amani k elawa koi bhi kahin bhi page win hu ga 10times sorry Ali wala moh (:awww:) bna k kahe ga!Tu khan bhai ajj se sab pe saza lago hai siwa mere :sherlock: ab app log page lay kar kr bhi pachtaye or na lay kar bhi 😀
chalo page ko aanay do, phir dakh lengay
aur ham meri tahayat saza maafi ka bi elaan ker do abb ….
mane bhi sehri kar li ha :yes:
6 O Clock in evening eid announced kar k 9PM bolay eid nahi roza hai :troll:
Originally posted by Amani:
aik baar to wo marne ko ho gae thi, mujhe kahne lagi k pls mujhe aik baar kaho k tum mere best friend ho :nervous: mane bhi nhi kaha :sherlock:
salam every body 🙂
haan dakha tha kaisy marr rhi thi :whistle:
Molvi ki biwi ki dress ready nhi hoga :left: mufti shab ki biwi ka suite abhi tak nhi silla eid kal ho gi :left:
yaar ali ap ne to rozay b nahi rakhay to phir molvi p itna ghussa Q? 😆 :lol:anyway apko or ap k ehl e khana ko buhut buhut eid mubarak 🙂
aap ko bhi bhot bhoot bhoooooot eid mubarak :yes: or aap k cousin ki family ko bhi :left: Allah marhoom k darjat boland farmye *aameen*
Ameen. Jazakallah.
Ameen!
Originally posted by Ali8307:
Ameen. Jazakallah.
roza bhi rakha ho ga shan na eid waly din :left:
me ne b 2,3 tissue deay! Hahaha…kia filmy sein tha, aray bi ap us k sir par hath rakhtay, dalasa detay, bhai hy tumhara :)Ali bhai ye kaisay logo se wasta para hy apka 😆 😆
peechly dfa ya shyd os sa bhi peechli dfa pak main 3 eids hoi thi bhot mzak urraya tha :whistle: ab boogtoo 3 eido k mazy :p
Kab koi hassa? :irked: or ye two eid wala trend last 4yrs se chala pata nahi kis ne start kia ye sab :right:
aksar log to aaj kar rhy hai eid 😆 uk waly hmari eid pa hansty thy ho gai na 3 uk main bhi :p
Itna lAmba lamba larka or mera haath :right: Originally posted by Ali8307:
eid food k agaey ache achon ka roza nahi rehta ye tu phir shAn hai 😆
Weekend pe koi day hota tu feel hota k eid kyon nahi kar sakey during the week zyada log kaam per he hon gy :p I think molvi's and moon ka bahana he hai jo apni diary main dekhta hai kis din busy nahi eid appointment bna lo 😀
mary samny wali kharki main ek chand sa mukhra rahta hai :left:
Ab yeh kya chabli hai :irked:
Hahahahahaha….Lekin uss ne tu kaha tha window main signal ache hote hain :left: ye moon or signal ka kya connection? :right:
dekho wo moon ki gravitational force ki bat ker raha hai na …
ohh Amani Ali kehna chata hai ke Rat ko uss ki room window mai moonlight perti hai … 😀
Originally posted by Ali8307:
meri manu tu yeh phone bilkul na lena … iss se tu Ali ki commission lugi hai … 🙂
koi Shah iss tara ki cheap poetry nai kerta …. :nervous: kion Amani ??
Tumhain kyon shair yaad aya? :whistle:
wo koi shair tha os k end main aata hai mery samny wali kharki main ek chand………. :faint:
shair nai hai baba !!! indian old song hai Kishoor Kumar ka … lo khud hi sunn lo …
ya mobile la lena idhr sa installment pa :p terms and conditions ki to smj nhi aai :faint: gory ki kori policies :whistle:
acha song hai :left: main smja ksi shah ki gazal ho gi :faint:
Lo khan bhai k pingo jaag gya jump lganey k liye :p
Yeh offer 2,3 saal se hai or orange 5yrs use kar kar main bore hu gi iss offer main bas TV he hai chota sa minutes internet zyada nahi or contract bhi tooo long hai best is acha set hu or one year contract hu jaldi Jan chootay :doh:
nice jump :troll:
:pingu:
oey…..ettay to omree v juma khan banr gia 😆 😆 hun das mani, ussi ke kareay te kettay jawangay :confused:
chalo wat jump he theek hoye ga :pingu:
pingu kachway ke chaal chalta hy magar haar nahi maanta :hat:
or page la jata hai :troll:
yes :p gud morning dosto
Lala i have posted link after Ali's link …
Salaam Alikum Ali g! 🙂 🙂
keep it up omree :p
Shakal change. Hu gi hon gi :left: unn main se kitni bari bari moti bhi hu gi Hon gi :right:Tum tu ab unhain auntie bolo dekh kar :nervous:
w/salam :left:
Main copy kar rahi thi tumhari 90s ki classmates ki ab kabhi tumhain milen tu salaam Ali g boleyen :nervous:
aaj tak nazar nhi aai on main sa koi :left:
amani ko chesma lag geya tha bachpaan main isi lye bari chezain choti or choti bari nzar aati hai :whistle:
hmm…aisa lagta hy tum dono childhood me ekatthy parhay ho, m i rit? 🙂
hmm…aisa lagta hy tum dono childhood me ekatthy parhay ho, m i rit? 🙂
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
nahi yeh tu meri ankhon k samnay pala barha hai yeeehhhhhhh chota sa tha ye 😎
ek do hmary ghar k aas pass rahti hai school k bad abhi tak dakha nhi hai :left:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
tin wali nahi thi milk expired Hone wala tha eid wale din :left: sawaiyan bna len :yes:
Ab dekhna tha eid pe swaiyan lay kar jate :whistle:
main kon sa mara ja rha ho jo swaiyan la k ponch jata :irked: wase tumari tin wali sawiyan kesi thi??
hahahahahaha….Wo specs ajj bhi use karo tu Pakistan tak Nazar ata hai :whistle:
country to ek he hai :left:
country to ek nahi ali bhai, ap lahore me bethay ho or mani uk me 🙂
ap dono kashmir se hain, matlab mohalla b ek hy?
UK main Asian community main 70% kashmiri he hain :nervous: hoa na phir mini Kashmir yahan :left:
u r right mani sis, keh uk mini kashmir hy or esi tarah kashmir or khaskar mirpur ko mini uk kaha jata hy. Our section incharge name arif mehmood wani also belong from there nd having relatives there in uk, so no doubt 🙂 but ali z in lahore 🙂
:pingu: :knight:
to lahore kon sa spain main hai?? Wo mini pakistan ma or main pory pakistan main :up:
wese LALA ali bi bat bi 100% sai hai …. wese aaj tak mai bi yehi samajta raha ke Lahore Pakistan mai hi hai 😆
Acha lahore Pakistan main hai 😆 😆
hahahhaha ap bi Amani bhot funny ho … lugta hai kabi school mai geography nai pari sai tara se …. wese Lahore hai kahan ..??? UK mai tu koi asa city nai …. Ali bola Spain ka … per nai wahan bi nai … yeh zarur NASA ne chand per koi place dekhi hogi …
nhi koi or tha os Dr. Tha koi :left:
chalo fir Amani se pochte hain …. btao gi Urdu ki encyclopedia, kon tha wo jis ne lahore ke bare me yeh gushtakhi ki thi ??
wo mane bachpaan urdu adab bhot phara tha ek writer na kha tha lahore to aaj kal lahore main he hai lakin jis trah lahore barh rha hai (( aagy bhol geya pta nhi phr kya ho ga)) :faint:
ohh yar Ibne Insha ne likha tha asa khuch …
jis na ravi ko ravi zaeef kha tha :left:
ohhh yeh tu bhot fulsafe wali bat ker di app ne ….
Essi daring baatein ghalib he kar saktey hai :left: hu sakta hai wo lahore ko hind k saath milta julta bta rahe hon :right:
:left:
ghalib na to sjyd he lahore dakha ho ga :left:
Doctor tU ghalib bhi nahi thy :left:
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han ghalib bi doctor nai tha per abb unn per research hoti hai aur Ph.D award hoti hai
mare zaheen main koi or naam aa rha tha :left:
han Amhed Shah Pitrus Bukari sher nai thay ….
Si syed university hai wahan unhon ne tu nahi kaha? :nervous: par wo shayer nahi thy :left:
pitras bukhari :p
Dr nai tha yar wo, Professor tha and then UN mai Pakistani representative tha ..
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new page :hat:
Main 3 bolne wali thi :troll:
Main 3 bolne wali thi :troll:
mai ne bi try ki, per aaj din Ali ka tha shyed … mubarik ho Ali
hahahahh Amani ko Billi bola tumne … 😛
wo khani yaad hai ek chirya phtar pa bhati or do billiya mou main pani bha rhi thi :angel:
App ko pathar bola shayed :p
nai nai, muje Chirya bola Ali ne …. 😀
aray yaar kon kehta hy k lahore pakistan me hy :confused:
Nahi main ne suna tha Pakistan lahore main hai… :right:
:doh: ohh Amani Gi, na Lahore Pakistan mai hai aur na hi Pakistan Lahore mai ne … Lahore tu Lahore hai … aur dillon mai basta hai
lahore khai bhi nhi hai lahore odhr hai :yes:
mani u r right.Qk lahori yahi kehtay hain k pakistan lahore me hy 🙂
lakin karna kya hai lahore ka??
lahore punjab mein ha :yes:
yar khuch asa kro Ali ke lahore UK mai phunch jai .. 😀
yar omree me sirf ainak wala hon,ainak wala jinn nahi keh lahore ko uk phoncha don. 😆 :lol:Aisa karo ali se phoch lo k wo kidhar jana chahta hy, or haan wo khud phank wala hy kaheen b ja sakta hy :p
Originally posted by Ali8307:
nahi :left: Jackie k neighbor pehle he toba tak singh k hain pakki hui hai pehle he wo ussy or embrace nahi karna ab :p Originally posted by Athletepk1:
kon kitna kharch dy ga? :left:
ali ap chakra k Q gir gaye? Kaheen mona to yad nahi aai 🙂
Ajj he lahore k paper bna k British embassy main dy do :left: sari gal he mokk jaye wo idhar a jaye ga, :DPr lahore yahan rahe ga kahan? :right:
@khan bhai haan kafi yaad aa rha hai mona :irked: @amani wo jackie ka neighbour main koi choti si jagha la dena lahore ko :left:
ali ap chakra k Q gir gaye? Kaheen mona to yad nahi aai 🙂
to phir bula lo usko :)@mani, to kia ap ne accomodate nahi karna hy kia :worried:
:faint:
Originally posted by Ali8307:
*its embarrassing*
jackie bhi chaye main biscuit dboo dboooo k khaye gai 😆
Kom pay Kare ga agr wo jobless hua tu :left:
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
hahahahhaah .. shuke hai mai ne khuch nai bola .. :POriginally posted by Haidia2:
ohh yar tum Lahore ko paying guest rakh lena apne pass hi …
That's good idea :up:Par main ne suna hai wo khata bohat hai. :left:
Or agr lahore yahan town main bright bright cloths pehn k lollywood style main nikla tu :left: Translate kon Kare ga :nervous:
:zzz: :zzz:ther4bbye nd t.c
Originally posted by Athletepk1:
pani kahan peeta hai koi wo jo tea k saath biscuit pora pora packet kha jata hai wo :left:Originally posted by Athletepk1:
bhar nahi reh Lena pora room mile ga lekin kitna kharch den gy? :nervous:
nhi hum pakistan sa smja k bajy gay k london main 24 ghanty k rozy chal rhy hai 5 saal k lye :left: tab shyd khany peeny main hola hath rakhy :right:
@amani tu lahore ko bhi os k neighbour main bej do hafty bad jackie bhi lasi bnaye gai subha subha :whistle:
jackie bhi chaye main biscuit dboo dboooo k khaye gai 😆
Originally posted by Ali8307:
*its embarrassing*
jackie bhi chaye main biscuit dboo dboooo k khaye gai 😆
dekho bi awal to ali uk jaiga he nahi mujhy pata hy, to kum azkum tum haami to bhar leti :pdosra ye k wo itna khuddaar hy k tumharay ghar se pani b nahi peay ga. Jub sittelled ho jaiga to khud sub kuch sanbaal lay ga
Originally posted by Haidia2:
han tu gher ki cleaning and Landry per luga dena … per Phere Likay punjab ka Sapot hai … job mil hi jai gi usse …
well, UK mai nice sunny day blessing hoti hai aur ider a lil shower makes our day …
We have nice and bright sunny day a bit chilly too 😎
Originally posted by Ali8307:
ider tu barass bi chukki …
barish aany wali hai :yes:
:faint: badal jidhr sa aaye odhr he chly gay
Hahahahahaha….Bara afsoos hua sum k :whistle:
Snow main kon se keeray atey hain? :left: btana zara 🙄
ja nhi leta new page 🙄
raat ko apny bed pa thori si suger dal k dakh lo kon sa keery aaty hai 🙄 agr keery na aaye to TT singh waly la gaye gay jackie ko emabrrass karny :whistle:
allah kary ga is saal UK main sweet snow fall ho gi or sary keery makkory bhar nikal aaye gay 😡 jab wo khatty gay to main afsoos bhi nhi karo ga :troll:
jump
Mere hote kabhi nahi hu sakta :yes:
Humarey han cheeni wale kery nahi ate Nan nananh nah :hat:
chor diya jump 🙄
Mere bed main porey 6month k chocolate wrappers and half bar of choc and sweets hote hain :nervous: tu kabhi nahi kuch aya tu ab kyon aye? 🙄
New page! :hat:
ali ne jump lagana tha, kidhar gia? 🙂
bed pa chor k to dakho cheeni phr pta chaly ga 🙄
hmm…thats mean mani to much lazy girl.Ali bhai me ne pehlay he kaha tha k kaisay kaisay logo se tumhara wasta hy, i appriciate u :up: :p
Nahi abhi or bhi details main sun len ka sofa main kya kya hota hai. :left: TV dekhtay huye :right:
wo to mery bhi pillow main nemkoo ka wrapper bhary hoye hai :left:
Yucky :yuck: Nimko khatey hu?
oye :irked: mujy abhi tak neemko psand hai :happy:
Pakistan ka rask and nimko main ne kabhi school main bhi nahi khaye :left: Specially wo jo ajeeb ajeeb si daalein hoti hain uss main sheeps ko khilane wali :nervous: *yuck*
A chal A shakAl achi na hu tu baat achi kar leni chahye :bandit: nimko khaney wale :p
to phr kya masla hai :left: tum to wo daal aram sa kha sakti ho :yes:
to koi standard ki chez aaj tak nhi khai tum na 🙄 agr sheep ko khilany wali daal lo gi to janwro wali chez he mily gi na :cow:
Nahi main ne kitni baar nimko k packet ko plate main dal dal aik aik ingredient search kia hai :left: wo kachi daalein insanon k khane wali hu he nahi sakti :whistle:
koi masla nhi omree ko khila k pooch laty hai :whistle:
Hahahahahaha… Mujhy nahi lagta tumhari or omer ki yeh adat milti julti hu :rolleyes:Tum next tima nimko boil kar k khana mash potatoes ki tarah 😀
main janwro walo chezian thora khata ho :bandit:
wo tumary wali thi :p main insano wali khata ho :sherlock:
Nimko is made for chhiirryaa and *bakri's* :whistle: khud decide karo dono main se kon hu? :p
hahaha…pillow, nimko…Oh…ho…ho…sorry sorry sorry me apny alfaz wapas leta hon mani g :pyahan to kharboza kharbozay ko….wali baat hy 😆 😆
haan khan bhai k rang bhi yellow ho rha hai :left:
coke can wali harkat? Ya kon si chez hai jo mary sa rah gai hai :troll:
Wo tu jab sardi TV dekhty dekhty ankh lage tu bed main plate aam dino main tu neechay he rakhtay hain 😀 Tum ne kabhi woh coke can wali harkat ki sardion main? :left:
Kuch din lagin gy Ali khan bhai bhi rang pakr len gy jab sardion main peanuts kha k plate bed k neechay chupain gy :p k room saaf lage 😎
Tumhain nahi pata :left: Mujhy empty can k 7, 8 faiday pata hain 😀
Wo tu jab sardi TV dekhty dekhty ankh lage tu bed main plate aam dino main tu neechay he rakhtay hain 😀 Tum ne kabhi woh coke can wali harkat ki sardion main? :left:
stupid itni sardi main kon nikly rzai sa plate neechy dalny bed pa he chilky daal oper razai :whistle:
maslan??
Main important jab flu hu or sardi main bed se nikal k tissue box tak na jana hu tu coke can ko nak k kareeb lay ja k refill kar lo :whistle: Aik or bhi faida hai btaon? :left:
wo refill can kis ka kam aata hai? :left: or dosra use kiya hai? :faint:
gud morning :pingu:bi sachi baat to ye hy k jahan meri duty hy, yahan ta had_e_nigah peanuts k khait hain 4ro taraf wo alag bat hy k hamari co ke waja se yahan har cheez islamabad se b mehngi hy. Han to jub khatay hain akhbar becha kar, phir chilkay saaray dustbin me…subh sweeper ata hy safai k leay rozana. Aur 2sri bat ye k i'm not amani or ali, i'm an athlete 🙂 har 1 cheez apni jaga p :pingu:
che che…gandi bachi..bt its a joke, mani itna b jhot na bolo yaar, tissue box to bed k side table p hota hy (approachable) :)ab 2sray kharbozay ke baari hy, dekhtay hain wo araam talbi ka konsa nuskha batatay hain 😆 😆
Nahi bed side pe tissue kahan wo tu dressing table pe hota hai!2) faida agr app razai main hu or ussi room main koi TV dekh raha hu app k fav program na hu tu can ko haath main pakar k mrorna shoro kar du krick krick ki awaz se dosra band annoyed hu k remote chor dy ga. :DOriginally posted by Ali8307:
bed k neechay yaar kon sa koi itna thin liquid hai k can se nikal jaye ga 😀 😀 2, 3 or faida bhi hain btaon kya :nervous:
:faint: itna he kafi hai
😛
q murde zinda kar rhe ho 🙄
nikal k to tu aaya hai 😛
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